The macbook pro has been sold via Craigslist.
I have considered your request, and after a few rounds of caucasians (white russians) made with homemade kahlua and espresso vodka I have decided that the season finale will come directly after I sell my skullcrushers.
The SkullCrushers are now for sale for $30 shipped to anyone except for starshskier, who has continuously lead me on to the fact that he was going to buy them.
BUY MY SKULLCRUSHERS AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS iN MY STORY OF THE CENTURY!!!!