NS Rap Battle

MACAQUE

MACAQUE

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I'm sure my group of friends and I aren't the only middle class white skiiers who mess around with freestyling/rapping sometimes. I remember there was a thread like this a while back, but I can't find it.

Post up your verses and the beat you wrote them to (if applicable) and lets get this going! It's fun if you don't take yourself seriously. I just threw this one together to the beat of "Da Mystery of Chessboxin"

Your rap flow’s to weed like stems and seeds

A bunch of trash shit extra weight no need to pay for it

I’m poppin tapes bottles in the chevy late models

No time for late models payin me to wait on em

Gotta keep it fresh gone before expiration

Shotties cocked up lookin for the next meat

In the Lex seats ass draggin, driver faded,

Only out on Sunday to collect a couple late payments

Cruising speed right now’s at a blunt an hour

The elevation hits you kinda like a cold shower

No power in your crib I cut the umbilical cord

Gold plated kiss the only fun we’re killing it for

Hittin triple digits in a Quattro cinco

Rippin crazy lyrics like Mozart on a piano

Out to rob and steal y’all hide the denero

My rhymes preserved forever, kinda like a Pharaoh

Straight shooter I carve my own arrows

Too many bodies now need some more wheel barrows

Talking bout garden tools got hoes in surplus

Why you shootin bullets man those don’t hurt us

It’s time to whip it like Yelawolf told us,

Talkin about the hooptie though and spinnin doughnuts

Stop the track and kick it in the silence,

Enjoy the rest, ‘fore I bring bombs and violence.

 
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Yours sucks. I re-wrote the first four lines for you to make it tolerable:

Your rap flows to weed like stems and seeds

A bunch of trash shit extra weight no one needs

I'm poppin' records 'n bottles in chevy late models

No time for waitlists I'm on the great-list

 
Yo my name Is Walter P Im a straight up G I pop pussy for free, and I smoke the G because I ski, and your mommy sucks my D while I rap on the NS for the best I spit mad beat like I eat the shredded wheat with the milk from the Breast which is the best yo yo yo I'm Walter P and I ski so that makes me OG and then all the bitches love me because I got the biggest D and then I slay all their pussys with the biggest D not owned by OP !!!!! Ohhhh
 
Ima pick up where OP left off

I'm hard as fuck all you ******* are soft

I'm a frequent smoker so u kno I'm gonna cough

And I ain't no dick so yall can hop off.

I'm as real as it gets in fact I'm pretty nice

Taking craps on this game and I don't have dice

I'm not gonna fake it. I am here to take it

Roll it up and shake it while I mothafuckin bake it

With my marijuan cuz you know it's on and I got my bong like cheech and chong

I'm so fresh everything so iced

when I cruise around town people like fuckin Christ he's NICEEE

I'M SO DAMN NICE

I'M SO DAMN NICE

SO NICE SO NICE SO NICEEEEEE

*drops Mic*

*walks off with OP's mom*
 
You like fat black D, have your dad rub you down with his feeeet. Girls will never let you hit the V, so you sit at home sucking D while i drop mad bars showing up Walter P and fuccboi OP!

-MK- out
 
Nice Nice nice

We be creeping up and destroying your house like mice

Pop up deliver knock out blows, mike tyson

Clean up the murder scene with my new dyson.

Ditch the scene and wonder where I put my license.

But ill take my homies advise because he smokes pot

When you see red lights never stop

When you arrested just never talk

When they let you free run don't walk.

I don't know what im talking about now... i got so confused.
 
YOUR NAME IS MK

YOUR NAME IS RLLY GAY

YOU THINK YOU CAN RHYME

WELL MY FLOW IS A CRIME

I AM RLLY RLLY RLLY RLLY RLLY GOOD AT RAPPING

YOU ARE RLLY RLLY RLLY RLLY RLLY RLLY AT TAPPING.........DUDES.

