NS Rap Battle

Every day i have to deal with ur girl trya give me a hickey

But in the end all I want is a lickey

Kinda like a knuckball u don't know where I'm going call that shit R.A Dickey

OP try a get into a new clique

And the cliques likes smaller dicks

Macaque's so gay he's sipping on some zero sugar Mtn Dew

I suck at rapping but at least I don't like poo

FUCK YEAH

 
OP delivers, he blocked me right after...

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Crime scene, coppers and sirenes,

Helicopters and highbeams,

the tension is rising,

fiends keeping their pipe clean.

This is what life mean?

A dollar and a dream,

everybody want nice things.

The kid was only 19,

holding his chest now he's fighting

seeing his last breathe its frightning,

the grip on the ghtetto is tightnening,

you try to do the right thing?

they do you just like King.

Now I can hear the night scream,

diamonds and lightbeams,

fucking with bad shots,

hittin people that didn't even mean to fight me.

I've seen neighborhoods in shock,

block exTREMEly hot,

another young teen shot, so rountine to cops.

And i shoulda got good grades,

worked minimum wage,

now I'm laying on the stretcher with nothing in me to save.

Keep it ghetto,

and whatever ghetto you at,

just don't love the ghetto,

cause the ghetto don't love you back.

Wu-tang.

 
The users of NS,

The drunks have distress,

I've passed all the tests,

And become the very best,

Push away all the rest,

Into my little nest.

As the users show angst,

They light up their dank,

Then huddle in a corner,

Cuz' everyone's a loner.

As they hate on material,

Al Gore super cereal,

The hate begins to pass,

The mood improves for the mass.

It is almost over,

We clinch our lucky clovers,

The vibes start to lighten,

The faces start to brighten.

The real love emerges,

As the happiness purges,

The members stopped being whack,

NS is finally back.

-ABalls
 
Thoughts like flocks migrating for the winter,

Writing shit down seems all too familiar,

Lighting shit up I’ve prolly sparked a million,

The present’s just a slice and the rest is infinite,

I’m a mess but won’t stop till I’m killing it,

The beast gotta hunt so that’s where my heart is,

Ya’ll been shunned so run into the darkness,

Sun sets early, that’s why we’re burning crosses

Losses and victories, don’t know left from right,

You’re too confused tho, prolly a hermaphrodite,

Homer from the Oddessey finding me my Aphrodite,

Stoppin at the summit, not a time to sight see,

Drop by your funeral, just to smell the roses,

Had too many options wonderin why I chose this,

The world’s fucking hopeless I’ll show you where the dro is,

This county’s King I love where my home is.

These green peaks hardly ever snowless,

Come check it out and get up in the crow’s nest

Drop it stick it out, to the floor like the homeless

Called bums for a reason, I’ll show you the motion

Drink the potion, home made alcohol,

Up in these hills it’s balls to the wall,

A lot of these faggots talking in that lispy drawl

Brokeback mountain so now we gonna burn y’all

Don’t mean to be rude I’m not really prejudice

Sittin on your couch and you call yourself American?

Complaining about ‘bamacare and taxes, well,

Don’t want to know you fucking fatasses,

Armchair critics don’t know 4 from that cut time,

Learn about the music, the truth’s not in the rhyme,

It’s in the cannon that motherfuckin earthquake,

Knockin out the stadium before you’ve been to first base,

12th man really is the proudest,

Too bad tho these girls are fuckin loudest.

Tryin to act modest but it’s hard round these ass kissers,

Salad tossin, gossiping, and I’m the fucking sinner?
 
