OFFICIAL break it to your gurlfriend thread...

a. Tall tees-stop acting black or im hanging upb.afterbang-thats the most unsexual sexual thing you have said to me in a while.c.newschoolers-that skiing site you log on whenever you get on my computer.d.steeze-i told you to stop using that word
hahahaha we have been through this before, im going to her house in five minutes, so im going to show up in a tall tee and bang her with steeze, afterbang will involve brownies, i will then log on newschoolers.
 
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i can't mention newschoolers around my friends and any girls at my school due to a certain incident that happened on here a couple years ago involving me and a girl from my school and her finding my comments............
 
I love it! My girl also thinks tall t's are gay as fuck and only fags wear them!!! Priceless. She thought they were gay guys wearing dresses that ski. HAHAHAHHAH
 
Step 1, obtain girlfriend

Step 2, come back to thread

Step 3, tell girlfriend all about my NS

Step 4, lose girlfriend

Step 5, masterbait

Step 6, kidnap Bonnie Wright/Selena Gomez

Step 7, ???????

Step 8, Wait 9 months

Step 10, New baby

Step 11, Profit
 
Skyping with a girl I want to date right now. Just broke it to her and showed her NS. She thought it was nbd and ns was a joke.
 
My Girlfriend would know all this stuff, infact, she has some of my Voleurz stuff at her place right now, and I just got my 2XL Jiberish hoodie back from her last week. She doesn't understand why i want a thuggie though :(
 
well when the bone goes through the skin and you have tendinitis in both arms from tennis, yeah it hurt
 
i had a gf once, i let her wear all my nice sweatshirts and clothes and loved her so much. i loved her sooo much that i even left my treasured level 1 - jiberish collab with her because she thought it was comfy. i even let her have a couple of my other favorite skiing t shirts. long story short, bitch cheated on me and i never got my fucking sweatshirt or any of those shirts back. she still wears them to this day too.
 
I'm in the more than safe zone..She know's what is up.

Has more park knowledge than me even...I've never been into park till this season though.

 
just go back and get them. she doesn't deserve to wear that. she's taking advantage of you and i'm sure she's wearing them just to make you mad
 
a. Tall tees

- hahahaha what you and your freinds wear

b.afterbang

- umm cool, ill try it outt.

c.newschoolers

- you are always on that shit!

d.steeze. - i dont like that word i perfer hyphy/ignant like whut you guyss say

stoked.
 
ehhh trust me, shes farrr to stupid to do something that devious. plus i haven't seen her for a good 7 months, ill probably jus shoot her a text and ask for em back one of these days and drive over and get em tho hahahaah.
 
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