Ryanwar6's Apple Blowout, But this time with plot... (16gb iPod Touch, FCS2, Keyboard and Mighty Mouse)

ryanwar6

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Paypal on everything. Prices are not including shipping.

PLEASE READ!!!

Alright, so I was thinking about porn the other day and began to think about its downfalls. It was quite apparent to me that what really makes a good porn flick (besides camera work) is PLOT! Then I began thinking about making my next sale thread, and came to the realization that just because it isn't porn per-se doesn't mean that it should be treated any differently. Every time I read a usual Sale thread, I always wonder, "what is the story here?" "Why is he selling his stuff?" and I don't want some lazily thought out answer like they have in bad porn where a girl delivers a guy a pizza and all of a sudden they fuck, I want a real story line.

So throughout this thread I will be adding to my story line until all of my items are sold. This way not only can you have the benefit of seeing my items up for sale, but the fantastically thought out plot will guide you through the levels of my sale. So without further ado, my sale.... With a plot...

So the a couple of months ago I was sitting on my computer and all of a sudden I get an email in my spam folder. But unlike all of the other "spam" this one felt different, it was special. It was from a wonderful woman named Rosemary King. Rosemary was emailing to inform me that she was about to pass away from cancer and needed someone to take all of the money in her estate. In total it was $15 Million dollars!!! She went a bit further to tell me that God had told her to email me, and that is how I got chosen. "Jeepers" I thought. "This is too good to be true!" But was it?

Then along came my apple products... bow chicka wow wow.

iPod Touch 16gb. Perfect shape, been in its clear plastic shield since the day I bought it last October I believe (shows in pics). Still has a chance to get applecare and get another year of warranty. Great machine- has internet capabilities- includes programs like mail and google maps. Shows no sign of battery wear Can ship you original box in mid-Sept if you really want it. - $325?

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Final Cut Studio 2. Comes with all the apps- Final Cu Pro 6, Live Type, Cinema Tools, Color, DVD Studio Pro, Motion, and Soundtrack Pro, . Also includes the manuals (if desired). This program is hot as sauce!- PM me for details

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Apple Pro Keyboard. Comes with Final Cut Pro key set. These keys show all the key commands for FCP and are color coded. The "T" key sticks after cleaning, but slowly gets better. Keyboard w/ keys sells retails for around $80 - Selling for $45

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And Last but not least an Apple Mighty Mouse. It is a sweet mouse with 5? buttons to customize. The scroll ball isn't great, but I find that I don't use it often anyway. - $20

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So remember to stick around for the updating of the story (maybe add to your threads), and perhaps more products will find their way into the sale, but only Rosemary King will tell us how...
 
Guess I didn't mention it before, but I have many references on this site from the most legit members out there. This includes high ticket items like skis and a macbook.
 
Pm responded to.

Just an FYI for everyone. The FCS2 package is a great deal, and there are different routes you can take that may save you even more money. PM me for all of the specifics and any questions you may have.
 
~STORY CONTINUATION~

Well it ends up that it WASN'T too good to be true! Rosemary insisted that it wasn't a scam, and who was I to question her? So within a day of me responding to her, telling her that I would gladly take her money off of her hands, she replied. She actually replied!!! It was like she was eager to give me the money. I guess God works in mysterious ways...

END OF STORY UPDATE!!! for now...

anyway, my internet is pretty fucked up, so I won't be checking NS for a couple of days. Feel free to PM me and post in the thread, and when the internet is fixed I will return to the plot filled sale with a few product additions.
 
i'm totally gripped by this rosemary story, please finish it before you're out of intraweb. are you 12 million dollars richer or not?
 
DO NOT FEEL ALARMED IF YOU ARE FEELING GRIPPED BY THIS STORY!

I know it may feel weird, but it is perfectly normal to have pubescent like experiences when reading such a great sale plot.

Anyway, i am off to commercial fish for the next 3-4 days so I won't be able to check my computer. Feel free to keep the interest coming.

Let me know if my prices are too high, I don't think they are, but you never know.

Cheers,

Ryan
 
ON WITH THE STORY!!!