If you've probably sparked a million,

I've probably sparked a billion,

21 but feel like an old man dealin' with you children,

Your ego's got you blinded,

Got you thinking you are illin',

But when the lights flash you'll realize your softer than a kitten,

Read whats written,

I'm bitchin,

I'm rich'n,

I'm stitchin',

Up my battle wounds cause thats what men do,

You'll understand one day,

When you graduate from preschool,

So your burnin' crosses? Shit that ain't alright,

I guess your pointed hood is on your head a lil' too tight,

Guess what? your white,

Probably transvestite,

Calling kids hermaphrodites,

That's alright,

I'm mid-flight,

While mommy tucks you in,

And plugs in your night light,

But you're right,

You are a mess,

Need a little OCD,

Here take a screenshot so you can learn to rap like me,

So the worlds hopeless?,

Maybe that's just you,

Keep your dro I'm smoking hash with the whole crew,

"It's so easy to twist you up",

That's a quote straight from Wu,

I think it's time to return to the shed,

With the rest of the tools,

But I heard you stopped by my funeral to pay your last respects,

Well I'm like Letty from Fast and Furious,

Faking my own death,

What's next?,

How about where you're from,

You may think your states the shit but you're far from number 1,

Green peaks hardly snowless?,

That's a contradiction,

While I'm busy writing facts you're still fuckin' 'round with fiction,

Peep my diction,

Northeast born and raised,

If you think this battles even,

You're just a rat caught in my maze,

Please uncross your eyes,

You are starting to look dazed,

But like that guy from Jersey Shore,

You're still gonna get tazed,

To the window,

To the wall,

I've always wondered why you talk with a lipsy drawl,

But the the answer became clearer,

Cause I've always walked before I crawled,

I guess fucking your own cousin's didn't turn out to well for y'all.

GND.

 
What if everything you ever said proved your intellect was missing?Lost in the daze, lost in the haze of your shitty pipe kissin'

Melted away, wasted days to slumpin' and chillin'

One example of your of your delay is when you say

Your mac, when pulled back, makes a sound like "ring ring"

A child of your stature should sing onomatopoeia like things

"Blaow Blaow" or "Pop Pop" sounds more like a gun unlocked

But here you are making pussy ass sounds straight from the top

Of your cerebral, you're not evil just really fucking lost

I'll spew your brains on the sidewalk if you keep up this gun talk

Read a book, further yourself, or you'll be outlined in chalk

Change pace,

You're life is a really long dream,

From the get go

Simplistic styles and scenes,

You can't learn to let go

You ghetto symphony singing

Lost in translation with what I'm bringing

I'm the hip hop prophet, no you can't stop it

Got the key to the industry, when I feel I'll unlock it

Bring the 5 pillars of an emcee to top it

Take over the universe, matter over money

Books and intelligence seeping from humans like honey

It's lovely, still want to battle me?

I'll lock you in with open grate like cattle G

You can stare at your freedom and it's open

Just a few elemental bars making a grate are destroying your hopes and

Dreams

 
alright alright…

you little book worm

you saw me coming i saw you squirm

read all you want but you'll never learn

tryin' to find my weakness you were weak in the knees

like "oh lord take me away like the birds n the bees"

my mouth as a holster and words like blades

stab u in the heart and your world goes grey

a tear from your eye cause u can't defend

your lost and reality starts to bend

right now your confidence is at a stand still

lost all will, questioning your identity

oh shit maybe you should get a new I.D

your brain was fried before you entered this battle

lost all creativity to the alleged school system, trying to further your education

your dull like a kid who writes with one side of a crayon

just trying to find someone to blame your downfalls on

that tear is now a stream, and all your thinking is "oh shit i just got creamed"

your steamed, lost in a dream looking, trying to look mean

you aint shit, and i just proved it.

yee boi, bars been set. what you got bitch?

 
I'll make you weak in the knees so that you can hardly speakJust like Q-Tip said, you'll be S-ing my D

I got layers upon layers of characteristics in me

You're just a stoner with mounds of misfits, simply

I beat with words and thoughts not fists

But I'll bring out 10 knuckles if you wanna get down like this

Lets list of the vortex of who brought up with your text

I'm spiritual, educated, mentally elevated

Read through humans like the X-Ray did

I can shape shift and penetrate

I put the MAN in manipulate

Grab children like putty, melt their minds and make them love me

Then when the time comes I'll have a super emcee army

To take over an spread harmony

Melodic sounds will fill the neighbourhoods

And you, you'll be in jail for good

Just because you questioned my decisions of what should

and shouldn't be done

I write this for fun, and Braeden, as soon as we're done

You know we gonna go buy some cigars, spark up and let the car run.

