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j.bird

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i got 2 pugs, a cat, and a turtle named snappy. what do you guys have?

i am just real bored, but yeah

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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'

'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'

 
none (sob!)

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how did canada get its name? they drew letters out of a hat..

C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
 
a trouser snake

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
 
A piece of shit and I even have a cage for him. SOmetimes he dies so I just shit him up brand new and then I Give him one of em cocktail umbrella's so taht when I piss on him he can soak it up like rain. He really likes me :)

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
 
I've got an albino siamese fighting fish. He's pretty cool because he's white and transparent. I technically have a slew of other animals, but they live with my parents and I'm not responsible for thier well being anymore.

 
3 birds

-sean

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Dynastar Skis
 
1 cat its gay, i want a chocolate lab

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a yellow lab named sweety. a maltese named emma, and a mini australian sheperd named maggie.

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

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my pugs are named roxie and lucy, and my cat is named thelma. there used to be a louise cat, but it ran away a long time ago

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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'

'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'

 
2 devil fish (they have killed and eaten 4 fish) 1pretty fish...

1 black cat who does wall taps..

1 Horse. whos for sale.. so if u want a horse message me..

im out
 
i got a golden retriever,and numerous cats cuz the mother is a whore

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
chocolate lab. its soo stupid. i beat it all the time. dogs suck. i want a cat. benditto, we should trade.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

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by the time i graduate high school, im goin to get a bulldog and name it Dozer.

its goin to have a spike collar, and a black bone ID tag.

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

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The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval

800Club Member.

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
 
-a cocker spaniel named sami

-and a bengal cat named barney

-some fish

-a chipmunk that is always around my house that we feed, hes not really our pet but close enough.

'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'

-Mitch Hedburg
 
I have a lasso/poodle cross dog, 2 cats, 2 gerbils, 1 guinea pig and a huge turtle...but in the past we've also had birds, hamsters and rabbits.

Official Guinea Pig for the first ever blind leading hand mute grab, switch, unnatural, one hand bra take off with armada shirt on ~ thanks for the memories Harvey!
 
i got a american shorthaired cat named cinnamon, who is the coolest cat, and a siamese fighting fich

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i hate cats, i routinly shoot my neighbors with a paintball gun. i had a berense for a week but then he bit and made bleed, my dad and 7 other people, and he was 13 weeks old, he was fucking physco. but im getting another in a month or two.

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And making me have sex with ugly people for 3.
 
i have 2 bunnies, a duck, a dog, and some rats that live in our garage and throughout our house

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'i do!'

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'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'

 
i don't understand how people can just shoot animals with shit like that, let alone peoples pets. if someone shot one of my dogs or cat with a paintball gun, i would hunt them down and shoot em with there own gun, repeatedley, over and over, just to see how they like it. faggot

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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'

'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'

 
some animals are like some people - they are stupid and require daily beatings to keep them in line. like our dog. i hate that thing.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Save Fortress Mountain!!! Ask me how!!

 
yeah people abusing animals ans shit is gay

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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
youthinasia, your a fag. the reason your animals require daily beatings is because you don't train them and treat them properly. your a faggot. no animal ever attacked you every day and beat you for no reason. he can't defend himself, he doesn't know anybetter. you have to teach him what he did wrong, and what to do

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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'

'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'

 
why dont you cry about it? I beat that dog like it owes me money.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Save Fortress Mountain!!! Ask me how!!

 
your such a fag. hahah try and sound tough and cool or whatever cuz you beat your dog, your a faggot. eat shit and die

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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'

'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'

 
dakota- border collie

scratch (named from her mother, who was rossi, rossignol) black and yellow lab mix.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
oh it can fend for itself. after it hasnt eaten in a week it gets pretty mean. and it knows by now that when I get home and let him out of the broom closet I'm not there to play fetch.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Save Fortress Mountain!!! Ask me how!!

 
bay 'georgian bay' my sisters horse, a mix of horses

chessie 'chesapeake bay' my horse, a thourobreed

catherine, 1 of my poodles

Jo anne, catherines puppy, my other dog

ice cream, my twins dog

and WASABI, my familys new puppy and my show dog

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

All you need is a ten nad a fiver

The keys to a car and a sober driver,

B double E double R U N, beerrun
 
youthinasia thats really low of you man. dogs and cats are defenseless to a cruel human like yourself. I hope you take a money shot to the eye and go blind while your suckin off your mom.

peace,paul

'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'

-Mitch Hedburg
 
i got myself a yorkshire terrier, and my sister had a goldfish, but i dumped the whole box of food in its bowl at once and it ate too much...

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
hahaha martin has birds,i dont know why i find that funny but i do

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
-Krammer the 'RAD DOG', an Austrailian Blue Heeler

who likes to drink beer and chase cows alot.

-Quincy my bad ass horse who likes long walks on the beach, snow cones, and jumping shit.

-Sunny, a nasty, dirty, sickly cat who looks like that really gross fat dude on star wars and likes to shit and puke on my stuff and needs to be taken for a long walk in the woods.

I really like the first two.

 
whatever you pussies. every dog loves a good pummeling.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Save Fortress Mountain!!! Ask me how!!

 
dogs ARE the best. I used to have a Bernese Mtn Dog. he died. now we don't have anything. a black lab would be nice at some pt tho.

aw a turtle named snappy....haha so cute

premium quality!!

~marian
 
I have 4 cats (Buster, Midnight, Quincy, and Kitredge(skittles)) and a chocolate lab named Bailey.

-Sara

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golden retreiver is what I got. people that beat their dog shouldn't be allowed to have pets.

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How does Taco Bell shrink mini-ninjas, hide them in the bean burritos, and then cue them to kick my insides out approx. 2 hours after eating?
 
they have laws against animal abuse...like really serious fines and penalties.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

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sara has a squirrel for a pet

'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'

-Mitch Hedburg
 
I caught a squirrel in a fish net once when I was camping. I set it loose in my brothers tent and got in a lot of trouble, but no, I don't have a squirrel as a pet.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

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it woulda been a better story if the squirrel bit your brother.

'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'

-Mitch Hedburg
 
springer spanial named Halsey, he's 15 years old and the best dog on the face of the earth, ever.

a fat cat named Tom. Tom rarely is allowed inside unless its really cold. Its cool because ill be chilling out on the back forty and ill see tom catch a rabbit.

Ive also got tons of fish in a 46 gallon. Soon im gonna set up a 60 and a 20 gallon.

-Dan

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And you don't feed your animals for a week? holy shit no wonder they hate you and get mean, and then don't listen your a dumbshit. i'll say it again, eat shit and die

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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'

'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'

 
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