you all suck. I could beat every single one of you in a pissing match, here's how:
I'm not circumsized, so I take my foreskin and hold it above my head, and hold it closed with my right hand in a tight A-OK position. Then, I begin to piss, using my foreskin as a bag of urine, that I then squeeze (while simultaneously loosening my A-OK grip ever so slightly) creating a golden shower that, on flat ground with no wind, I have pissed in excess of 27 feet. I should video it (from behind) and post it or something.