SO ANYWAY I get in touch with Rosemary's attourney and he lets me know- in all lowercase letters and no punctuation- that it is a legit deal! All I have to do to get the money is pay him $10,000 for the transfer fee... So I am thinking, "hmm, I have to send some man $10,000 up front and he will supposedly give me millions back? What could go wrong?" So I head down to my bank to get a reverse mortgage on my house, and all of a sudden when I walk into the bank.....

IT IS A MOTHERFUCKING PRICE CHANGE!!!!!

iPod touch- $275 shipped

Keyboard is still $45, but it comes with the motherfucking MIGHTY MOUSE!!!

Final Cut Pro is still a secret which can only be disclosed by PMing me.

The story will continue...
 
Kind words from a kind man....

Keyboard and Mouse pending sale with Jaylib

Also pending sale with Jaylib is one of the many FCS2 packages

Jump on the bandwagon people, once these are sold I will update the story line of my sale. And who knows, maybe along with the added story will come new "characters" that will also be available for sale...
 
+K for a great idea man - this thread is GOLD! I can't wait to see what happens! The suspense! Absolutely brilliant idea!
 
i'm already doubting this, you should probably have had more clarification before thinking about sending the 10k
 
Apple Final Cut Keyboard and mighty mouse have been SOLD to Jaylib. They were sent out express 10 minutes after receiving payment. Super legit buyer, thanks again.

I am off to commercial fish again for another couple of days. Once I get back, you will receive a thrill of a lifetime as the story continues to unfold.

WHILE I AM GONE>>> Feel free to make guesses as to what happens next. I will also give you a hint as to what characters may show up in the next story update...

- Something so amazing that the bone structure protecting your brain will be annialated.... think about it

- Something so amazingly small that it will *shuffle* up the way you thought about the world.

- A communication device that you might get stuck in your finger if you are playing with a raw piece of lumber.

-Perhaps some more to come.

Make guesses IN THE THREAD and keep this shit at the top while I am gone. All PMs will be answered in the order that they are received. Correct guesses will be given bonus points as always.

Cheers,

Ryan
 
- skullcandy skullcrushers

- ipod shuffle

- a splinter? hahaha

bonus points for me? dibs on the shuffle!
 
Lower your price on the touch. There's a new ipod touch announced and its only going for like $259. But its not going to be released for like a month.
 
Bonus points have been awarded for you and the next post for guessing the correct products. I will put up pictures and update prices on Monday night once I get home from Alaska.

As for the iPod Touch, people have been sending in their offers. The first one who gives me $250 plus paypal fees gets it shipped directly to their door for NO CHARGE!!!

Lets keep this thread on high.

 
I am stuck in Alaska for at least one more day. Fucking fog.

Anyway, throw out offers for stuff and I may just take them, seeing as I am bored as hell and semi-unhappy that I cannot make it back to civilization tonight.

Everything that is sold today will be shipped out on the 11am plane tomorrow.

 
AND THE SAGA CONTINUES!!!!

*There is actually not going to be any Saga outerwear, I am sorry.

This is going to be a short story update, but an important one nonetheless.

Anyway, I walk into the bank, and after saying hello to the "price change", which so rudely interupted last time, I walk up to the teller. She says hello, and I ask to talk to the bank manager (just like any millionaire would). I am walked back behind the counter and into a secret door that the woman mystically opens by knocking to the tune "take me out to the ballgame," weird I know...

So I sit down and begin talking to the bank manager. I tell him my tale, and when done, after what seems to take 10 minutes of hesitation, the bank manager finally speaks...

"THREE NEW MOTHER FUCKING ITEMS FOR SALE WITH PICTURES!!!!", he says. And the bonanza continues....

-iPod Shuffle 2nd gen 1gb. Silver. Great condition, battery lasts! bern stickers on the back can be removed. The perfect iPod for skiing.- $35 shipped

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-Motorola SLVR. Great condition, just a few scuffs on the edges. Screen shows some SUPER small scratches. battery lasts! Comes with charger for car and home. - $60 shipped

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-Skullcandy SkullCrushers. These things are amazing. Have a bass amplifier that rocks your dome. New condition. These boys have a lifetime warranty, no matter what happens, no questions asked!- $40? shipped

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Sorry about the shitty pics, figure they are better than nothing. Buy up people!

Cheers,

Ryan

 
Bump, throw some offers out here. I am practically rotting from the inside out because I am so bored.

