Rant About Whatever

theabortionator

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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
 
Espn. The stupid stomp clap in the intro to your xbox app is stupid as fuck. Then while the app is loading you start telling me the results of whatever it is I wanted to see. For the xgames I might be tuning in to watch the big air only to find out the podium before even getting to watch. After managing to not find out about whatever sports on the internet I'd like to be able to just watch them. And once again the stupid into is stupid.

I feel better already
 
I hare asians. Like so much. I work for koreans and they are the most insufferable people i have ever met. Ching chong motherfuckers

I also hate my coworkers
 
13040769:El_Barto. said:
I hare asians. Like so much. I work for koreans and they are the most insufferable people i have ever met. Ching chong motherfuckers

I also hate my coworkers

Hate. Fuckin chinese cant put together an iphone right either.
 
I hate when people ask me how I'm doing at the grocery store. Like fuck off bitch it's none of you business. I also hate when people take shits in my pillow case. It was funny the first 10 times, but the 140th, not so much.
 
13040768:theabortionator said:
Espn. The stupid stomp clap in the intro to your xbox app is stupid as fuck. Then while the app is loading you start telling me the results of whatever it is I wanted to see. For the xgames I might be tuning in to watch the big air only to find out the podium before even getting to watch. After managing to not find out about whatever sports on the internet I'd like to be able to just watch them. And once again the stupid into is stupid.

I feel better already

this post made me remember something i realized earlier.

to turn on the xbox one you just say xbox on. what, do these fucking rich ass gamers just leave their TV on all the time? for this to be a useful feature you need a TV that turns on by voice too. otherwise it defeats the purpose cause you gotta look for the remote or turn it on manually or some shit.

also what the fuck is up with roller coaster tycoon 3. the first 2 were fucking on point, and then they pull this completely inefficient bullshit on the third one. it's called, if it ain't broke don't fix it. chris sawyer how could you??
 
13040780:broto said:
also what the fuck is up with roller coaster tycoon 3. the first 2 were fucking on point, and then they pull this completely inefficient bullshit on the third one. it's called, if it ain't broke don't fix it. chris sawyer how could you??

I'll have to go back through. I only remember the first 2. Just played the first again in the last few years and killed it. Had such a better business model than when I was a kid. I mean I got it done then but I spent too much time drowning people who complained and shooting coasters at each other to ever be efficient.
 
morbidly obese people who think that its ok to be a fat unhealthy fuck, because thats just who they are.

also fat tumblr social justice warriors who think being thin is a privilege.

h-FAT-ACCEPTANCE-960x540.jpg


fuck you fat white trash ladies, your not beautiful and you shouldnt be proud of your disgusting lifestyle.
 
13040786:theabortionator said:
I'll have to go back through. I only remember the first 2. Just played the first again in the last few years and killed it. Had such a better business model than when I was a kid. I mean I got it done then but I spent too much time drowning people who complained and shooting coasters at each other to ever be efficient.

Anyone got a DL to the first one? I wanna play that shit.
 
13040790:SFB said:
morbidly obese people who think that its ok to be a fat unhealthy fuck, because thats just who they are.

also fat tumblr social justice warriors who think being thin is a privilege.

h-FAT-ACCEPTANCE-960x540.jpg


fuck you fat white trash ladies, your not beautiful and you shouldnt be proud of your disgusting lifestyle.

thia so much. also I fucking hate overbearing feminists with double standards
 
13040791:theBearJew said:
Anyone got a DL to the first one? I wanna play that shit.

nah I got the disc. OG as fuck.

I made a thread on here or bumped one when I started playing again maybe there's a link in there.
 
13040790:SFB said:
morbidly obese people who think that its ok to be a fat unhealthy fuck, because thats just who they are.

also fat tumblr social justice warriors who think being thin is a privilege.

h-FAT-ACCEPTANCE-960x540.jpg


fuck you fat white trash ladies, your not beautiful and you shouldnt be proud of your disgusting lifestyle.

Look at this fat slob and read some of the comments

http://instagram.com/tessmunster#
 
13040799:theabortionator said:
nah I got the disc. OG as fuck.

I made a thread on here or bumped one when I started playing again maybe there's a link in there.

I tried so hard to find my CD. All I found was the expansion CD... useless
 
read this shit, unbelievable:

"Thin privilege is having dogs play with you.

I consider myself a fairly active person (tennis three times a week, walking around town daily, etc.) and I eat pretty healthy (fast food or eating out only once a month now). So I'm pretty healthy, but I'm also plus size.

I went with my friend to her cousin's BBQ this week and was so excited to find out he has two border collies. I am a total dog person.

We get into the back yard and I introduce myself to everyone including the dogs. After we eat, we sit down to relax and the cousin starts to play fetch with the dogs. After a while he gets tired but the dogs still want to play. I offer to throw the tennis balls around with them, but the cousins stops me.

"Oh, they won't play with fat people!"

"What?"

"They don't play with fat people. Fat people don't run around fast enough to keep up, and they stop playing because they get tired, so the dogs don't bother."

