my husband is annoying the shit out of me right now.
Everywhere he goes he is clumsy-- he runs into stuff, drops things, trips over things--and then every time there is a loud noise followed by swear words. I can't stand it-- I just feel like things are getting constantly ruined. Right now he is downstairs in our new house going through things looking for a power cord, and I just hear boxes falling, things breaking and crashing, and "fuck...what the fuck! Fuck this!" It is so irritating.
Number two-- I hate that he never memorizes where anything is. He wont unpack anything-- I have to do it all--and it wont matter how long we live here. We could live here for 20 years and he wouldn't be able to find ANYTHING. "do we have any spatulas?" ...."yes, center kitchen drawer." "Do we have any tinfoil?"...."yes, center kitchen drawer." "Where are my shovels?...someone stole my shovels!" ..."on the side of the garage where you left them."
Third-- leaves beer cans in the exact location he takes his last sip. It could be in the window sill, on the ground in the living room, in the shower, next to the bed, or just laying in the yard.
/rant