PICK UP LINES
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VT_scratch
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money
skithe49th
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your fada...he steal things??
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Slinger1x1
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but the real question is why would you be trying to pick up a girl that fat...
Swaggermager
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hey whats up, I'm not sure if we can hang out much.
"Why not?"
Because im an astronaught and my next mission is to uranus.
"Why not?"
Because im an astronaught and my next mission is to uranus.
Hockeyfisher11
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Penis!
Flarestrike
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you have epic tits
Hockeyfisher11
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HAHAHA
*Jib_life*
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Ive seen this one work: "May I have the honor of taking a dump on your chest?"
montageskier
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"Was your father a meat burglar? The reason i ask, is because it looks like someone stole two fine hams, and shoved them down the back of your dress." Made famous by The Ladies Man.
"Hey I got condoms" Made famous by Preston.
"Hey I got condoms" Made famous by Preston.
spotter487
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ahahaha
epic_line
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Did you fart? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
gbpack85br
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ur a fag kyle ur using all my pick up lines
hellomynameisjef
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im not really this tall im sitting on my wallet
theblacktaco
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do u work for ups because i saw u checkin out my pakage
do u belive in love at first sight or should i walk buy again
do u belive in love at first sight or should i walk buy again
ParkLife01
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my boners a wild animal
and only you can taim it
and only you can taim it
thisandthatfilms
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hey my dick died can i bury it in your ass/vagina/mouth.... (whatever floats you boat)
Blurst
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story of this kid i know: So hes sorta a dumbass and he was at a track and field meet and he and some other guys were just chillen. As an extremely hot girl walks by the other guys say "Ben go talk to that girl" ben replies "well... i dont know what to say" everbody just says use the polar bear line. He says ok and everyone expects him to use the classic how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice. So he walks to this girl and says " How much does a polar bear weigh? Less then you. Relizing what he just said he turns around and runs away, the group of people are absolutely stunned and they just look at him and are in hysterics laughing.
Swaggermager
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Are you a parking ticket cause you've got fine written all over you
skithesprings
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excuse me miss, will you be walking to your car alone tonight?
Did it hurt? long pause... she asks Did what hurt? longer pause...... When you were beat with the fucking ugly stick!
but seriously....
my friends wanted to know if you think im cute. (has worked for me)
Want to get out of here for a fuck and some pizza? she usually gives a strange look... then you ask... What? You dont like pizza? (some find it funny)
Want to see where the shark bit me / pirate cut me / bullet hit me / hooker bit me / ect....
Did it hurt? long pause... she asks Did what hurt? longer pause...... When you were beat with the fucking ugly stick!
but seriously....
my friends wanted to know if you think im cute. (has worked for me)
Want to get out of here for a fuck and some pizza? she usually gives a strange look... then you ask... What? You dont like pizza? (some find it funny)
Want to see where the shark bit me / pirate cut me / bullet hit me / hooker bit me / ect....
