REASONS why it would kick ass to be a girl

portability and convenience of masturbation

not muppetfuckish or puppetfuckish

id sit at home and play with my tits all day
 
I like being a girl because I get to touch boobies everyday.

but seriously...i dont much enjoy being a girl because we have certain conformities to surrend to..but i will say that it's fun...oh and less expensive, to be a female.
 
HAHAHAHAHAH oh what blasphemy!

thats the funniest thing ive heard in a while. men (unlike girls) msotly dont give a rats ass what they wear. women on the other hand always want to be lookin soooooOOOOooo good. and they spend sooooo much money on clothes and makeup and hair shampoo shit and all. personaly from my point of view i think girls spend far more money than men. men like their TV's (which you actually can use) and women love their looks.

maybe its just me who sees it this way, but this is my 2 cents.
 
i'd mess with guys all fucking day "example" i'd like tell them i wanted to fuck them & shit then i'd get out of there and tell them there gay and that i hate them.
 
thats ture, but i think he had in mind that when a guy and girl go on a date to the movies or to a resturant, its usually the guy that pays the bill.
 
dude if i was a chick i would be the biggest ho in my school and probably end up getting stds. its so easy to get laid as a girl id just fuck everyone in sight
 
i see your point too. but thats only like $50 once n a while. when girls shop for clothes (which is rather often) they spend like $100. trust me i work at winners (brand name thrift store for you americans) and i see this AAAAAALL the time. there are even regulars there who send like $100 every week on new clothes
 
yeah, but not all girls spend thier daddys money that fast. and the guys that go out with that kind of girl are exactly the same.
 
ya being able to play with yourself and touch boobs would be fun, plus if i had as much skiing skill as i have now, and i was a girl, then i would probably be the best girl skier in the world, and have it all like sarah burke and kristi leskinen
 
ya man and plus if ur a chick with big tits you can get so much free shit from guys. This girl i now with a big rack got like $10 just at lunch from asking guys if they had any money she could have
 
if i was a chick i'd play with my tits soo much.. and i'd be a lesbian stripper... and make a bajillion dollars muhuhahahahaha!
 
hahahah yes, the number one reason about being a dude is those random boners in really really bad times

kinda like when your having an exam and a teacher goes "ok everyone stand up and take a stretch," but your the only guy that doesnt stand
 
i dont mean to be an asshole to anybody in this thread and this is just my opinion. but.. it seems a bit wierd for a dude to be claiming he would fuck guys if he was a girl.
 
you suer you want to be telling people this

its ok to tell the truth...you can come out on ns
 
according to most scientific studies, only 4% of guys will be able to manage, and that span of time in their life where they can wont last long.

nightly/random erections have their uses though. you get one every 90 minutes when you sleep, or every time you go from REM to NREM sleep. its really useful for experiments. no such tool for girls
 
Men are 6 times more likely to be hit by lightning than women.

Facts contributed by Harvey and Mattman.

Probably cause it doesn't lightning too often in the kitchen?
 
i woodnt want to deal with pregnancy or worry about it

and having a period sucks

and ur not as strong

and u get raped
 
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