Pick up lines!

[chardi]

i don't think you can make that call. you have the worst spelling one this site, intentional or not.

 

[bitchezluv=]]

shit just got real

 

[fhitshace10]

hey baby first im gonna kiss you passionatly on your lips

then move up to your belly button

 

[Chubz.]

did it hurt? what? when you fell from heaven duh classic

 

[chardi]

hahaha

and hows the outerwear site coming?

 

[pCletus]

my spelling is way off but here it goes.... does this smell like chloroform?

 

[fhitshace10]

a huge pain in the ass

fuck html

 

[EC-Skier]

but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater

 

[Get.Kronk]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Also the banana cream pie one that I post in every pick up line thread.

 

[nipples-the-cat]

ahoy there fair maiden might i trouble thee for a fistin' (in a pirate voice)

wow your shirt is pretty but a little fashion advice.... it would look so much better on my floor.

should i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

smile if you want to sleep with me!

im drunk im fat it's on!

 

[ski2sky.]

how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?

 

[Deletedtoday]

im about yo use this in real life hah

 

[Deletedtoday]

im about yo use this in real life hah

 

[Mr.lucky]

REPOST

 

[hunterBear]

fucking amazing.

 

[Jahseph.]

You ladies play your cards right,and you just might meet the whole gang.

 

[Squidles]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a knife so get in the van.

 

[canterbury]

yes

 

[R.GISH]

lol twice

 

[.orion]

My doctor told me I turn to stone when i'm near cute chicks, I can already feel myself getting hard.

/bump

 

[TOUCHE]

DAMMIT, i was gonna say that.

 

[grilledsteezeyo]

hahaha great