I was completely insulted by the insinuation that being fat meant you couldn't run around and enjoy physical activity, but I decided to ignore him and grabbed two tennis balls anyway. I threw them across the yard—and get this! The dogs didn't chase them. They just sat there and stared at me even though a minute before they were begging for the balls to be thrown!

Thin privilege is not being discriminated against and assumed incapable of physical activity by both dogs AND owner."

fuck you fat piece of shit, thin privelge isnt a real thing, you are just so fat even animals know you are doing something wrong.
 
my husband is annoying the shit out of me right now.

Everywhere he goes he is clumsy-- he runs into stuff, drops things, trips over things--and then every time there is a loud noise followed by swear words. I can't stand it-- I just feel like things are getting constantly ruined. Right now he is downstairs in our new house going through things looking for a power cord, and I just hear boxes falling, things breaking and crashing, and "fuck...what the fuck! Fuck this!" It is so irritating.

Number two-- I hate that he never memorizes where anything is. He wont unpack anything-- I have to do it all--and it wont matter how long we live here. We could live here for 20 years and he wouldn't be able to find ANYTHING. "do we have any spatulas?" ...."yes, center kitchen drawer." "Do we have any tinfoil?"...."yes, center kitchen drawer." "Where are my shovels?...someone stole my shovels!" ..."on the side of the garage where you left them."

Third-- leaves beer cans in the exact location he takes his last sip. It could be in the window sill, on the ground in the living room, in the shower, next to the bed, or just laying in the yard.

/rant
 
13040805:SideShowBob said:
abortionater is the worst ns member ever

Its amazing how each one of your posts is always rated at like -8

Are you really that bad at NS or what? Either way im making it -9 motherfucker
 
13040919:snobunny said:
my husband is annoying the shit out of me right now.

Everywhere he goes he is clumsy-- he runs into stuff, drops things, trips over things--and then every time there is a loud noise followed by swear words. I can't stand it-- I just feel like things are getting constantly ruined. Right now he is downstairs in our new house going through things looking for a power cord, and I just hear boxes falling, things breaking and crashing, and "fuck...what the fuck! Fuck this!" It is so irritating.

Number two-- I hate that he never memorizes where anything is. He wont unpack anything-- I have to do it all--and it wont matter how long we live here. We could live here for 20 years and he wouldn't be able to find ANYTHING. "do we have any spatulas?" ...."yes, center kitchen drawer." "Do we have any tinfoil?"...."yes, center kitchen drawer." "Where are my shovels?...someone stole my shovels!" ..."on the side of the garage where you left them."

Third-- leaves beer cans in the exact location he takes his last sip. It could be in the window sill, on the ground in the living room, in the shower, next to the bed, or just laying in the yard.

/rant

You sound like you could use an affair. I have a 5.5 inch penis, orange hair and a massive widows peak. We should hang out
 
Pro hoes.

They are quite possibly the most annoying excuses for human beings. Like there's so much more to an athlete than they're face. All they care about is how attractive an athlete is and it's so annoying. They act like they ski or board or whatever the sport and they act like they know shit about the sport and it's annoying. You can't have an intelligent conversation about anything with them. It always ends up in them fan girling about gus and the Sochi pups or Shawn White. It's annoying and probably one of the main reasons girls don't have the respect they should in action sports. Fuck you pro hoes. You all suck.

/rant.
 
13040923:Mingg said:
Pro hoes.

They are quite possibly the most annoying excuses for human beings. Like there's so much more to an athlete than they're face. All they care about is how attractive an athlete is and it's so annoying. They act like they ski or board or whatever the sport and they act like they know shit about the sport and it's annoying. You can't have an intelligent conversation about anything with them. It always ends up in them fan girling about gus and the Sochi pups or Shawn White. It's annoying and probably one of the main reasons girls don't have the respect they should in action sports. Fuck you pro hoes. You all suck.

/rant.

fucking yes.
 
13040942:Mingg said:

Fuck you mobile.

I mean I don't know everything about skiing but I want to learn more about it and All these bitches care about is what the guy looks like. Yes there are some skiers that are hot as fuck but that's not all I care about. You can be hot as fuck but a shitty skier. I don't think these hoes understand that.

Then the girls go out to ski and they lose a little but if balance and they freak out and scream and make a scene and it's obnoxious and unnecessary. Ugh. I don't even think I can blame people for thinking girls don't belong in extreme sports. Some really shouldn't be.
 
Right now my parent's inconsistencies are bugging me. They tell me Oregon is to far to go to, despite our states touching, yet let me go to Canada. Threw a fit about going to Sacramento, but are fine with me going to SF. I wish they'd have some consistency in their arguments.
 
I FUCKING HATE CITY POEPL. I FUCKING HATE PLL WHO HATE COUNTRY FOLKF. I HATE MOST MINORIOTIES. I DO NOT LIKE HOMOSEXUALS . I DONT LIKE PPL FROM THES CITY DID I MENTION THAT??????? #dbh

WHATS UUUP
 
13040946:Mingg said:
Fuck you mobile.

I mean I don't know everything about skiing but I want to learn more about it and All these bitches care about is what the guy looks like. Yes there are some skiers that are hot as fuck but that's not all I care about. You can be hot as fuck but a shitty skier. I don't think these hoes understand that.

