Pick up lines ... in the lift line.

nice skis wana fuck

hey you know what me and this lift have in comon we both take 10 minutes

thats all i can think of and not too good either

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

Guns N' Roses
 
do u believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again

r u tired? cuz u've been running through my mind all day

oh well
 
hey, those your skis? both of them? ahaha stolen but classic.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
not a pick up line, but you go up on the lift with some girl you havnt met, and you see how close you can get to her before she gets mad. fun to play on icy days. never know, you might hook up?

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im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
 
'so have u ever made out on a chair lift'

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better to wrap yourself in the constitution and burn the flag, than wrap yourself in the flag and burn the constitution

witness/activist in the great spamming of 2004
 
I've never got one to jump but whenever I'm on they always cling really tight to the pole on side

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
HAHAHA! derek, thats fuckin hilarious.

in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-*NWFT*nUkkA

I still just have no idea how you can mistake your dick and a chicken neck, let alone not realize what you are doing. -manus

I.L.I.A.G.A CREW!

I drink pepto bismal like its water.. -PJO

 
Hi my name's TJ...

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
Hmmm... I wonder why more girls don't ski?

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
classic derek, consider that one stolen my friend

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If i lived in a perfect world, i would spend my days skiing in the sun, the party never ends in perfect world. Nacho cheese and anarchy, boy that sure sounds good to me, im ready to move into a perfect world.

NS ARMY, whatever is right below the General

 
said before, but awesome none the less

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No one on their death bed ever said, 'I wish I'd played it safe' -blind_five
 
if you were a mcdonalds sandwich you would be mcbeautiful.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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hahaha i see shit like that all the time. I am a ticket checker, well no this year yet, but anyway people be doing some genuinley dumb shit hahhahaha

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'liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable'-Ice-is-scary

^^^^That is the textbook difference between Liberals and conservatives
 
I really snowboard i just wanted to act like a fag today!!

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

-kamikaze

 
if youre left leg was christmas and your right leg was easter, can i come in between the holidays?

T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.

 
'Hey I'm Tanner Hall..'

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
^^^^^Holy shit, that's golden. I'm using it! Some snowboard girl asked my why I ski the other day, now I have the answer.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
Who says they can't escape? That girl from last season I was on the lift with, they never told me what hospital she was going too... I was heart broken.

Need 2 friends and a triple chair for this one...

In the lift line find a lone girl and position yourself and your friend so you board the lift with her in the middle of both of you. Proceed to move in closer and closer until you squish her between both your bodies. The whole time just look strait ahead and don't talk.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
wanna see my huge pole

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

Park Life Clothing
 
so i see you like rear entry.......boots

Shooter:I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Happy:You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
 
the best one is

'nice skis...WANNA FUCK'

the nice skis part is to break the ice. she thinks you are very nice and decides hay this guy is cool. then you just go right out and say whats in your head. so far it hasnt worked.

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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

ARMADA WEBSITE

And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'RipCurl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See?Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes
 
I am gonna bang you so hard your going to have to adjust your cant tommorrow.

at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls
 
You messed the line up!

'So how do you like your boots... front or rear entry?'

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My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes!

Go big or go home.

You're Rachel, right? Yeah how'd you know? Oh, the facebook.. Oh you memorized the facebook! No my friend was jack..lacking.. He was jackalacking around to it.

See we be stomping around the planet and we stand alone.

We infiltrate your chromosomes,

no clone our DNA has got a strain of it's own and it's Toxic.
 
Do you know how much a polar bear ways??? Enought to break the ice, hey my names petey whats yours

If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
 
i was mountain biking this summer in whistler and this hot chick in the lift line was wearing a tshirt that said 'I love 8 inches in the rear'

I was so turned on, then i saw her stretch marks...oh god, the stretch marks...

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it

 
i forgot this one it works more not on a lift but still you can try.

Nice Bellybutton...can i drop my gum off there on the way down?

If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
 
ya the 8 inches in the rear is a pink bike shirt

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

Guns N' Roses
 
think these poles are big, you should see the other pole i have

giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
look bitch, were all alone, you can either give me head, or i can push you off the lift.

you are all stupid faggots.
 
Tight clothes make it hard for me to breathe

But your not wearing tight clothes

No, but you are....

I think this would work well with gs suit-wearing racers

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fear makes it fun

Before 1954, when the United States was in the middle of the Cold War, the pledge did not include a reference to God. In adding it, members of Congress said they wanted to set the United States apart from 'godless communists.'

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do

There's no such thing as an expiration date for bleue cheese. Instead, it's a 'cheese will most likely be bleuer by this date' date.
 
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