MY FLOW IS RUDE

MY FLOW IS CRUDE

MY FLOW IS BETTER THAN YOURS, DUDE

SWAG
 
Nah she's just got a bun in her oven

gotta wrap that shit up before lovin

or else you might get a disease

from that dirty skeeze
 
When they let you free run don't walk

i got my gat up so you best not talk

watchin' you like a hawk

layin lines like caulk

teachin you words like chalk

but this aint no black board

you fuckin hollow like a gourd

and you swallow like a whore....d

 
MK is super gay and likes to think he is bad Larry but when we hit the slopes he can't even throw a 3 because he penetrates his mothers v to make more babies that can't even throw a three like mk because he is super gay and likes to SUCK FAT DICK ohhhh
 
Hell Yeah make some noise for my boy DVS up in this motherfucka, you know i'm sayin? This here's a story about some shit that happened to me today.. check it out

here we go. 1, 2

but now you heard the story 'bout how i got caught, playing with my shit. but hold that thought. before you disprespect j r-o-c, it could happen to you cause it happened to me & T.

check this shit out, uh. check it out

the situation broke out when i smoked too much bud, reached in my drawers, and puilled out my pud. bust open the jar of petrolium jelly. started thinking about donna and nicky and shelly.

in my mind i was hitting, we was almost there. then the door bust open and fuck my moms was there.

don't disrespect j r-o-c, it could happen to you cause it happened to me & T. uh wika wika gnomesing *random j-roc turntable sounds*

DVS up in this.. too with j-roc and the rocpile.

in stores february 23rd, buy that shit.

PEAAAAACCEEEEE
 
You say your nice, well im cold as icefucked OPs mom once or twice

Lets put it bluntly; im known cross the country

cuz I killed the game, and youre a whore for fame

Now its time to slow down, your girls fucked the whole town

Bitch its my turn to take the crown

Idk if any of that worked ive never tried making a rap before hahaha
 
theres two things mothafuckas gotta know about j to the r-o-c, straight up, you know what im sayin. i spin more rhymes than a lazy susan, and im innocent until my guilt is proven,

peace

representing sunny vale straight the fuck up
 
You gay niggaim not nigga

i got guns nigga

you dont nigga

you got aids nigga

I don't nigga

WOOOORRRRDD

LLAAAAAMMMMBBBSSSSSs BREEEAAAAAAD
 
Yo you got no flow because you are a big fat hoe that tries to show off but makes me want to cough !!

[walter] be out !!!
 
im like a better version of god

Only I created you

Your on a bed emerging from a pile of sweating virgins asking why i hated you

Youll never find the answer to life cause youre not smart enough

Seems like gods plan for man was to kill half and then starve a bunch

So dont believe in the hands of god..do you still believe in santa clause or the land of oz?

So sabotage religion its just a cult meeting in camoflage

If god were here hed probably have sixteen castles...with cielings painted like the fuckin sitine chapel

while poverty was stricken down upon the weak and the slow...high atop his fuckin tower noone peakin the slope
 
Here's another one I wrote last night. Used the instrumental to "Get Down" by Nas

Time to dust the boots off show y’all fairies how it’s done,

You try to spit flames but it’s all just self-shame,

I’m a hick kid and I still got the jazz flow,

Shit bro when I was born the doctor wore camo,

Jesus walked on water well I make it flammable,

While you rhyme like words fallin out your asshole,

Maybe you’re square or probably just shittin bricks,

Possibly shapeless like an Asian’s flat fuckin tits,

I hit the room and the ladies start throwin fits,

Getting dome in the stall while you’re just taking a piss

Shootin’ skeet… yeah babe make a wish,

The whole world knows she’s already on my naughty list,

Started out in English but became a master of tongues,

Pull out the bong show you why they call me Iron Lung,

I’ll paralyze you like a president with polio,

You dream of murder, shit I got a portfolio

Of evil deeds carried out by these two hands,

Faded all day like my homies jeans from Cope cans.

Some call it ignorance but they don’t know,

Keep it prideful, like confederates at the truck show,

What you know bout rolling coal?

I know ‘lot ‘bout Adderrall.

Me and Yellawolf are some small town white boys

And compared to mine your syllables are white noise

Maybe you don’t have enough of that grey matter,

Cover your ears or get trippy like Mad Hatter

Fall down the rabbit hole, yeah the ride’s kinda rough,

Springs on the bed travel more than a metro bus

All about them legs, yeah I like the curves,

Killed that fuckin keg time to drive drunk SWERVE

Cuz round here the 5-0 rage with us,

Got head from the chief’s daughter in the county SWAT truck

We keep the coffee Irish but its never bout luck,

It’s bout that recklessness, who’s gonna stop us,

You about the MPG well I live by the horses,

Always down to (Get Down Get Down Get Down)

 
little something I tried to throw together...idk how I feel about it or not yet tho, makes me seem pretentious

Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human

What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is

Ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you

And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating

How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating

Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting

For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating

Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
 
rab ability is killin me, you literally have nothinOP's mom, my dick, steady nut bustin'

she ask me for more, continued to keep suckin

she gave me head in your bed, after fuckin left her krutchin

limpin around, and 9 months later

she gave birth to OP, now i'm darth vadar

thats right, i'm your motha fuckin father

she thought i wore a condom but i'm like why bother

 
MK's a bitch and he takes it in the butt

He's only 14 but we all know he's a slut

He's got two hoes their names are Kate and Tay

The sad thing is we all know he's gay

Me Krotch and Philly gang up on this bitch

While Mikey Ruth films it and Cole lights a spliff

Pass that shit to Kody and let him take a puff

Punch OP in the face and eat his moms muff

NS Group Chat killen we mobbin
 
Us newschool riches

think we pull cool bitches

but when you snap to reality

there's a true causality

You see all the vids and propoganda

Makes us kids wan' be vandals

But when push comes to shove

we don't smoke kush, we love

Cause we middle class wiggas

You can fiddle with ya triggas

but until you just accept

that the only to true rep

You'll ever have aint' street

It's that suburban beat

then you'll really be free

You won't wheel on me

You won't call me OP

You won't get shit for free

You won't beat up SFB

You won't IP track me

So work hard in school

Watch them girls twerk hard it's cool

We've all got dreams

But all that I mean

Is when you strip away all of the

bullshit an ways we rip each otha

you'll find that we have a lot more to give

than simply bundles of sticks

and sick claim tricks
 
uh, uh, NS group chat representSo holy, like we heaven sent

Kate's sis is hot as fuck

Every pic I see, I gotta do a dick tuck.

Hide my boner, I'm a loner, like an isotoner,

umbrella, I'm a smooth fella,

making all the bitches wet.

Throwin so many hunnits, I'm in debt

to the club, poppin bub like our commander in chief.

Smoking reef, like keef, i hate being sober so light up some more leaf.

NS group chat, we mobbin'

like a thief, straight robbin'

no hood, outta the burbs we roll

bringing that fire, no smoldering coal

East Coast, West Coast you know

we all scoping dat ass doe

Barney on the vine

Like stinson, big pimpin' on the line

Pick up. Hello? You there?

Just calling cause I thought you care.

Bitch, I don't give a fuck about you.

You left me screwed and tattooed.

Ya boi Krotch with that fire. Album drops 4-1-14 #ModSquad featuring bars from 1337, Gus the Bus, and more.
 
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon

Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume

Some skirts for the eve so I can get some phones

Just rolling in my ride, chilling all alone
 
BEFORE READING, I AM WHITE AND CANT RAP

Op sucks dicksI can't rap worth shit

but i still fuck OP's bitch

because (insert rhyming word here)

This thread is dildos

it's so old it's growing mildew

OP likes to get fucked in the ass

just like his mom in the sack

Fuck OP

black people cant ski

and they can swim either

I'm going to go smell some paint thinner
 
all yall niggas flows so corny, corn flakes, i been eatin this shit all up while you spit your shit all on this site, your girls sittin at home all alone all horny mad cause you aint got the stuff to please her, steeze her, i dont got a clue what i spit that for but since we on a ski thread i might as well show her my bed. sorry i wasnt invied to the party
 
young chop on the beatoh god

woah

truuuuuuu

2 chainz

weezy f baby

ahem ahem

young muuuuulllaaa bayyyybeeee

oh oh oh okay

o block

bang bang

nigga im 3hunna

alright stop the track man
 
The ghosts of 10 dead mobsters post and converse

at red lobster after being fed bed monsters

im still trippin on my last task

after sippin on a glass flask

and inhaling fumes without a gas mask

tall awkward kid rappin

we happened to hit the trees harder than paul walker did
 
Young chop beats Instagram comment to me "your ass gay fuck boi" he blocked me after so I could only view the comment in my pull down notifications. Pics to come
 
Here is OP's newest song titled "cocks"

This is the OP

I like to stick q tips in the hole in my peenI think you know what I mean when I say I like wiener

It means I like cock, cock.cock.

Cock cock cock cock cock

Yeah you think rap is cool you better think again

cause listening to my rap is worse than fucking your twin

and I have have gargled more chodes than there are uncircumcised guys in Berlin

And though I think I win over girls with my rap all it really gets me is cock.

cock cock cock cock cock

I made a thread about my rap

while i gave a handjob to my bro who works at the gap

he got some spunk on his hands and got mad,

boy he gave me a slap

so now I have to fap all alone while I look at cocks

Cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks

 
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