Then the girls go out to ski and they lose a little but if balance and they freak out and scream and make a scene and it's obnoxious and unnecessary. Ugh. I don't even think I can blame people for thinking girls don't belong in extreme sports. Some really shouldn't be.

I'm sorry-- but its like you don't know what an actual pro ho is...

a pro ho is a chick who likes them because they are good/pros--semi..or in some eyes...famous. It isn't because they are good looking--liking a guy because he is good looking is actually normal. Also, Shaun White is not good looking.
 
13040990:snobunny said:
I'm sorry-- but its like you don't know what an actual pro ho is...

a pro ho is a chick who likes them because they are good/pros--semi..or in some eyes...famous. It isn't because they are good looking--liking a guy because he is good looking is actually normal. Also, Shaun White is not good looking.

Fair enough. Let me rephrase. I hate girls who claim to do a sport and only talk about how hot the guys are. Or think that a guy is the best skier/ snowboarder etc because he's the most attractive. I don't really know if there's a name for them.
 
13041008:Mingg said:
Fair enough. Let me rephrase. I hate girls who claim to do a sport and only talk about how hot the guys are. Or think that a guy is the best skier/ snowboarder etc because he's the most attractive. I don't really know if there's a name for them.

A snow bunny is the name you're looking for.
 
13041014:yoski said:
fuck i posted it too early

they are fucking discriminating against me because i am a, poor, gay, black man. Freeskiing is a sport filled with the rich and the white and the straight and i shouldnt be suprisd but i expected better

SHUT THE FUC KUP NO1 WANTS TA HEAR UR SOB STORY!!!!!!! SUX 2 SUK

discrimianation my ass. u just suck dddddddddd
 
13041014:yoski said:
fuck i posted it too early

they are fucking discriminating against me because i am a, poor, gay, black man. Freeskiing is a sport filled with the rich and the white and the straight and i shouldnt be suprisd but i expected better

It's thin privilege...lose a few.
 
I hate people that make it a point to let everyone on social media know when they're drinking or smoking. I get that it's fun to do. But yo you're like 16 nobody fucking cares you took a few hits off your friends bowl and stole some beers out of the fridge. Fucking coooooool dude.
 
13041027:Chubz. said:
I hate people that make it a point to let everyone on social media know when they're drinking or smoking. I get that it's fun to do. But yo you're like 16 nobody fucking cares you took a few hits off your friends bowl and stole some beers out of the fridge. Fucking coooooool dude.

And when drinking and smoking is all they talk/care about. It's disgusting. They're obviously going places in life.
 
Fuck being overworked and put down when you say no. Two 21 hours days in a row and you want me to come back after 3 hours sleep? Suuuuuuuuuck it.
 
13040978:immas said:
Right now my parent's inconsistencies are bugging me. They tell me Oregon is to far to go to, despite our states touching, yet let me go to Canada. Threw a fit about going to Sacramento, but are fine with me going to SF. I wish they'd have some consistency in their arguments.

How old are you? If you're 18 to whatever you want. Parents aren't going to always agree with you but you gotta live your own life.

And for a rant. The power where I live goes off all the time. At least today it was raining. I swear most of the time it goes off it's sunny and bluebird and you're like WHAT THE FUCK? I guess that's what I get for living in the middle of nowhere.
 
13041012:yoski said:
The mods on here generally do their jobs and do them pretty fucking well but I hate when my threads on here get deleted for no fucking reason other than the fact that i created them

That is reason enough
 
I hate saying "Bless you" to people when they sneeze and having people say it to me. They expect you to say thank you when they use some stupid convention that was invented two thousand years ago. I sneezed, get over it.
 
13041300:theabortionator said:
How old are you? If you're 18 to whatever you want. Parents aren't going to always agree with you but you gotta live your own life.

I'm nearly 20, but because I'm home for the summer it's "their house, their rules."
 
13041551:immas said:
I'm nearly 20, but because I'm home for the summer it's "their house, their rules."

So youre 19. Teenagers are stupid. You are a teenager therefore you are stupid
 
13041551:immas said:
I'm nearly 20, but because I'm home for the summer it's "their house, their rules."

Just go anyway. Be like this is what I want to do, too bad. I highly doubt they're going to say "You moved somewhere we didn't pre approve you're never allowed home in the summer. On top of that this is the last time we will ever speak".

It's not like you're getting a tattoo to spite them or something, you're just trying to live your life where you want. Just be like "Yo dad I can take care of myself. I got this" and do it up.
 
13041574:theabortionator said:
Just go anyway. Be like this is what I want to do, too bad. I highly doubt they're going to say "You moved somewhere we didn't pre approve you're never allowed home in the summer. On top of that this is the last time we will ever speak".

It's not like you're getting a tattoo to spite them or something, you're just trying to live your life where you want. Just be like "Yo dad I can take care of myself. I got this" and do it up.

I thought she was talking about places to vacation.

If she's talking about places to live, then she should think long and hard about it--because if she ends up in a situation where she does something her parents don't like, but then needs to borrow money...that might not go over so well. Just sayin.
 
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