Pwning cops

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Yauch

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so anyways the other night at this bar one of my friends gets in a fight with one of the staff. The guy who worked there like started the fight. So anyways my friend was outside callin the staff guy out, and the staff dude was just being a pussy standing up on the steps. And another bartender came out with this "i am the shit" look all over his face and says "thats it im calling the cops" So anyways my friend leaves cause he doesnt want to deal with any of that shit. Me and 2 of my other friends were like waiting there to get one of their jackets and when are walking down the street a cop car cuts us off at the block corner and almost runs us over. This bitch cop gets out and shes like "take your hands out of your pockets!" so i take them out of my pants pockets and put them in my hooded sweatshirt pocket, and she's like "Take them out of your pockets!" and im like "dude its fucking freezing, what the fuck is your problem im putting them in my pants then!" so i put my hands in my pants and she doesnt say anything because i def pulled a reversal on her confidence shit train. So anyways by now 5 other cop cars pull up to us and their all coming up to us. My friends are like saying we had nothing to do with any of the stuff that went on, and im like "yo look at this shit, (counting them with my hand really loud in front of all the cops) ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX COP CARS!!! What the fuck is this, we didnt do nothing and we got 6 cop cars busting our ass" So then they point to the guy who was fighting my friend and ask us if we know the guy who got in a fight with this guy and were like "no!" and then im like, "that staff dude is the one who started the shit in the first place, and the guy like looks down at the ground all embarrassed and shit"

then this ballsy cop comes up to me and pokes me in the chest and is like "you all need to go home right now" and im like "where you think we were going"

so anyways there were six cop cars with their flashers and 6 cops surrounding us and i was basically running their shit just as easy as i can run my little brothers shit. Once they realize that they cant scare you into submission then they become the biggest pussies ever, they got the fuck out of there so fast because i was destroying their self esteem by the second.

anyway, its so much fun when your not doing anything wrong and cops try to fuck with you, and you burn them
 
or maybe they left cause they had no reason to bug you and had your friend to find?

O I am sorry i meant to say, d00d your so core talking back to cops! holy shit i wish i was as cool as you!

no need to be a smart ass to them, they where doing their job. they heard a sketchy guy who wanted to fight or what ever so of course they don't want a potential suspect to have his hands in his pockets where he could potentially have a weapon.

seriously what ever happened to being respectful?
 
maybe you missed the part where a fucking little girl cop almost ran me over and then screamed at me to take my my hands out of my pockets. that was pretty fucking redicoulous.

What would you do? Say "yes officer ma'am and would you like me to suck your vagina while im at it?"

arent you supposed to be like innocent untill proven guilty?

 
hey i understand that cops are necessary otherwise everybody would just get robbed. But there is no need for cops to be absolute dicks. Especially a little girl playing games with her authority. If they had been reasonable i would have been reasonable
 
they cops got called on somebody who wasnt even with us. I didnt see anything but the end of what went down. Why do you have to be such an asshole?
 
because they where called about a person who was accting hostile they where expecting all could be suspect hostile. she determined you went and left you alone. thats what i read out of your post. and its a normal police request to have you have your hands in sight.

also what would i of done? i would of said respectfully i have no idea what happened i was just heading home. and then maybe tell her thank you for protecting our streets depending if she was respectful back.

 
i hate cops who take advantage of their badge, really anyone who has lights on their roof and takes advantage of it i hate, i once got pulled over by a fire marshall, he said i was tailgating, i was like "isn't their a fire you should be responding to"..
 
yeah you also for got i should have smiled and thanked her for nearly running me over. Then I should have smiled and thanked her for screaming at me when she could have just asked me. And i should have smiled and thanked her for not shooting me, because when cops shoot unarmed civilians they are just doing their job.

and i should have waved goodbye, and possibly blown a fucking kiss
 
you are a fucking moron if you think our system works that way.

theres not such thing as innocent until proven guilty in america..its guilty until proven innocent.

your naive and disrespectful and if they did have a reason to arrest you..im sure you would come back with 2 black eyes.

