OFFICIAL break it to your gurlfriend thread...

Bangs.

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Here's how it goes.

1. Explain the following to your girlfriend

a. Tall tees

b.afterbang

c.newschoolers

d.steeze.

See how it goes and post up bitchess
 
my girl knows about all of those, i think she's even seen more ski-movies than half of NSers....
damn, i have such a good influence on her ... :D
 
a year ago my girlfriend had a problem with me in wearing my jiberish mfg around her and around her friends. i tried to explain it, but she said that i looked retarded and i said that she was fat, and that was the last we talked, and take in that this relationship only lasted 2 weeks. Girls dont understand
 
explained steeze to my gf. As Style + ease. And see replied with saying "so its a word that's combining together to make a new word?" I was like sorta, its mostly used in skiing and snowboarding though when someone does something thats worth deeming as "steezy" and she was like "oh, so i could say your shirt is steeze? or my pink converses are steezey?" Thats when i stopped explaining words like that to non skiers.
 
well the full thing is that i was under some medication that mainly made me a bit loopy, basically pain pills for broken finger and tendinitis, and i dont handle drugs very well, and so this girl who was just a friend basically put the whole boyfriend thing and i had no recollection and then she gets into the thing that she is embarrassed by my attire and so i put it straight cause she was slightly chunky and i dint want to be in the relationship so i killed 2 birds with one stone.
 
pain meds can do weird shit. i woke up after surgery and told my surgeon that he was the best stand in mum ever. which was after my ripping out all tubes from my mouth and arms. (mum couldn't make it to my pre-op and he said he'd be my mum).
open heart surgery, don't mess.
 
My ex was sooo awesome at skiing it was unreal... she was swiss and beautiful and sponsored and everything and she understands all that stuff! Ahhhhh i miss that chick.... good times!
 
i showed my ex girlfriend newschoolers and chug life once and all she had to say was "is this why you dont answer my texts anymore?"
 
Gf knows of afterbang. She often comments on the excellence, or lack of, steeze while drunk jibbing on campus.

She has a dedicated tall tee for wearing when staying over.

She acquired a tall jacket for shredding in this winter.

She has Tom Wallisch's number in her phone. (well his name and somone else's number. We use it to impress other skiers)

Steeze is a comfortable part of her vocabulary.

She knows fairly little of newschoolers, haha. But I don't frequent it as much as I used to.
 
I personally dislike it when people spell girl, "gurl"

If you try and explain these things to anyone, girl or guy, and they don't get it, then they are dumb. None of these are difficult concepts to grasp. Whether or not they agree with you doing, wearing, or participating in said things is another point enitrely.
 
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