Public Urinal Etiquette

ahahahaha thats really funny. The only weird/ not so weird thing I do is, when there is no one around I'll pee in all of the urinals. Its my wild side.
 
you know that the guy who doesn't pee beside other people does it not becaus ehe thinks its gay..he just can't do it no matter how much he wants, evenb if he had a gun pointed at him he sitll couldn't do it to save his life.

i guess it is childish but hey, everyone has his own challenges in life...
 
So just because it's another piece of skin everybody has to touch your dick? Not to mention the places most of you probably stick the mother fuckers, I wouldn't be surprised to pick up herpagonasyphalis9 from a bathroom door handle.
 
So you're saying, if I don't wash my hands after I touch my dick, then in theory it's like everyone else that touches what I touch after I touch my dick is also touching my dick. and i clean my dick very thouroughly in the shower every morning thank you.
 
Transitive property bro.

-your hand touches your dick

-you touch you dick hand to the door handle

-i lick the door handle

-i licked your dick

That makes you gay
 
this happens to me sometimes, especially when I'm with people I know. It's the worst man. It's not like I have anything to be ashamed of or homophobia or anything, sometimes the pee just doesn't want to come out.

The worst is when there's a queue and you just have to leave. Then the moment you walk out the door you REALLY need to pee again.
 
i love when you find a doodoo in a toilet, like wtf was going on in that dudes mind?

oh man all the stalls are full and i gotta shit so bad?

or.. i'm a rebel and ima shit in the urinal

what if you walked in on someone doodooing in a urinal.

i'd prob give him a high five
 
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whenever i visit china i deal with the public restrooms like this:
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except its just one long line of pits so u can see the anus of the next dude. i try to wait for the next mcdonalds when i gotta go.

so, going anywhere in america is not so bad.
 
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