Pooping in public

kpow

kpow

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i dont mind it, i know some people wouldnt even think about doing it. just wipe off the seat and sit down! thoughts?
 
When i read the title, public restrooms did not even cross my mind, i thought this tread was about dumping in some sort of public area, which in retrospect is weird
 
Exactly, but I will usually, depending on how bad the need for a toilet is, try to find a non-sketchy place to do my business.
 
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i wont shit in porta potties unless i REALLY have to go, but other than that i don't really care unless it's super gross
 
I usually never have to go badly enough to go in public. sporting events, clubs, bars (except the jazz clubs usually) are a NO-POOP zone for me
 
this. and school. i hate pooping sooo bad in the school bathrooms. i will have to shit so bad at school but i just hold it and take gnarly epic poops when i get home.
 
i can not do it in school, i just picture all the gay kids in my school pissing all over the seat just to fuck with people, this happened to my friend last year, his pants were covered in piss. i laughed but i would never want it to happen to me.
 
out of 4 years attending highschool I shit on school property exactly 2 times. only one of those times was during school hours. i've shit once in a grocery store, and a handful of times at other peoples houses but I prefer to release my bowels in the privacy and comfort of my own home.
 
I never once took a shit in high school. Then in college, i shared a bathroom with 3 toilets with maybe 30-35 other boys. I had to shit, but man was it difficult, and I felt weird taking my shirt off there (Yes, I take my shirt off at home when I shit)
 
porta potties suck... ever since i watched the hills have eyes 2, i just dont want to use them.
 
call me a pussy but my house and hotels are the only places i will shit. i will shit my pants before i shit anywhere else.
 
nesting is the act of placing toliet paper over the seat so r skin never has direct contact with the seat

for myself i can go in school but only nurses office

mall i go to the real expensive stores with super nice bathrooms and music playing

and it the woods over poter potty for me .. ill finish the day with no socks if i have to
 
What about on planes? Destroying a plane toilet, then wading out watching everyone in the bag rows gag because of the ungodly smell wafting out as they are about to be served dinner.... That, right there is where the line is!
 
during my entire 11 years of schooling ive probably taken like 3 shits at school.....

but in public if i really have to go, nest.
 
you pussies. i guess i don't worry about it cause my ass is so dirty, way dirtier than everyone elses.
 
Yea, It's more comfortable, try it. When your sitting on the shitter, just take off your shirt and poo.
 
Haha same here, I immediately though of this dude

my embed thing isnt working so if someone could embed it thatd be great
 
Exactly, but when I'm back in Cobleskill, bored, and I have three hours to take a shit, it is always done haha
 
i always wipe off the seat (including the front rim thing), throw it in the toilet to reduce splash then put one peice of toilet paper on the front rim and under the seat part so it stays there. then i make a nest of toilet paper all around. its the only way to take a dump in a public toilet.
 
ill go anywhere, as long as it's kind of noisy in the bathroom. ill always be at school, taking a leak and theres that one guy in the stall making all soft of funky sounds. shits nasty.
 
i use to poop at school, but thats because there was a super-secret-epicly nice bathroom by the performing arts center. it was like a fucking mile away from any classrooms, so no one used it. both the men and womens room were locked, but you could jimmy the womens bathroom door open if you pulled toward you and shook the handle right.

other than that, i have never pooped in public.

ever.
 
i poop in public when necessary, not without laying down tp on the seat of course. but i just hate it when you have to poop reeeall bad then someone comes in and takes a pee in a urinal next to you so you bite your lip and squeeze your cheeks tight and start to sweat so you don't let out a big fart or a plunk. because then the person might notice your shoes when you get out and laugh at you. but thats just me haha
 
I worked at a sewage treatment plant... in the clarifiers... which are the big tanks that they throw the waste in prior to the last chemical treatment as they sift out the sand that got into everything during the straining process.

Y'all who can't shit in public are fucking babies.
 
it doesnt even bother me, but i will NEVER do it at a girl/girlfriends house. i always make sure to do it before i go there.
 
this thread inspired me to take a dump in the woods, and i am now a firm believer that few things in life are better than squatting in the depths of mother nature's womb and dropping a pinching a fat loaf.
 
word. I'll only do it if I know it's gonna be clean though, a messy deuce just wouldn't do 10 miles from the nearest toilet paper
 
At my old high school, they didn't have doors to the stalls in the locker room bathrooms. They would only have it in the lunchroom bathrooms. As if pooping in school wasn't tough enough, pooping at school with no door?!? fuck that shit

Anyone else have this problem?
 
ive been wary of P.Bathrooms ever since my mom was in one and a homeless guy came in and strated jackin it
 
in my 11 years of public education i have NEVER taken a shit in the school bathrooms. Back in Febuary i destroyed some bathroom in wendy's in summit county. that was the second time i've ever used a public bathroom for that
 
never used to be able to do it, but then i went to college. the toilets are like public bathrooms so you kinda have to get used to it.
 
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