 
ok so i've been on both sides of the law, i've been in drug bust situations and recently i got my car stolen and I will tell you all from experience police are fucking useless. they make the biggest deal out of the smallest, everyday problems, and then when something happens like grand theft auto in their town, even when provided with names from many many sources, they fail to do shit. I am fully convinced I can take the law into my own hands and it is far more effective than our local over-funded under-skilled police force.

fuck the police
 
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you guys are pricks and have probably never been falsely accused of bulshit by cops, i have multiple times and i get where your coming from, and fuck the police
 
so quick to make assumption..huh?

no ive never been falsely accused and i also havent had my face smashed against a wall..i also havent watched people get their assholes and balls pepper sprayed. i havent pissed blood for 2 weeks straight. heh. nope never.
 
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jibsworth is much younger than you ilovesnowboardmilf, so i think its kind of sketchy to be talking about your penis to him
 
doesn't really seem like you got the response from ns like you thought you would..... maybe some people have grown up a lil and become mature
 
well ilovesnowbrdmilf hates me from before this thread began so he obviously was going try to ignore what i said and make me look bad with a stupid counter argument that i should have just ate all the shit those cops gave us.
 
maybe your the one who thinks thier the shit? ever think of that hot shot? cops ask you to take your hand out of your pockets for safety reasons, not to be power hungry. what if you had a gun or knife? dumbass.
 
she thought she was, but she knew she had no chance with any of us so maybe thats why she was so angry
 
so it was wrong of her to make sure you didnt have a weapon that you were going to pull on her?

you are a dumbass.
 
if the person failed to say that like there was four of them and like they didnt catch you near the bar, i dont think they could like yell at you and like tell you to do shit, i aint no cop so im not positive, but like arent they suppost to talk to you and IF you were the guys then take further action? like ready, aim fire, not like ready, fire, aim, which sounds like thats what they were doing. and 6 cruisers is prolly a bit much, its not like they have any thing better to do.
 
yeah the the area i was in has like 0 crime, the cops sit around in checkpoints all night because theirs nothing else to do. Their bored as fuck, so when they get a call about a bar fight, (which didnt even happen) and the fight is over, its still the highlight of their week, so they come blazing with 6 cop cars.

i mean the fight basically stopped before it even started. wtf are cops doing looking for someone who "almost got in a fight". If they are as hardcore as they think they are the should work in the city, in which case the little bitch cop with the attitude would have to watch her mouth a little more carefully
 
thats true, 90% of the time, people talk themselves into jail 100% of the time,

a cop told me that stat.
 
You do realize that if you lived in a city with real cops they would have slammed your face into the pavement....right?
 
i wasnt even close to giving them a reason to arrest me. I was as respectable and reasonable as i would be to any other person. Cops are people, i dont talk to badges, i talk to people. I never stepped anywhere near the line, i never insulted any of the cops or anything. They were embarassed that they couldnt intimidate me is the point of the story. I never did anything out of line.. get your head straight son
 
the cops do suck in the states from what ive seen on police videos and shit but thats definetly not pwning cops
 
True that. The cops took me to the station for curfew violation when I was literally a block away from my house. They live for fucking power trips and fucking with regular people.
 
not listening to them is a reason to arrest you...

dont get mad cause ns doesnt agree with you and dont view you the same way you view yourself.

and clearly your *trying* to be the "tough guy".

 
you know what all you fucking cop lovers can go fucking die. Just fucking shoot yourself. mmmk? I

wasnt trying to act tough you stupid faggots. Basically the pussiest cops in the world led by a little girl got all authoritative on us. EVEN AFTER THEY FOUND THAT WE WERENT INVOLVED THEY STILL ACTED LIKE DICKS TO US. and no apology, nothing.

I understand some cops just do their job and are at least somewhat cool. But these cops were total dicks. If they arrested me i could have got at least one of em fired. So why dont you all you cop lovers quit talking out of your asses about me being the exception just because your pussy asses cower like fucking little girls when cops get up in your face.

 
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