Pwning cops

Once upon a time a few friends and I were at a keg party in an apartment complex near campus. ..150+ people in a compact place designed for 2 to live in. I had to go take a piss cause I'd been drinking for a while, but the bathroom line was horrendous. I went downstairs to use nature's toilet. Cops do a drive by and I know they're setting up the bust, so I gtfo of there. I watch from the apartments across the street as 6 cruisers surround the place. Its 3rd story with only 2 stairwells down so it wasn't hard to do. I had called everyone I knew there to warn them, but couldn't get through to one. He ends up getting cuffed for the second time that night. In fury, one of my buddies that made it out in time chucks a rock at one of the cruisers and busts the front passenger side window. We run. pwned
 
yeah elijah because your fatass has no chance of outrunning even the slowest cops if you were still there when it got busted
 
No, you are right, I wasn't there. However, you did a fine job of explaining how you were "running their shit" (aka acting tough) in the small essay you wrote to start this thread. My point was if you would have tried that tough guy shit in a real city, with real dickhead cops, you would have gotten worked over and thrown in jail on some bullshit charge. You are lucky that they didn't fuck with you any more.

And btw, I'm guessing they didn't "become the biggest pussies ever" just because you've got a little hard ass attitude toward the cops...6 cop cars = at least 6 officers...which = at least 6 .40 cal glocks with 15 rounds each plus the additional 30 rounds that every cop carries on their gun belt....hate to break it to you but I don't care how tough you think you are....you aren't shit and you didn't pwn shit
 
Haha yea, I made it out the back window of another party the same night that got busted before this one. The kid that that I mentioned getting cuffed twice didn't make it out of either. He actually got taken to jail for the night cause the cops recognized him. It was hilarious though, the cruiser with the busted out window happened to be the one belonging to the cop that arrested him. He gave us the story later. The cop got down there and said, "OH HELL NO!" ahahaha, that was an epic night.

Another friend in our group got picked up and thrown in a patty wagon with a bunch of other peeps. He proceeded to piss in the corner of it. pwned again
 
if i was a little bitch like you and tried to pull the same thing they probly would have arrested me. But your the little bitch, not me.
 
Okay dude, so you know when you read a thread and you just say to yourself "wow what a fucking retard"... yeah this is one of those. I feel like my IQ dropped significantly from participating in this thread. I liked the part when you said they didn't even apologize or anything... they should not have to apologize for doing their jobs and having a concern for the saftey of the public. You should have apologized to them on behalf of your buddy for wasting their time. Yes, there are corrupt asshole cops out there who on a bad day do not put up with any shit, but from your story this doesn't sound like one of them. You seem to be extremely defensive and unwilling to be a man and just say "Hey you guys are probably right they were just doing their job and I shouldn't have been such a dick about the whole situation" Being friendly to cops will almost always get you out of trouble or at least lessen the consequences.

I hope that if someday there is a cop who is responding to a similar call and they do not bother asking the suspected individual to remove their hands from their pockets and they end up letting them go because they don't want to listen to their retarded, smart-ass remarks. Then, that suspected individual walks up to you, mugs you and stabs you with the knife he had in his pocket the whole time. It could happen.

That's my .02... feel free to get all defensive now :)
 
dude i still want your autograph... seriously i have never known anybody who went to jail, your so core man how do i be like you?
 
heh..clearly im not "core" however the fuck you want to define that and clearly im not proud of it...

you keep making claims with nothing to back it up. i hate *most* cops just as much as anyone else, but when you dont act like a fool and start showing that your putting in effort to be respectful and responsible it just so happens that a 2 class A misdemeanors turns into 1 B, 5 years of probation turns into 1, 3 tickets turn in ZERO. in my mind thats pretty cool. but hey..i have no experience with it at all and im a cop lover, so what do i know next to this arrogant asshole who thinks its cool to disobey "disrespectful" cops.
 
I can just picture this douchebag bragging to his little brother about how hes "pwnning" abunch of assholes on the internet.
 
Normally I wouldn't do this, but honestly, I don't have anything better to do at work today.

I'm going to go out on a limb here....math and logic aren't your stong points, are they? Let me help you out a little. 15 (in gun) + 30 (on belt) = 45. 45 * 6 cops = 270, not 180. If they also each had one already in the chamber, which most cops do, add 6 more rounds. Total = 276.

Ok, now that we have the math all straightened out for you, lets work on the logic. My argument wasn't that you almost go shot X amount of times. It was more along the lines of the cops had more than enough firepower to take you out. Clearly, they were not scared of you. Hence, they didn't "become the biggest pussies ever" and you didn't "run their shit like you run your little brothers shit." They simply didn't arrest you because you obviously weren't the person they were looking for. This being the case, you didn't pwn the cops at all.

Guy throwing a brick through the windon = severe pwnage.

You = CLAIM = cool story hansel.

The end.
 
so if i carry a gun i will like be a badass all of the sudden? So if i had like an uzi in my pocket that would make me badass? Go fuck yourself you idiot
 
and mat if you were as good at skating as you think you are then you wouldnt need to come to a ski website to get the extra attention.
 
Mat is great at skating, go watch some of his videos. You sound like that kid everyone knows who claims the shit out of everything he does and thinks hes a total bad ass. Grow up
 
haha you are really bad at this. you know you are wrong about the original topic so you call kids fat and other stupid shit.
 
he called me a dooshbag and said something about my lil brother, so what the fuck am i supposed to respond with?
 
Well your a pro at everything you do right? And of course you better be better than mat at skating to make fun of him. Why havn't I ever seen you make any video involving skiing or anything for that matter? But more importantly, go back an address some of the issues in this thread that you can't because you know your wrong
 
yay cops!!! Cops come save the day yay!!!!

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yay cops!!!! yay newschoolers back up the fucking cops wow is this the fucking gayest bunch of fags ever. YAY COPS!!!!!!!

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I win
 
hey 860 why dont you read the whole thread before you take the cock out of your mouth and stink it up
 
Ok, so you pulled out 1 thing in 2 pages of you getting BLASTED by every person on this site. Cool
 
shut the fuck up dude you are a cop, either that or you hate me from embarrassing the fuck out of you in previous threads, eat a dick faggot
 
Welp, looks like you have run out of ideas so you spit the first thing that comes out of your stupid little head. I'm done here
 
youch, you are a fucking waste but youve stood up for yourself this whole thread and responded to every criticism. i respect that.
 
haha. you're making yourself look like a huge dick. you have made fun of someone's religion, called someone fat, mentioned old threads to try to make fun of people, told probably the best skater on the site that he was nothing special, told someone to go fuck themselves, and called numerous people names such as little bitch and faggot.
 
2 days after i got my drivers license i took my moms car proceeded to smoke a blunt at my friends house then go do donuts in a parking lot and had like 6 or 7 cops roll up on me and my friend for that. they like blocked off all the exits and shit acted like we were bank robbers shit was mad funny. i was young and stupid at 16 had an ounce of weed in the glove box with the registration and insurance card but thank god he never asked for that.
 
your a little cocky coming off of your thread about you being 5' 1" and angry that you cant get any girls haha
 
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