Official Rant Thread

Yeezy

Yeezy

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Im sure almost everyone has something they need to get out, but are afraid of being shit on so post your stories up in here to get that bad stuff out.

For example:

My girlfriend just broke up with me over text, and all of our mutual friends think im a asshole because i told her "I wish you would of extended me the courtesy of doing it in person".

That shit cray

lets go
 
Don't come into my fucking store, spark up conversation, ask questions, and look interested when you're really going to walk right out. Thanks for making it so that I can't help the guy that actually might buy something. Also, the two Shelby cobras in my store are real! They are not kits, he signed them and there are certificates of authenticity. Stop trying to look like you know all there is to know about them and buy something you goon.
 
people who can't fucking live up to their own mistakes. My friend does this, and it makes me want to fucking kill him. Also, I hate those girls, who all they do is try and hook you up with their ugly friend. It's like, fuck off bitch.
 
My coworkers can't figure out why the corners of the arena aren't square, when its shaped like a rhombus or whatever the shape is. Then they try using their "5-5-10" rule, while I try to correct them and explain the pythagorean theorem, and they never listen to me. I LOVE ITTTT
 
Holy fuck yes. I'm friends with a few girls who I'd eat lunch with at school who were friends with another girl who I barely knew. They'd try to hook us up all the time is it was so awkward and annoying... she's kinda good-looking, but shes soooooo shy and doesn't say a word. they'd go on and on about how crazy she was out of school and shes just shy in school, but we were at a pool party together and she was still quiet as fuck. it's made so many potentially fun days awkward as hell because they just don't get that i'm not at all interested.
 
when I'm bombing as hard as i can to get enough speed for a jump and a little kid cuts right in front of me.
 
last time i was skiing at my hill i saw this happen to a girl boarder (who was really good). she was literally at the bottom of the lip and this dumbass gaper cut her off and she nearly fell because of it, and obv it fucked up her run. i was on the lift at the time but if i wasn't i swear i would have gone after him, shit like that makes me so angry.
 
i cant stay at home for more than a half of a fucking week this summer, im going to one thing to another and i havent slept in my fucking bed for a month and a half, and now im going down to the but middle of iowa to work as a counselor for a camp and i wont get paid to do it because i need service hours for my retarded school so then i can graduate.
 
I fucking hate it when your about to send something, (boulder, BMX, ski, whatever) and out of nowhere someone goes "na you can't do that!" or "you sure man?" like I've already fucking committed just shut up and let me do it.
 
fuck. dont you hate it when you really need to get something done, but you keep putting it off because something small yet seemingly insurmountable is standing in your way?

For instance...you go to pay a bill online, but it only accepts check payments, and for some reason it hasn't saved your info from the last 10000 times you paid online, so its asking you once again for your routing and checking account numbers, but you don't have them memorized or have checks on you, so you give up and decide to pay later.

You have homework for a new class but you don't have the book yet, and the bookstore is on back order, and it isn't available online. Every time you stop by the bookstore they don't have it yet and you're just getting further and further behind.

Your pirated version of photoshop stops working just in time for finishing up your wedding invitations so you can't get them ordered until you pirate a new version and all of the fucking versions on utorrent don't work so you contemplate just coughing up 1k to buy it but you don't have the money right now and it's really just one impending project that you need it for.
 
Girls that smoke weed or play video games are the most annoying fucking creatures on the planet
 
do you go to a private school? that sounds like it sucks hardcore.

But i need to unload.

Fuck I hate my job so much. Forty plus hours of manual labor a week combined with brutal track workouts is killing my body. I shouldn't have back issues at age 17, and my wrists shouldn't feel like I just fapped for 5 straight hours. If I can't become a driver at age 18, I will be quitting this shitty-ass job and working at McDonald's.
 
if you don't want to hang out anymore, just tell me so that i don't waste time and sanity on you thinking you do. /rant
 
went out on the boat yesterday with this girl i like and her annoying friend (needed a spotter). anyway, it was too wingy for wakeboarding, so we went over to this little island that has a cool little beach. the instant we step off the boat, the girl i like cut her foot on a rock. she then proceded to freak out at the sight of the blood, and decided to sit on the boat and check facebook, while refusing to swim. leaving me with the annoying friend for the next couple of hours. /lamerant
 
yo check it, my gf broke up with me cause I went to get chicken wings. HOLLLAAA

fo real though I dont give a fuck, fuck that girl

CHICKEN WINGS FOR THE WIN.
 
stop walking into work like you own the fucking place, and wear your uniform, everyone else has to, but i guess you are too cool to wear it right? and do some actual work, going swimming and hanging out with girls on the job is not work,you do it every time the boss leaves. and stop making the new employees do everything while you text away.

