peeing in the shower

haha yea... its always the first thing i do when i get in the shower... and pissin in a wetsuit... best thing ever...

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
i pee in the shower occasonially but the real trick is hitting the toilet beside the shower

like ive got maybe a one foot gap. every time i do it and get it all in i feel like i just won the fucking piss olympics. man, and all the fans are both cheering at my great achivement and laughing at my small dick yeah those are some good times

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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

 
or pissing right, and you just start taking steps back... further... and further, until you hit the wind down then you gotta sprint back to the bowl, thats money

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Bent Films

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kramer fors seinfeld is teh shower livng king. Rember when he cooked and lived in his shower? That was so tight. He even had the garbage disposal.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
haha canonrider i fuckin love doin that shit

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BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

 
anyone ever pissed in their snowpants? lol i did once last year but it was off a huge cliff and it felt like my bladder exploded, ya i dont think ive worn those snowpants since

~You Can Call Me Matty~
 
It's a good system for warming yourelfup. Unfortunately the trickle runs down into your boots and then they smell bad. As for peeing in the shower, ye, it is the thing to do. It's the practical time-saving thing to do.

Ha. Ha.
 
hmm jizzing in someones shampoo.. how about their facial wash stuff?? sounds interesting...

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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
ive honestly never thought of that..but it sounds like a plan

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

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-kevan

 
pissin in your snowpants is pretty fucking gross i understand how it could happen though

BACK TO THE SHOWER!!

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excuse me flow,

whats the soup de jour?

it's the soup of the day.

ummm that sounds good, i'll have that.

dark helmet : if there is one thing i despise it's a fair fight
 
i dont.. put honestly pissing in your wetsuit feels so good, cause you feel warmth spreading everywhere on your body, but then afterwards you regret it cause you were kinda soaked in pee... anyways.

Has anyone REALLY ever crapped in the shower? Once i did this turd that was sideways and would NOT fit in the hole, and one my potential plans was to stuff it down the shower drain.

Instead i just took the sticky end of a kind of toilet unpglugging thing and broke the turn into many pieces, enabling it to pass in the whole. The toilet stank for the next day or so though.

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i actually remember when i was like 3 or 4 my dad was giving me and my sister a bath or something and i took a crap in the bathtub

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I like pissing in the cold ocean, or when snorkoling, if you do that you can tell where the pee is because the water is all wavy from the pee's heat. And of course you get that nice warm sensation.

Jump off A Cliff

-Eric
 
me n my bro share the same bathroom n he alwayz misses the toilet..... and then i have to clean it up

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
yeah dude you should have a 'come to jesus' meeting with your brother over his lack of aim.

Ha. Ha.
 
your not fuckign skipimp_

read this trhead, it is the most unorigonal piece of shit. this thread is nether funny nor origonal, the first one was so much better. i cant believe no one has siad this yet. this site is going to shit.

COC sesh E
 
woah five0 the EXACT thing happened to me around the same age.. weird.

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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
etom read the first page..i did mention the first one....and nipe thats pretty wierd

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hahahah my brotha!! i havent been here for that long, and i just got out of the shower after eating, peeing, shaving and brushing my teeth, i wondered which one of these cats enjoyed it as well! seems like alot of them do!

Share the shower peeing love! i know i do, i share it all over the soap.... and the shampoo..... and my toothbrush..

 
yea weazelb.. i feel bad for girls who cant have fun pissing.... and you gotta use toilet paper after you piss?? i think some chicks need to come onto this thread and confess there 'shower peeing love' as sharpie so elequently put it

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Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
peeig in the shower is so underrated! I always try to pee as high as possible, only the roof is the limit! or you can do the 'sprinkler' where you soin and pee at the same time, endless possibilities. but pooping in the shower sounds totally disgusting bbbrrrr

 
haha....everyday i do.

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anyone ever do the sprinkler and hit yourself in the chest??? that shits hilarious cause you can just wash it off!!

i shit in the shower to, its awesome until you have to stuff it down the drain... so weak

 
i was under the impression 'the sprinkler' was a 360 on skis while peeing

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i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
 
when i was like 5, i took a shit in teh bathtub, and i was like oh no, im gonna get int rouble, so i shoved it in the drain, and clogged it, it was gross

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pissing in the shower is discusting. you are standing in your own piss ( because lets face it, you guys have horrible aim) cant you just pee before you have a shower? its not that hard. and peeing and jizzing in/over other people's shower things is just wrong. you people should be shot in the kneecaps.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
i only piss in a toilet.........but i piss in the toilet when im in the shower....

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we have horrible aim because we get bored and play games with our piss.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
exactly, but when we play games, like how close we can get to the rim of the bowl, or how many times we can go around the side of the bowl, then we start messing up.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
hahahaha ok ok ill change the wording. SOME guys have horrible aim.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
mike ....actually you are not invited anymore. i dont think i can trust you.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
I was thinking about it, and i am the greatest urinator to ever live..... I did the a-ok sign and pee'd through it..... you dont see that shit everyday

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AHAH mike! you never peed in my shower this morning. sucker.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
alright i figured out why we pee in the shower.

Personally when i turn the shower on, i put it to hot, and let the water warm up a little bit, so i dont just dive into that motha fo' as soon as i turn it on, cause every guy knows that means raisen sack. So you turn the nozzle on, go get naked or whatever and wait for the water to get to desired tempature.

As everyone knows the sound of water falling, people saying 'piddle' 'sploosh' or 'piddly paddly splooshenstien' makes you have to pee!!! and because were humans and are lazy mother foe's, as were getting naked and the water is heating up, our brain is like ..... 'hmmmm water falling, i could drop some water right now' cue the pee to end of penis.... then cue laziness, so we jump into the shower and cablammo

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this is kind of off topic, but when i was in like 3rd grade i went into the bathroom and some kid was shitting in the urnal (or however you spell it) and he looked at me and cried. i dont think he was retarded, but it must have sucked to be the janitor after that one

teem bousquet
 
I had a buddy, Francis, who in grade 1, when he'd walk up to the urinal he would take his pants and tighty whiteys down to his ankles and piss bare-assed..... never knew why

b

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
^^ hey dont make fun of me, i still do that. i need 2 hands free to hold this massive wanker :P

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I think you guys are missing the point of this whole conversation, its not a question of grossness, 10 foot wankers, mouse retinas or plippity plappity, its solely about the sprinkler, the A-OK target practise, among other things.....

Yesterday i was taking a shit, and i brushed my teeth while i was shitting... it was one of those long shits right.... so i had to spit somewhere, and there was no way i was going to get up while im firing this scudd missle into the urination lake, so i go to spit through my five whole, and like a pussy, i spit all over my thigh and my junk

fuck....

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