Pick up lines ... in the lift line.

'So, skiing huh? ... how's that working out for you? ...' If you're not getting some in a matter of minutes after using that line, then I don't know what's wrong with you.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
hahahahahhahahahahah

making out on the chair is cool!! i finally did that last season.

damn, i can't come up with one right now....

SITZEN
 
Grab their boobs while you're on the chairlift.....just trust me, they dig it.

-at least you went down naked-

'If brain power was gas you couldn't power a toy motorcycle around a penny.' Phrosty
 
if i told u that u had a nice body would u hold it against me?

if they say yes, hold their body against urs, if they say no, then in ur in

oh well
 
some of these are good. i encourage you boys to use them. i think they're real funny if a dude pulled one on me, he'd be my hero

-Lauren

I dropped out of high school to ski.
 
this winter will be good....

ive tried this before and it has worked...

Talk about diff. places where you have skied and start off by talkin about the mtn ... then start saying how you have been in europe and the such that you have international training....

another one is.. wanna eat my cake and frosting?

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...

Rock the Steeze

NY represent
 
i dont know whos this is but ive heard it before: Is that a mirror in ur pants, because i can see myself in them

we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman

no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor

 
haha. if a guy said some of these to me in a lift line or on a lift they would so be in.

here's a few more that i would never use since i'm a girl but i'll add anyways:

~lick your finger then touch it to her jacket or pants then say, 'since your clothes are wet, lets go back to my place and get you out of them'

~look at your watch then say, 'my magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear' look at your watch again then say, 'oh, my bad, its two hours fast!'

~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*

start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
 
yup i agree a lot of those are great and you should all try them. if someone said those to me theres a good chance they would work. plus if you ski thats an automatic bonus.

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watch out I have BADD
 
this is FUNNY SHIT! what about addign a foreign accent (not forcing it...I do have one)

and I totally dig the 'nice skis....they match!' one, it's soo funny! I wish we had newschool chicks at whiteface! pleeeeeeeaase! come enjoy some ice this season!

 
there were like two chicks.. and their feedback is greatly appreciated

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way cool
 
but both of those girls are ummmmmmmmmmm fuk ummmmmmm they are biased

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'BUT THIS YEAR....THE BITCHES FROM THE CITY ARE GONNA BE STRAIGHT SCHOOLIN' THE IDIOTIC WOMEN'S FREERIDE POSER TEAM. SAY BUH BYE TO YOUR BOYZ GIRLZ.....' -christie-luv2ski

THE LAB

*NWFT*
 
'hey, you dropped something...' (she looks around) 'it was my jaw.'

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
estaked biased how? i just think they're funny and if a guy said them to me i would laugh and start talking to him, which is a start at least, right?

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watch out I have BADD
 
Single! wink wink.

I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski

D-loc's picture looks like a monkey smoking that cig. If you had a mug like that would you really want everyone to see it.
 
'damn bitch, you are stupid fly. let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.'

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
Trust me, if you threaten to push her off the lift chair she will do anything for you.

you are all stupid faggots.
 
first off, i am a girl. and secondly, i said what i said for the same reason skibunnie said it. they are funny lines and they are great conversation starters

AJ-what are you talking about? what do you mean by biased?

~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*

start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
 
after a few runs do you wanna go get some food and fuck?

NO!

....whats wrong with the food here?

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witty cent is now live on stage!
 
You: So did it hurt?

Her: What?

You: When you fell from heaven.

(Grab tag on collar in back of shirt/jacket) then say 'Just like I thought, made in heaven.'

Is yo daddy a butcher? Cause somebody took two fine hams and shoved them down the back of yo pants.

You: Wanna go to the lodge for hot chocolate and a fuck?

Her: No

You: What you don't like hot chocolate?

Oh snap Whistler rocked my socks.
 
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