This shit NEEDS to GO! I have not had one unhappy customer yet... be the next in line.

 
come on everyone you gotta buy to see more/hear more!

such a legit seller too! ships so fast!

buuuuy up
 
Here's to hoping that bumping my thread above the other sale threads in this forum will bring more interest to the items I have presented for sale.

Any offers will be taken seriously and replied to immediately. All sales from tonight will be shipped out tomorrow on the 11o'clock flight out of this shit hole of a town.
 
Just got back to reality.

So I am BUMPING THE SHIT out of this thread!

Need to sell phone especially, but send PMs about anything.

iPod Touch has been sold locally.
 
iPod touch is back on the market.

Along with this news comes a PRICE DROP!!!

iPod touch now $230
SLVR is now $50
Give offers on all others, they just need to be gone.
 
Price Check Aisle 5!

iPod Touch is now $200 + paypal and shipping. This iPod NEEDS TO SELL TONIGHT!!!

That is right, get a 16gig for less than the new 8gig. First one who throws the money in my account wins.
 
If you have read all the way to the bottom of this thread, please post in it and say so. I just want to see how many people actually read all the way to the bottom to see price changes.
 
i read and seriously this is a sick story and the times in hich you choose to leave a cliff hanger are immaculate.

good luck on your sale
 
Fuckin shit dude, come on! Stop dragging it out and tell us what happens! I've read to the bottom like 5 times already!
 
sorry man. I promise from the bottom of my heart that when my iPod touch gets sold there will be an update of the AGES!!! I have a bit of interest, I just can't believe that this thing hasn't sold yet.

BUY MY iPOD TOUCH--> GET A STORY UPDATE!
 
Phone has been sold, so it is time for a STORY UPDATE!!!

So as I was saying before... After the bank manager introduces the new products using the common vernacular, he goes on to tell me about the transaction. He thanks me for the amazing story and then goes on to tell me that he hears stories like this all the time. "There have been a recent string of emails very similar to this all over the world," he tells me, "You are one lucky mother fucker!"

I couldn't believe it! So all of this was true... God had worked some mysterious miracles all over the world to get average joes like me Millions of dollars!

So he took no time in writing up the reverse mortgage, giving me enough money to send to Rosemary. So the next day I walked to the Post office with my certified money order in hand, ready to send it to Rosemary King. As I turn the final corner, I come across a bum asking for change. I ask him why I should give him some and he responds in a calm fashion...

"MOTHER FUCKING PRODUCT UPDATE!!!!"

Alright, so I am not sure if this will sell here or on craigslist, but here it goes.

Macbook Pro 15.4" matte display. It has over 1 year of AppleCare Left on it, meaning pretty much anything that happens to it will be fixed for free. It has a brand new battery as of four days ago and runs like a champ. I also just got a brand new superdrive because the old one was having problems, again no problem getting it for free. Here are the specs...

Model Name: MacBook Pro 15"> Model Identifier: MacBookPro2,2> Processor Name: Intel Core 2 Duo> Processor Speed: 2.16 GHz> Number Of Processors: 1> Total Number Of Cores: 2> L2 Cache (per processor): 4 MB> Memory: 1 GB> Bus Speed: 667 MHz
> Boot ROM Version: MBP22.00A5.B07> Serial Number: W8643250W0G
Buyer will pay Paypal fees and shipping. Laptop comes with original box if wanted, original dvds, and charger. - $1400 obo
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iPod touch sold to Calb3rt
SLVR sold to tandan83
Skull crushers are pending sale

so, as promised to Calb3rt I have a story update...

So, as I was saying... I was talking to the bum and he was explaining why he deserved my change. After he informs me of the product update, he tells me that he was once a vice presidential candidate but was slowly forced out by some bitch named Sarah Palin. She was some super experienced woman who completely deserved being the vice president. He had a book that proved just how amazing he was, but sadly this Sarah woman banned the book, and then subsequently fired the librarians that approved the book.

Anyway, I punched that bum right in the throat and continued on... stupid fucking bum....

The story will continue...
 
Everything has been shipped!

Skull crushers and Macbook Pro remain. If the macbook pro gets sold, I will present to you the climax and more than likely most of the resolution of the story. It will be epic.
 
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