Pick-up lines...

AntifreezeSteeze

AntifreezeSteeze

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Let's see what everyones got, i wanna see a couple funny ones

heres a couple: meaning 2

is there a mirror in your pocket? because i could see myself in your pants

you look like my first wife. how many have you had? none.
 
"Hey, want to play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow me away."

Use your finger to beckon a girl from across the room. When she finally comes over. "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would come."

 
really lame one

was your mom a drummer? cuz your body's rockin

but seriously, i dont need pickup lines, i just ask them how they are and talk with them about their feelings
 
hey baby, does this rag smell like CHLOROPHORM *puts clorophorm rag to her face, waits for her to pass out, drags body out of crowded nightclub and avoids awkward stares from strangers*
 
really cheesy ones

hey i think you dropped something

what?

my jaw

and

are you from tennessee

no why

cause your the only ten i see

and

do you take karate

uh no

cause your body is kickin

^oldest one in the book

 
If you were a burger at McDonalds I'd name you the McBeautiful

Yeah but the clorofoam sounds like a sound plan, but what haha need help with your game pimp? hope were helpin ya pimp out the hoes
 
1. Go up to her pull a piece of paper out of your pocket and say, I have a poem for you. Lashes to Ashes, Lust to Dust, without women my penis would rust. Well you help me keep my penis from rusting.

2. Hey baby, if you don't get your math I can tutor you back at my place, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

3. Thats a nice outfit, (her) thank you, (you) it would look better on the floor of my apartment.

4. I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me?

5. I lost my phone number can I have yours.

6. I wish I were your sheets so I could sleep around you.

7. Wanna make out?
 
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