PICK UP LINES

You're divine, stay on my mind, like a neurologist

Playin' doctor's for little kids, let's play gynecologist

I lost my teddy bear, so baby doll, can I sleep wit you?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Heather? - my favorite

I could've sworn that you and I went to different schools together

If my name sounds familiar, you should fuck what you heard

The word of the day is legs, let's go back and spread the word

I lost my phone number, do you have one I could borrow?

Do you spit, or swallow? What? You don't like my tactics?

Let's get married and have kids...If not - we could practice

It's a shame that I have to mess your hair and smudge your makeup

But if you are what you eat, I hope I'm you when I wake up

Don't raise ya stakes up, follow your heart, take a chance

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I could see myself in your pants

Can we do this romance?

If you ain't know what FM stands for, that means you're Feelin' Me wit no hands..

no i did not make these up but its a song. very funny. songs by Pack FM its called upclose an personal
 
i just saw a quirkology-documentation (sp?). there this guy said, that the best lines are the ones that force the girl in a funny way to say something about her.

so here is it, the best pick-up line (scientifically proven):

if you were a pizza topping, what would you be?

give me 10 bucks for every girl you got through that line and were even

 
1.

alright go around asking girls if they got their pants on sale. when someone says yes theylle say something like 10% off. you say "lets go back to my place and see if we can get them 100% off"

2.

boom boom boom boom i want you in my room
 
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