random woman jokes
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Lil_Gordian
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yo dats terrible.
skier_bum
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Q How many babies doesi t take to wallpaper a bath room?
A Depends how thin you slice them
Q How did Helen Keller go insane?
A She tried to read a stucco wall
Q How can you be sure Helen Keller will keep a secret?
A Break her fingers
Q How did helen keller's parents punish her?
A They glued doornobs to the walls
If Helen Keller falls in the forest and theres no one there to hear her does she still make a sound?
Q If helen keller was psychic would she have a third sense?
Q Y does helen keller only use one hand to masturbate?
A Because she needs the other one to moan
A Depends how thin you slice them
Q How did Helen Keller go insane?
A She tried to read a stucco wall
Q How can you be sure Helen Keller will keep a secret?
A Break her fingers
Q How did helen keller's parents punish her?
A They glued doornobs to the walls
If Helen Keller falls in the forest and theres no one there to hear her does she still make a sound?
Q If helen keller was psychic would she have a third sense?
Q Y does helen keller only use one hand to masturbate?
A Because she needs the other one to moan
casualfiasco
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probably the most sexist thread ever but its still hilarious
couchskier
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how do you make a girl come? who cares?
couchskier
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did you hear about the blonde girl who got fired from the sperm bank? she was drinking on the job
kickerlicker
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What is the difference between a womans head and a golfball.
There isnt one you hit them both with golf clubs extremely hard as they sit on a tee
There isnt one you hit them both with golf clubs extremely hard as they sit on a tee
GotamaBCshredder
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this is retarded, ripping dead babies off of trees that they have been stapled to is not as bad a calling a black shit? Blacks are not helpless, babies are.
SteezePatrol
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why ddid michael jackson go to walmart?
because he heard the childrens clothes were half off
why does michael jackson like mcdonalds
because, like him, they enjoy sticking their aged meat into 5 year old buns
because he heard the childrens clothes were half off
why does michael jackson like mcdonalds
because, like him, they enjoy sticking their aged meat into 5 year old buns
SteezePatrol
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women = plural
woman = singular
woman = singular
SteezePatrol
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wow those were so unbelievably funny
it's more like...why was teh girl hung, because she was an pmsridden whore
the first one is right
how conme men never sink in water? because they have things called athletic ability and don't suck at everydamn thing they do except cooking
it's more like...why was teh girl hung, because she was an pmsridden whore
the first one is right
how conme men never sink in water? because they have things called athletic ability and don't suck at everydamn thing they do except cooking
SteezePatrol
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Q-When is a woman as smart as a man
A-When she....wait never mind...never
A-When she....wait never mind...never
maxcox9
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now why would you do that, Ira? Why is it that you can make fun of everyone but jewist people? You actually said you liked the dead baby jokes. Are dead babies a lesser evil than dead jews? There have been tons of black jokes and you don't see them threating to shoot anybody on the eye. There were man jokes, but you don't see me getting all girly about it just cause I am one. They're jokes for fuck's sake, get over it. Just like Arnold Schwartzenegger films, don't confuse them with real life. I have absolutely nothing against jewish people, or blacks, or mexicans.
And about the whole eye-shooting bidness, I don't think it would be very kosher, now would it?
And about the whole eye-shooting bidness, I don't think it would be very kosher, now would it?
sniper_6
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some of these may have been said. im pretty sure ive offened everyone here equally
-how are women and hurricanes alike?
-they come in wet and wild but when they leave they have your house and your car.
-why is there no mexican olympic team?
-becuase all the beaners who can run, jump and swim have already crossed the border
-what do mexican and sperm have in common
-one in a billion works
-why dont old men eat out old women?
-have you ever tried peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
-what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend
-wiped his ass
-what do you do when u see a black guy with half a head?
-stop laughing and reload
-what is the most confusing day in harlem?
-fathers day
-how are women and hurricanes alike?
-they come in wet and wild but when they leave they have your house and your car.
-why is there no mexican olympic team?
-becuase all the beaners who can run, jump and swim have already crossed the border
-what do mexican and sperm have in common
-one in a billion works
-why dont old men eat out old women?
-have you ever tried peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
-what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend
-wiped his ass
-what do you do when u see a black guy with half a head?
-stop laughing and reload
-what is the most confusing day in harlem?
-fathers day
casualfiasco
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hahahh thats great.
maxcox9
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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!
Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
A: Before the First Period.
Q: What did Dodi Al-Fayed say to his driver the morning before the crash?
A: Do you want to go out with me and Di tonight?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!
Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
A: Before the First Period.
Q: What did Dodi Al-Fayed say to his driver the morning before the crash?
A: Do you want to go out with me and Di tonight?
freestyleskiin
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haha holy shit man thats rough
Adamskinick
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How many womens rights activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can't change a thing.
None, they can't change a thing.
InfernoHits
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Womans Rights, thats a sweet joke
freestyler540
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they will protest against it.
None, they will protest against it.
PimpDaddySkier
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hahah beautiful
kickerlicker
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great thread anybody got anymore?
SkiingNinja
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did you know hellen keller had a playground in her backyard?
Neither did she
Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself?
You would too if your name was duarhe?
Neither did she
Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself?
You would too if your name was duarhe?
fighting_irish
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what do you call a girl that just got her period!
wrestling blood because thier is too much
wrestling blood because thier is too much
justanotherskier
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not sure if any of these have been listed...if they have sry
-whats long and black?
-the unemployment line
-whats faster than a black guy running down the street with your tv?
-his little brother with the vcr
-thers a black guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving?
-the cop
what do you call 10 000 white people running down a hill? - avalanch
what do you call 10 000 mexicans running down a hill? - mudslide
what do you call 10 000 black people running down a hill? - jail break
-what do you call 10 000 mexicans jumping out of a plane?
-air pollution
-whats long and black?
-the unemployment line
-whats faster than a black guy running down the street with your tv?
-his little brother with the vcr
-thers a black guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving?
-the cop
what do you call 10 000 white people running down a hill? - avalanch
what do you call 10 000 mexicans running down a hill? - mudslide
what do you call 10 000 black people running down a hill? - jail break
-what do you call 10 000 mexicans jumping out of a plane?
-air pollution