Pets

Well, the squirrel did lay a few surprises inside of his tent and chew up his suitcase. Not as exciting as getting bit, but it was cool enough.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

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i shoot the cat becasue it takes daily shits on my car, the owners don't care about the 20 cats they have anyway, and whats makes you think that anyine cares what the fuck you think about them?

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beer, helping ugly people have sex for over 100 years.

And making me have sex with ugly people for 3.
 
im not saying shit about anyone, if you would go back and read my first post on the topic, i never said anynames about anyone. but when youthinasia started being a ignorant peice of shit, thats when i started voicing my oppinion towards him. but now that we are on the topic of you, i say fuck you too. way to feel cool by shooting a cat with a paintball gun. sure it won't kill it, but wuld you like to be the cat and have some asshole shoot you? it doesn't know any better, and it can't defend itself. if i was your neighbor, i would poison your water. seriously why don't you fight someone that can defend themselves, then we'll see what happens

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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'

'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'

 
i do fight, i box. but that doesn't matter, what does is the fact the these cats hate their owners hate humans and have bittin me to the point of having stitches several times, so if could kill the cat i would but i can't so i will continue to hurt them as usual. and just stop trying to state your opinions about everything and everybody, it just makes you look like a fag.

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beer, helping ugly people have sex for over 100 years.

And making me have sex with ugly people for 3.
 
Hmm...I wonder why these cats hate you so much...maybe its cause u arent nice to them. If they hate their owners so much then call animal control and they'll prolly do something about it especially if they have so many cats cause u can make a complaint saying that they don't take care of their cats and that the cats are a danger to you. If it doesn't work, it was worth a try rather than killing the cats or hurting them.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

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tried that, didn't work, the owner have a set up that allows the cats to go into the basement without ever setting foot in the house and they just have big dishes of food down there so animal control said that if they had unprevocted attacks of 5 or more cats at once, THEN they can put them to sleep, but now, they just have a comnplaint filed.

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beer, helping ugly people have sex for over 100 years.

And making me have sex with ugly people for 3.
 
I have fish as pets!

Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
 
My brother killed all my fish

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
if the cats bite, then ok shhot the shit oout of em, but i thot you just were being gay by shooting it for fun. and no im not a fag cuz i say what i think, i just think its real gay when people abuse animals for fun and judt hurt them and shit for no reason, thats being a fag

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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'

'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'

 
if an animal attacks you, you should have the right to put it down. If the cat goes on your proporty or bites/ attacks you then go for it. shoot it with a paintball gun. they will, if nothing else learn to stay out of your yard, and off your car. but If you are just being an ass to this cat, then I hope you get bit. Ignore that last statment if it doesn't apply to you.

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How does Taco Bell shrink mini-ninjas, hide them in the bean burritos, and then cue them to kick my insides out approx. 2 hours after eating?
 
we have 2 dogs and a poodle

'Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.'

-Lily Tomlin

Camp of Champions, Session B
 
isn't a poodle a dog?

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

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^lol thats just funny

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'

'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'

 
Well I'm serious...poodles are dogs, so why not say 'I have three dogs'?

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
i know, im saying thats hilarious that he said 2 dogs and a poodle... thats just plain funny

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'

'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'

 
ok, I thought u were making fun of me. =0/

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
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