Official Rant Thread

i could rant for hours about shit, but im not even going to bother.

i hate being a dweller. i need to find some way of getting my mind out of the past and focused on the future.

halp.
 
today while mountain biking I had just a bad time. Every FUCKING turn seemed to have those little fucking thick branches and shit that make you slip if you go over them. I get fucking nervous about slipping on those and I still fucking fall like 5 times, in 2 laps. It was a joke. every time we have a storm it happens, and It's fucking annoying. call me a pussy but it's so irritating to have to not hit those little fuckers every turn and still manage to slip out when I barely knick them. i don't know how to ride on them, and it pisses me off. good thing I bike well when I'm angry, besides WHEN I'M SLIPPING ON THOSE FUCKERS. shit, it may not sound like a big deal but I had so many unnecessary falls today...
 
Welp, I guess I am one of the most annoying fucking creatures on the planet then, thanks to my love of Elder Scrolls and the fact that I don't mind smoking once in a while.
 
he means girls that game for hours on end on the computer specifically, and girls who smoke like its their job.

girls that don't mind either every once in a while are fine
 
FUCK my school. bunch of rich prick bitches and preppy fucks. I'm the only skier in my whole damn school. i can't wait to graduate and just fucking ski with people like me.
 
Oh another I just thought ofI hate it when all the liberals in Seattle call you racist for saying something politically incorrect, like stereotyping. Seriously people around here are so goddamn offended by that, and they're ALWAYS white. The white liberal around here act like they really give a shit about how minorities feel just so it makes them look good, while in reality they get sketched out driving though a black neighborhood. Like I was going to go to Ezelle's chicken in Seattle a few weeks ago with my SUPER liberal friend, and it was late at night and he didn't want to go because he started getting really sketched out by all the black guys in line there, who were all really chill when you talked to them. HA not racist my ass. I'm at least willing to admit I stereotype a lot and joke about it without getting my jimmies rustled.

But this rant clearly shows my jimmies are slightly rustled I guess...
 
wait.

I was with you for the first half of this rant, but then you said that your friend was sketched out by the black guys at Ezelles...so, your friend was stereotyping and so you called him a racist.

Which 100% contradicts your first sentence.

I work on South MLK, hood representin'....not gonna lie though, I think I might get shot on the daily.
 
nope even better, he left his shiny new mercedes unlocked, so i hardboiled some eggs, cracked them a bit and hid them really really well in his car, it wont be log till his car smells so bad that it will become indriveable. and i poured salt in there flower garden which should kill all their fake ass tulips and shit.
 
My dick is just tooo big. shit pisses me off. i cant handle it anymore its like hauling around an anaconda in my pants. God damnit i wish i had less crotch meat.
 
There's a group of bitches at my school that is so god damned cliquey. It pisses me the fuck off. It's like they have a taboo on anyone and everyone that's not a select group of like 20 people, although they're willing to give head to every guy in their little group to their hearts content. Sucking massive amounts of dick just seems to boost their self esteem or something. I swear to fucking Jesus all the guys the cliquey bitches are even willing to talk to are Eskimo brothers. FUCK HIGHSCHOOL.
 
Sounds shitty. I was going to rant a little on the whole beach house in Italy thing, but seeing that you are actually busting your butt trying to scrape together some money and not mooching off the rents, ill give you that.

But thats fucked though that your parents said you cant come with "Because you dont spend enough time with them". Isnt that a point of vacations to spend time with the family?
 
quit that lame as job next time something like the Colorado trip comes up! when i was younger and working minimum wage, dead-end jobs, and something came up that I wanted to attend, I'd attend. You can always get another minimum wage job. Here's my list:

Barista at a drive-up latte stand, attendant at an arcade, barista at starbucks drive-thru, busser at a steak house, busser at a seafood restaurant, checker at a grocery store, barista at another starbucks-this time inside a barnes & noble, cold-caller for a DARE charity event, door-to-door for green peace, babysitter part time, full-time nanny, recruiter at a head-hunter agency, telemarketer at a mortgage company, cashier at nordstrom, assistant bookkeeper at GI Joes sporting goods, ski instructor, HR assistant for ski resort.
 
FUCK GIRLS AND THEIR STUPID EMOTIONS. So what I fell asleep talking to you last night. I stay up late for you and get like 5 hours of sleep each night just to stay up to talk to you when I work 9-5. But you get pissed at me when its the end of the week and I am so exhausted and fall asleep talking to you on FB. Seriously?
 
I'm pretty much done shaping my first surfboard and the waves suck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. It just needs a bit more sanding. And the waves have sucked all week, this heat wave system has brought nothing but strong winds that are killing the waves. And I think their dredging has messed up the ocean floor so the waves come in funny now. Gotta wait till the weather goes back to normal, and the consistently small but fun summer surf returns.
 
The girl that smokes weed, and then thinks shes a hippy, constanly updating her status about peace and becoming one with mother nature and the if everyone smoked weed we would all get along line. I dont care about smoking, but stop pretending you are hippy, cause i know you arent
 
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