traditional english boarding school was too funny, there's so much parent pressure on the school it doesn't know what to do, we had a school cops and a dog section, drugs screening, saturday detentions, sunday morning community payback, 3 drinking offences = expulsion, 2 if spirits, expulsion for any recreational drugs legal or not, chapel three times a week, smoking fines which doubled after each offence, expulsion for repeated smoking, sex=expulsion (coeducational lol), compulsory sport 3 days a week, cutting sport sunday morning community work, i could go on.... only just survived, was on final warning for drinking twice /claim, i knew the headmaster very well needless to say