REASONS why it would kick ass to be a girl

i dont know why any of you guys would want to be girls. i mean, its alright sometimes but generally it seems like it would be a lot better to be a guy. but hey i guess the grass is greener on the other side
 
i guess youre right, but then what happens when you got used to having boobs? wouldnt that just ruin it all for you?
 
guys if you were a girl you wouldnt be endlessly intruing w/ your own boobs. dumbass

being a girl is worse:

-bleed unexpecdtedly from vagina

can you imagine if you were just sitting there a blood spurted out of your dick??? NO

-raped

-called sluts no matter what

-no guy takes them seriously

-many countries women are second class citizens

-less safe/weak helpless

-pressure to be perfect, girly

-girls RUIN eachother's lives

-guys just fight it out, girls will use you emotions to destroy you

-your bones bend when you have a baby

-boobs are a clumsy hassle

-you always have to worry about being polite

-you cannot go to the bathroom alone, requests to accompany otehrs there are never ending

-your friends are hypersensative bitches

the only pluses i can think of:

-saying your having a feminin emergency will get you out of anything

-you can function by yourself/not get killed

-less reckless

-can get some work done

-dont need sex
 
umm you guys are forgetting the whole childbirth thing... I'm not exactly looking forward to that.

and also women are usually paid substantially less than men with the same training and qualifications, for doing the exact same job though this is starting to change.
 
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