 
Grabbin children because you're a fucking pedophile

Can't get a woman so you're settlin for 5 year olds

Callin me Midas cuz my life is made of gold

I'll call you Ryan exploring young kids privates

Pretending you're tough like a pirate on the 7 seas

But you're more like a wave swallowing the semen

Just another slave living to build my Pyramid

I could own Giza you're just soundin like a geezer

Have your mom over here I'll make sure I please her

Throw me the Owl man imma roll us all a bleezy

I'm tellin you what's up but no hard feelings

Even the worst of us sounds better than Weezy on ceilings
 
yo macaque

why don't you ride some cock eh?

tha sitch is you everyone's bitch

now i got a twitch

ridin switch

you ain't got no flow

lookin low like you need that rogane foam mo fo'

Diped here sayin y'all got duped double:

double trouble,

oh rebuttals comming next

why you looking so vexed?

is it cuz I'm so freshed?

*drops mic, walks off in white manner whilst audience boos because white kids shouldn't rap.
 
Who says I only grab children? I'm no pedophileI snatch people on your whole neighbourhood mile

Brainwash them until they unravel with a smile

And take over with their kung fu style

I can get wild,

Check one, I didn't call you Midas

Don't pull pretend out of sky dust

Why would ya lie ta us?

Check two, I'll beat your ass with my shoe

So don't call me Ryan

I'll leave you bloodied on the sidewalk cryin'

You're shallow, dreaming large, egos flyin'

Forget your holistics, we'll go straight for the logistics

Saying you'll enslave me? That better have been a misprint

I've got a mean right hook twist, knock you to the floor, watch you twitch

Slowly take out my veiny dick, put a runny glob of spit on it

Get it all nice and slobbery, grab your tongue and pull....

Ah, too graphic I went on a tangent

Doctor said to get it under management

Sorry you had to imagine it

Really, I am

With that I quit, well maybe not just yet

I just gotta let my mood sift

Slowly and surely no need to be swift

Hey, let me ask you

You ever take astronomy?

Knowing you're little particles worried about economy?

Rings a sad song to me,

Waste of nature and earth modernly

All these cycles so motherly

That makes rivers sing so touchingly

The mountain springs run cold and lovingly

The vast valleys walled so seductively

Where forests carpet so uninterruptedly

Plants and animals live constructively

Earth, so fully of melodic modesty

Particles at perfect temperature to escape nullity

On this beautiful planet that you, you live on

But one moment you're here, next you're gone

Guess why? A metallic tool was withdrawn

With galactic powers two elements hit square on

Produced a flash and a spark was born

To flash brass into your head

When I shot off this fucking planet

Imaginate damage causes panic.

 
Trying to insult my friend? ya better make amendslike an army of two we always come through

gorilla tacticians but aggressively come blastin'

why'd you come asking for trouble masking your rubble

hidden safe in your bubble but easily popped

such a homo i see your wearing a crop top

double penetration without lube

we're crude and rude

left behind like a rape victim bleeding n bruised

anus so wide now you need glue

your a disgrace to this race

a cocky asshole now put in his place

talking about rolling owls n shit

i don't think your heads straight, not one bit

can't please his mom cause you can't find the clit

an imbecile, the town idiot

its so funny you think you're sick

you started this thread but can't handle the heat

newslines read "OP GOT BEAT!"

intellectual catastrophe

you probably use spell check when you miss an apostrophe

can't get laid so your dick swells and you can't pee

successful you'll never be, if i use reverse proverbs

can you still follow or turn around backwards?

are my words too big? if so then read my sig.

