Peestyling

well i mean this isnt peestyling yet when your in a public urinal, walk up to a urinal directly next to somebody, unzip pants, drop pants to the floor, lean forward resting your head on the wall, let your arms hang lose as you no hand piss, then pretend to fall asleep whislt taking said piss, make sure to stay in this posotion for atleast 5 minutes, and have a buddy come find you to wake you up. video taping necessary.
 
naw, but urinating in public is gods given gift to men, i use this privlage whenever i can, ill even walk outside if its a dark summer night take a piss in my side lawn, when i could have gone into the bathroom.
 
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i take the tank lid off, stand on top of the bowl, pee into the tank, so when i flush, it flushes pee, and then i jusmp off the bowl and afterbang
 
my homie is the master of peeing from inside a stall completely over the wall and directly into a urinal on the other side, takes so much pressure though. Like a solid minute or 2 of pre-loading
 
So, since i decided my mom wouldn't be down with me peeing everywhere all over the bathroom, I hit up craigslist for a summer set up. There is now a toilet in my backyard, solely for this purpose. If i feel up to it i might make an edit to biggy smalls.
 
Top deck poo version is deadly, such a good prank. a more suttle option is the reverse kangaroo, sit backwards and get the stains all down the bowl.
 
peestyling is cool and all, but sometimes i like to keep it plain and simple. beautiful pee scenes of trees and stick figures dancing etched into a fresh snowfall is one of the most glorious sightings one could ever witness. if it freezes solid so people can admire it longer, it means the pee gods are pleased.
 
i tried the leg over the stream today at a unrnal in my school.... right as a teacher walked in... very very awks situation
-as for the teacher, some girl has been writing on the walls in the bathrooms with period blood. shit like "im not dead yet" and "you cant kill me" but this has been happening for a week, so we expect it to stop for another 3-4 weeks.....
but i dont know why he was in the boys washroom, im sure all of us are sane.

Ill be back for the over the shoulder on monday.
 
At out high school swim practices, we see how long we can go for in the pool. It's a six lane pool, and the current record is all six, flip-turn, then 3 more. We call it the nine-laner.
 
do a no-hander, then do a 180 and using only your momentum, tuck it behind your legs a d pull off the goat with afterbang
 
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