Pick up lines!

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I need some pick up lines for this thing called mr.shorecrest that i am in. And they are going to be said in front of like 400 people so make them appropriate!
 
if i was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed... accidentaly said that to my friends aunt over the phone/claim
 
say "come here girl" and move your finger like you are gesturing for her to come over, she comes over, tell her "I made you come just by doing that with my finger." appropriate? ehhh
 
to be honest with you i dont think you will get a good family one off of newschoolers but good luck!
 
I have one that may be perfectly appropriate. Not the best, but it can work.

"Did you invite these people, i thought it was just going to be the two of us."
 
Instead of writing all of that in your OP you could have just writen your thread title in the search bar and would have see the 5+ page thread plus others.
 
true story, sitting down at a train station and a guy sits down next to me, and asks "if you were a pirate, would you want your parrot on this shoulder or this one?" and then puts his arm over my shoulder...kinda creepy, but seems like it would work if you were on the chair lift, and werent a creepy guy
 
do you like fitness? Try to fitness (fit this) in Yo Mouf!!

Also one that actually worked recently.

Me: Can i buy you a drink?

Girl: Um i have a boyfriend

Me: Oh, my car is blue

Girl: whats that mean?

Me: Oh, i thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.

Girl: Laughs and gives me her number.
 
ME: How much doeas a polar bear wiegh?

GIRL: Idk how much?

ME: Just enough to break the ice, wanna fuck now?
 
excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform?
ive done this jokingly and have actually had girls lean in and smell it. stupid bitches.
 
Haha, yeah, I've done that before, gets 'em every time, one whiff and they're out. It's like taking candy from a baby.
 
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