PICK UP LINES

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tell one of your best pick up lines

do you work at subway? cause your giving me a footlong.

Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven

 
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is February 19, 2009 at 10:30

PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I

met you."

Your eyes are the same color as my bentley

thats all i have as of right now
 
when i'm chatting up girls at the bar I will just blatantly insult something about them... that usually grabs their attention, then you go from there...
 
I'm not sure how old you are, but when you get to university/college, or at the age when you start meeting girls in bars for the purpose of sleeping with them, the first and most important thing is getting their attention initially...

you can do this by doing a couple things (buying them a drink for example, but i'm broke so i don't do this)

once you get beyond the insult (they'll get over it pretty quickly), she'll hang to every word you say.
 
point at the girl and do the finger curl up thing to get them to come over. she will probably be curious enough to actually come over. when she does say "i just made you come with 1 finger, imagine what i could do with my whole hand"
 
If i were a pirate, id loot your ship all night long

If I your left leg was christmas, and your right was New Years,

do you think that i could spend time in betweeeeen the holidays?
 
id recommend searchbaring

but "i would like to urinate in your anal cavity" always gets the job done.
 
250 bones in your body. Want another?
Lets play army. You be good and I'll be bad, then you can blow the shit out of me.
Lets play circus. You be the lion and I'll be the tamer and I'll throw you my meat.
 
it works, and the hotter the girl is, the better it works. You can also point out a flaw, or just mention that theres something on their teeth/nose/face/wtv, it just breaks their confidence, and when you do that to a hot girl, who's used to been seen as perfect, she'll feel that her "hotness" didnt impress you and will therefore become interesting to her because you'll appear to be the confident hard to impress type of guy
 
you: i have this special talentgirl: what is it?you: well, i can tell if you're wearing underwear or not. and right now, you're not.girl: shut up yes i am!!you: (look at your wrist). oh wait sorry i forgot, its two hours fast
 
truth~ This is how I get every girls attention~ you cant insult them hard though~ just a light one that gets you talking
 
if you were a booger, i'd pick you!
anddddd i came up with this one...picking up guys (more snowboard related, but you'll get it)
hey so I'm pretty good at rail tricks...i can do backside...frontside....lipslide....i'd like to show you my skills,so can i come jib your rail sometime?

 
Hey wanna go back to my house and play with my Wii
I thought maybe later we could bring out our ipods and have a Itouch party
 
lmao i dont use pick up lines. i just talk instead

by buddy used the worst pick up line ever. he walked up to this girl and said: "hey baby, nice legs when can they open for me".... and then she told him to fuck off and he got made fun of for ever. lawl
 
go up to a chick at a party and go

"hey i didnt know you were inviting all these people, i thought it was just gonna be us two"
 
and she probably smiled too...or just go up to someone and be like 'smile if you want to have sex with me.'

Then one of my favorites, so I am really good at math, if you ever need help I can tutor you. We can add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.
 
You - "did you win any superlatives in high school?"Her - "um...no...why?"Your - "well, because i thought you definitely would have won best eyes."
 
if you asked to jib my rail, no matter what you looked like, i would say yes

"My dick just died.... can i bury it in your ass?"

^thats my favorite
 
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