/rant
 
honestly thats pretty much it. she is crazy so that doesnt help.

sure we have had problems in our relationship. she always said I didnt try and spend enough time with her which is really just BS. Anyways, I drove down in the city mon, tue, wed to see her. one day she got out to late so I couldnt, I just went back home. we have plans to go out friday night, i was going to take her to dinner and then go out.

mon, tue, wed go by everything is just dandy. thursday rolls around, my boy hits me up for wing night I leave and go to wing night. she calls me while im on my way there, i tell her what im doing and can just tell by the tone in her voice that she is pissed at me. call her when I get home and she starts freaking out about how i can go to wing night with my friend and be in a social scene but i can never take her and do anything social with her. she starts saying i never ask her to go to wing night with my friends(wing night is an hour and half from where she works so she would say no and she really doesnt like some of my friends). So then basically she ended it with me because i dont do enough for her and i dont try and see her enough. I drive an hour and a half at least 3 days a week to see her spending hundreds of dollars on gas a month and I dont do shit.... like stfu.

CHICKEN WINGS ENDED IT.

how do i know that? had i just stayed at home and said no to my buddy, she would have never been upset we would have never had a fight about me doing things with my friends and we would still be together. so yes, me getting chicken wings pretty much was the cause for us breaking up.
 
honestly, sounds like it was worth it. wing night with your bros >>>>>>>>>> high maintenance girls who won't let you live your life
 
hypocrites.... fuck them. Worst type of people. Don't publicly ream me out for something then turn around the very next day and ACTUALLY do it. Then prance around like everything is ok. FU cunt
 
i got in so many fights with ski dads about not letting their kids ride down the rollers. They just dont understand how dangerous it is for both parties. ignorant fucks
 
I know man. Like fuck you, you give me a hard ass time about me doing something and then you fucking do it and complain that you made a mistake. I should fucking call your bitch ass OUT
 
Fuck those "LMS if you remember this" "LMS if you brush your teeth" "LMS if you want to fingerblast a hippopotamus into submission" FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS. WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A FUCKING RING POP IS.

 
screw you. chickens are easy to raise and provide massive amounts of delicious meat to the public.
 
pop music is a fucking joke. Actually most "music" these days is a joke.

Also I made a rant in my sig

And here's the reply from a pinkname

"Aghhh no. The thread got deleted. I almost delivered. Good luck being gay."

Nice job 14 year old noobs. You ruined it.
 
word.

begin rant/

my fucking parents always make me spend all summer at our summer house. while it's a sick house, i don't fucking know anybody here at all because we live on a private road with nobody even close to my age. god i wish i went to a day school. i haven't spent more than a week straight at my real house in over 3 years and i'm 17 years old. there goes my childhood... i technically moved out of my house at the age of 14, away from my current girlfriend, away from my friends, away from the town i love, and into a shit hole of a school where i can't ski ever.

on top of that, the girl of my dreams just fucked me over completely. i spent 2 years trying to care for her as much as possible, always being there for her, talking to her on the phone for hours straight while she was drunk to make sure she didn't hurt herself, staying up to watch the sunrise with her while on the phone with her 2 states away, and walking through town at night when i was home with her just talking, AS WELL as writing countless songs for her. time goes on, she stops answering me, i sack up and tell her that i'm in love with her and i have been for a while and NO FUCKING KIDDING, she's dating some asshole that i used to go to school with. and to add insult to injury she tells me that she liked me a year ago and that i "hurt her" many times, and that i should delete her number and never talk to her again. thanks, i fucked your best friend, i hope you're happy.

music, oh boy music. don't even get me started on the lack of talent in todays pop music. a 5 year old could write deeper lyrics about his experiences during recess. seriously, just because your music rhymes, doesn't make it fucking good. no i ain't jelly of your music, i'm jelly of the fact that you're making billions of dollars off of the stupidity of todays society. however, i doubt that any pop singer today has the brains to manipulate the public like that, so i'll just continue to believe that they're too stupid to realize that the stuff they put out sucks dick. the real talent literally gets no recognition. flo rida rips off a pretty lights track (i know he also ripped off etta james, but he gave her credit), and then gives pretty lights NO RECOGNITION, and gets like 30 times the views on youtube for his song.

