I'd take a day off of work and travel up to ludlow if you built a 300 foot long, 1 foot wide, box. just a straight, retardo long box. it'd be hillarious. think of how funny it would be to be on it, get half way accross, turn back to your bros and flip em the bird, maybe switch up and flip them off with the other hand because the other arm was getting tired from flipping them off for so long, then make a call to your parents to let them in on what you;ve been up to for the past really long time, and then maybe a little explanation as to why you are so entertained by this idea of sliding a box for so long, and then when they figure out that you are actaually still sliding the box, AND flipping off your buddies while explaining to them how much fun sliding boxes is.... i lost my train of thought here. the point is, a super long box. that'd be my request for o-kem-oh
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