Pick-up lines...

[Barf.]

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

or

My dick just died, mind if i bury it in your ass.

or

Is that a keg in your pants cause I would love to tap it?

 

[b-kul]

seriously, works every time.

 

[scientist]

you would look alot better unconcious.

 

[LoLo913]

haha that one's funny

 

[ECGove]

simple, yet sophisticated

 

[CKpolicy]

hahaha i LOLed for the first time in a while on this site

 

[AntifreezeSteeze]

most of these will have them crawling at my feet fo sho

 

[AntifreezeSteeze]

ouch

 

[scientist]

there is not a combination of words in one sentence that will ever have any girl crawling at your feet. sorry.

 

[AntifreezeSteeze]

only time will tell wise owl

 

[Dhane]

how many bones do you have in your body........want another?

 

[Edward.]

^hahahaha dhane that was good. this is mine: ASHLEYY!!

 

[AntifreezeSteeze]

niceeeeeeee niceeeeeeee