Public Urinal Etiquette

SlurmrnHurnyBurn

SlurmrnHurnyBurn

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When you enter the restrooms at any public facility do you…

Poo? (some people are grossed out knowing someone else just shit there)

Look at other males shlongs or shlorts?

Wash your hands?

Any other routines you have?

I only poo if I see a clean toilet, I don't mind a warm seat. I also only wash if there are paper towels, fuck blow drying.

 
I have no qualms about public toilets. And you don't look, that's not even a question.

And I always crack up though when a guy comes up to a crowded urinal area and ... just ... can't ... get 'er goin.... and he thanks god a stall opened up for a private pee time.
 
I like to lie on the ground in front of the stalls and then slither like a little snakey snake under them so that i can check out what all the other guys are gifted with.
 
Its weird, on some days I can't get a nice stream going. Other days my weiner explodes and splashes all the other rivals with my territorial staining.
 
I took a shit in a urinal and someone walked in on me after I was done and he didn't say anything, and started peeing on my shit.
 
i like to stare so deep into the eyes of the person next me that i catch a glimpse of their soul. Also i drop the drawers ankle height
 
Pooin:

1. Grab paper towel

2. Wet paper towel and put a drop of soap on it

3. Go to cripple stall, if not vacant come back. If a right now, any stall.

4. Check for shit tickets on the roll or grab a handful from another stall.

5. Wipe seat with towel and soap.

6. Pull em' down and shit.

7. Wipe, flush, put clothes back on.

8. Wash hands, leave.

Pee:

1. Walk in, piss, wash hands, leave.

Wash your fucking hands, even after a piss. That shits nasty.
 
just nod and say 'tight dick'

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Are you fucking kidding me?

wash your hands, don't look at other guys dicks, take a shit if you need to, and always leave one-urinal gap if possible.

Never take the middle of a 3-urinal layout unless the other two are being used.

stupidest thread. why did I even respond?
 
I always take the middle urinal, stand two feet back, and pee in all three like I'm a sprinkler watering three lovely porcelain trees.

I do this every time. Regardless of occupants of any of the urinals.
 
that video can't be serious. it was on point up until they said once every other urinal is occupied, turn around and come back later. fuck that...can you imagine trying to take a piss at a hockey game/football game/etc. if you couldn't piss unless there were several open urinals in a row?
 
Why would they have urinals in the middle if they are not to be used? And I talk in the bathroom all the time, not a big deal at all, makes it less awkard. and he talks about people talking about linux while pissing, fucking piss shy nerd
 
I always love when a dude walks in and refuses to piss at a urinal that is in between two that are already in use. Like seriously? How fucking old are you?

I mean I don't go out of my way to piss next to people, but if I have to decide to either wait or use a urinal that is in between two people, I'm pissing.

It's not like the guy beside you is gonna wipe his cock on you or something. I mean I suppose it's possible but I'm yet to encounter it.

I think it shows a seriously lack of maturity if you can't handle pissing next to someone. That and it's funny how uncomfortable and dumbfounded people look when you walk up and start pissing at a urinal right beside them.
 
the general idea of public restrooms is to make it as uncomfortable as possible for everyone else. fart as loud as possible, no shame
 
Dude your rod is just skin thats like saying you need to wash your hands if you touch anywhere on your body. I get that washing your hands when you go to the bathroom is just a good time to get a wash in but washing after every piss is highly unnecessary
 
I do this all the time. I find it kinda comical. Im not gun shy so it doesnt bother me one bit, but the other guy usually freeks out.
 
At my school there are 5 urinals in a row, and I have a friend that pees in them by day of the week. One day there was one of my teachers peeing in the thursday urinal, and it was wednesday. My friend walks into the bathroom, and proudly goes to pee in the wednesday urinal right next to my peeing teacher, meanwhile every other urinal was open. My teacher looks right at my friend and says "what the fuck man?" My friend casually smiles at the teacher and keeps on peeing. The teacher still thinks my friend is a fucking wierdo.
 
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