/end rant.
 
oh and fuck the "like this photo in 3 seconds if you love jesus", "like this picture if you love the troops, keep scrolling if you don't"

fuck you, i'm not gonna fucking like your status, it proves or disproves NOTHING.
 
parents are on my case for driving under the influence because they found my brothers stash who pulled the biggest baked idiot move and left it in my car when he snuck out and i gave him a ride home. soo they think its mine and of course they think that i was baked and driving, wich i wasnt but my parents are always right, and when theyre wrong, theyre actually not wrong theyre always right. and i just blew 50 bucks on fishing gear, but of course dad bought the same shit this morning and its non refundable so just take that fifty and tear it up infront of my face. and of course i had to break the worst bone in your ankle to break this spring so i cant go work, instead im stuck at home with no way to make money and of course the blood supply to the bone is comprimised so im probably gonna have some sorta surgery and i might not be able to walk properly again, let alone ski, or anything else involving two feet that i love to do. and possibly the worst part is all of this isrealizing that %100 of this mess is caused by my own stupidity.
 
Oooooh I got a couple

My parents and my sister flew out to Colorado for two weeks and I couldn't come because I'd get fired for taking too many days off. I'm a fucking dishwasher. I'm a fucking dishwasher that gets payed minimum wage (which is fucking $7.50 because Maine fucking sucks) while working 40 hours a fucking week and my paychecks barely break $100. So I worked my ass off eight hours a day while my family was chillin in Colorado. FUCKFUCKFUCK

When they got home my cousins drove up from CT to visit us for two days, both of which I was working. While they were here my dad asked me if I'd like to go with them to Italy to stay at the family beach house for a few weeks. I was stoked because I'd get to quit my god awful job and spend time in Italy with some family who I rarely see. A couple days later my dad told me I couldn't go to Italy because I don't spend enough time with the family because I work so much and am usually partying/with friends in the evenings. FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The attractive girls at my school are all dumb as fuck.

The attractive girls at my school only date hicks. Fucking lame ass inbred fucking hicks.

One of the aforementioned hicks gave herpes to half of the attractive girls in our school.

The speed limit on my road is 25 mph. All of the dumbass hicks speed. My sister's five month old puppy was hit and killed by one of the hick girls in front of my little sister. The person left a fake phone number. A fucking fake phone number. How can somebody be so fucking insensitive to leave a fake fucking phone number after they killed a little girls puppy IN FRONT OF HER. FUCK.

I get friendzoned like a motherfucker on every occasion.

Sorry about all the fuck^
 
i also hate when people make a big deal out of being stoned or drunk on the internet.

no hate though homie, i love your posts.
 
Rant incoming

Abortionator, your content and posts on this site have gone to absolute shit the past couple of days. It's like you're on your period or something; none of your posts have contributed anything positive, they've all been condescending or pointless. You're getting a good kick out of shitting on any repost or stupid reply, and have seemed to enjoy ruining decent threads.
 
^^^ I haven seen any of his recent posts, but I would extend that time frame to the past few months.
 
so i spent 25 hours+ building a sickass jumpline for mtb, it was in my fucking yard. The neabors kid rode through it breaking my berms and rolled over all the lips that i had just pristinely smoothed out that were still drying, so i put up a sighn saying nicely not to go on the jumps because they weren't finished and he could get hurt. Guess what that little bastard did he tore up my sign and dug up my jumps which i caught him in the act, so i flipped shit at him, its not like i swore at him i just told him that he was ruining my jumps and to never ever step foot on my property again. so... a couple hours later this 12 year old fuck brings hid dad over who flips shit at me and tells/commands me that his son can ride on my jumps, so im like fuck you you cant tell me that your son can ride my jumps on my property. i mean thats a fucking liability for me, he would probably sue my ass if his son got hurt. so his dad called the cops, like what they fuck? and the cops were like this is total bs and told him to fuck off. so a week later i got a call from the home owners association saying that i have to take down the jumps because its neaborhood rule. now 25 hours of work has been a complete waste.
 
fucking this i see those and theyre all fucking stupid SWAGGGGG YOLO DRAKE WEEZY F BABY niqqers (theyre q's)that post them and anyone who's like that makes me want to hurt small animals which i dont want to fffffuuuuuuuu
 
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