Not my writing, but sums up my feels quite well.
"Dear Republicans
Fuck you. No, I'm not joking. I'm sick of this
bullshit.
I'm sick of the way you've corrupted the
public discourse. The way you've made it acceptable to hurl any insult
you like at public officials. The way you blame us for the current atmosphere
of hatred by accusing us of starting it with hating Bush. Like Bush didn't
come on the heels of eight years of your tireless efforts to destroy Clinton
by any means necessary, like Bush didn't give us good reason to complain.
A couple of posters on a website compared Bush to Hitler and you've used
it as free license to compare Obama to Hitler 24/7 and I'm sick of your
hypocrisy, where it's acceptable to say shit about Obama that you would
have had an apoplectic fit (and did) if anything remotely similar had been
said about your guys. Keith Olbermann calls Cheney a fascist when he was
actually using fascist tactics and you think that gives you the freedom
to call Obama a fascist, socialist, Marxist constantly for no reason at
all. Fuck you and your bullshit false equivalency.
I'm sick of the way you've made the populace
stupid. Around a fifth of your populace thinks the sun orbits the earth,
over half think evolution never happened. Your populace actually believe
the media has a liberal bias. Not because it has, you have the most conservative
media in the free world, but because you've shouted it so loud and so often
that you've brainwashed the public into believing it, like the battered
wife who parrots her husband's insults. You've got a whole segment of the
populace shouting about socialism and fascism and none of them know what
the fucking words mean. You've convinced them that fascism is a left-wing
thing. You've got them so turned around that some of them actually believe
global warming isn't happening. Fuck you.
I'm sick of the way you try to destroy the
whole concept of government. You've tricked the people into believing that
government can't do anything right, always being careful to exclude the
army because you love your bullets and bombs but you've so destroyed the
public's ability to reason that they don't even think of interstate highways,
the space program, the national parks program, etc. Government is always
great when it's doing what you tell it and inevitably corrupt when it isn't.
Fuck you.
I'm sick of your rewriting of history. You've
bleated so loud and long that Reagan was a great president, that the New
Deal didn't work, that cutting taxes increases revenues, that you actually
have the people believing this bullshit. And these are the same people
who will go on to become teachers and fill their student's heads with this
self-same bullshit. Reagan was a mediocre president at best who had the
good fortune to be in power when the USSR collapsed under it's own weight
and you bastards have turned him into the Second Coming. You've rewritten
history so that everything foul and hateful and wrong can be attributed
to a Democrat while everything worthwhile is a Republican's glory. Fuck
you.
I'm sick of your dragging the center ever
further to the right. How many whackjob fringe ideas have you dragged into
the mainstream? The aforementioned idea that tax cuts increase revenues,
the Laffer Curve, the idea that Welfare harms the poor, the idea that there's
rampant fraud in Welfare, the idea that whatever is good for corporations
is good for the country. And you push these ideas through your corporate
media and you do it so long and loud that they become part of the accepted
political landscape and because it is easier to tell a lie than to debunk
one, we never get away from this rancid shit. Fuck you.
I'm sick of your casual criminality. Teddy
Kennedy, a man who's boots you were not worthy to lick, was just buried
and all I've heard from my rightist friends for days is Chappaquiddick,
Chappaquiddick, Chappaquiddick. Your fucking golden boy raped the Constitution,
mainly because he wanted to; tortured random people (and waterboarding
is torture, fuck you too) essentially because he wanted to; spent like
a drunken sailor, essentially because he wanted to; invaded a sovereign
nation, essentially for the loot and destroyed people's lives, essentially
for the evilulz and you bastards are obsessed with a fucking accident a
Democrat had decades ago? You don't go on about Laura Bush killing some
guy decades ago. Fuck you.
I'm sick of you praising pure evil. You're
letting Dick Cheney be the standard-bearer for Republicanism. Dick Cheney,
a man so nakedly evil that even his friends call him "Darth"; a man so
callous that Lex Luthor would recoil in terror; a man who probably has
dismembered hitchhikers in those man-sized safes and kills plants by his
mere proximity. Fuck you.
I'm sick of your attempts to tilt the playing
field permanently in your favor. Democrats filibustered a few of Bush's
most hateful judicial picks and you pricks started screaming about doing
away with the filibuster but now you're in the minority, you're filibustering
absolutely everything you can and whining when you don't get the chance.
You ignored everything the Democrats had to say when you had power and
now that you don't, you scream that everyone must be bipartisan. You don't
budge a fucking inch on anything but you insist that everyone must compromise
to meet you. That's your idea of politics: Don't move an inch, force the
other guy to come to the right to meet you and call the result a "compromise".
Fuck you.
I'm sick of your corporatism. You dress
it up in false populism but anyone with half a brain can see that you're
the brought and paid for subsidiary of big business. You keep pushing tax
cuts as the answer for absolutely everything, you keep sabotaging every
attempt to control the excesses of big business. You genuinely think the
world would be a better place if it was a combination of Bill Gibson's
dystopian vision of a corporate dominated world and Ayn Rand's bullshit
Objectivism, yet another entry in mankind's endless attempts to find a
moral justification for naked greed. You've taken the clinically insane
spewings of a woman literally to the right of Hitler (pardon my Godwins)
and the 1984-like vision of a dystopian author and convinced yourselves
that would be a good place to live. Big business is the enemy of the people,
always has been. The ideal for the corporate class is to have a small pool
of people rich enough to buy their fucking crap and a much larger pool
of people so poor and with so few options that they can be used and abused
at the corporation's whim. A corporation's objective is not to look after
you, it is to make ever-larger profits by any means necessary. You bastards
want to reinstate fucking slavery to the corporate class and you've made
the public so fucking stupid that they actually swallow the bullshit you're
serving up, they actually want to enslave themselves to the corporations
that abuse them at every turn. They actually care more about the corporations
right to make obscene profits than they care about their child's right
to live on a habitable planet. Fuck you.
Fuck you, you scumridden shitehawks, you make
me sick. Just fuck off and die."
Spark Notes:
Dear Republicans. Fuck you for all the horseshit you pull day in and day out.