 
Your talking gay bro.

your wacker than playdough

how you can you hate so

talking bout rape though?

double penetration? Youre penalized

for penial castration, popped a bubble,

OPs starting trouble, popped your first AHOLE

no hesitation,

exorcist line was tight...levitation

But youre ATROLL, BO

Your B.O.s so gross it froze a gorillas nose

The girls go for mo

Cause the way you rhyme its like your brains in

MEGA MO

Hallo

your prolly soft like jello

following fellows to the bed

sallowing cum your fed

hollowing rectums while watching elmo

Like OPEN SESAME

How goes your vasectomy?

How was that popsicle...ecstasy?

Historcially Ive had historictomies over

misdirected gs who dont use protection

when they bust a lyrical nut all over trolling assholes who dont ski. -stoopididy

 
You got it all wrong right now ive got your sisters thong and i told her to fuck off so i could hit the bong

You wanna challenge go play fish cause you cant handle this dish

Across the nation i cant stay in one station

Ur mom called me and wants the doggy position a dick so smooth it glistens all the while your just wishin you didnt enter this conflict

Everywhere i go im labeled explicit

Your sittin extra ordinary im sittin extrordinary

I do this proffesionally

With a grin cause your sisters still begging to fuck me

I work my words to make my rhymes better than yours i try to keep my skills confedential but your testin me into brutality as you weep my skills grow exponentially i think its essential you take notes cause your dumb so stop taking tokes

My mind is bloaghted the membrane is weak and at night i cant sleep ive got anger built up waiting for a victim so i can bust my nut im crushing your dreams like a wide load truck i hear your distress calls for mercy but bitch please do like your sis and get on your knees
 
Nah, that was all just a bad dream

your like a crack fiend

with your key board

eeyoore

depressed cause you cant

score more than a poor whore

that you molest or your stressed

for your dicks tested by a long corridor

your chicks uglier than a sick boar gettin roasted

in mordor, open the morgue, call the coroner

you died drinking a corona in a corner store

after you saw this reply,

im sly, weave yarns, keep this thread on a fine line

its prime time, rick, i sip burgundy fine wine, im slick

ya dick, a sex panther to a chick, your next banter is my wish

your dish is far from delicious, close to fictious

your mistress is misdressed, a misfit with no tits at best

youve messed with the best

jumped out of your nest

your too young for this test

im at the crest, you are less

unless you call me your brother

you should find a phone, dial one,

then call your busted mother

ask her if she remembered to wash

the disgusting covers

she liked my lethal weapon you can call me

Danny Glover

our night was no panties and uppers

you know, xanis for the pain when I cuffed her

puffed tough then went in rough but she didnt suffer

Its a bummer, guess daddy never loved her

I numbed her like novacaine

Listen novice its over k.

 
Rapping like 8th graders cause maybe we are,

smoking the finest cigars in our fast-ass cars,

mommy and daddy are the reason that we made it this far,

taking you to war as if my name was fucking Mars.

Now Bo0b you can fuck off with your judgmental tune,

I'll hit a homer off you in the 11th inning, Aaron Boone,

You are smelly and your farts are known to clear a room,

A girls face on a dudes body, I should call you Jon. (as in Jon Olsson)

So fuck you silly noob cause you don't know shit,

I rap with Eminem, you can hear me, just flip over the disk,

I know you spend most of you time in your basement playing Risk,

That's cool you fucking tool but you're still a bitch.

Was that white enough for you?

 
Calling me Jon Ollson is the highest of praise

and yes that rap was great, I'd say the whitest today

And that's really saying something when posting on shit thread

How are there enough related parents for all you to get bred?

I get bread, just kidding I'm paid minimum wage

hurt my feelings and I'll call my mom, she's full of feminine rage

I'm not even being serious I'm still the best in this thread

You're a bunch of pigfuckers, like having sex with the feds

Granite state you can get hit with a granite slate

I'm done here, you white kids you've all been reprimanded, great.

 
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incredible. this moves me
 
Nobody can take a dildo like OP

If you're talking shit you can suck this D

When I'm at OP's moms house she gets on her knees

OP's mom is always fucking with me

Then I stick it in her butt and pee

Clean the mess up with my xxxl tall tee
 
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