NS marriages!

petek

petek

Active member
ok, i have an idea! First in line is me and Sarah Oates! I still need a best man, but she has a maid of honour allready picked out. Go us!

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine

ralph, you're on special team

YAYY!!!!
 
im liking this...a new NS.com adventure...

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'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes

CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*

-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor

representin Northeast***

im UNDerGRouND

 
*sigh* winter needs to get here damn quick

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
well i need a best man

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine

ralph, you're on special team

YAYY!!!!
 
are same sex marriages allowed??? if so, shotgun teddy, sam, matt (all of you named matt), and pat, cause he's small and cuddly, like say... FRODO!

-Pat

WBP|films

you're all so worthless
 
^Hahaha Pat

Yay, it's gunna be so pretty! I already have dibbs on half of the cake.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
 
thanks but no thanks, your out of my leaged.

I'll be the best man, so I can cheat on you

Matt

Member 2912

2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
 
my name is matt...i feel special.

ShortSkiChick: 'If you ever get to meet a clown don't be afraid!'

ShortSkiChick: shit dude, I'd smack it and RUUUNNN

matty jeronimo: hahaha

matty jeronimo: EXACTLY
 
Next up are 221 and Lateralis. Any objections?

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
 
my name is matt...i feel special.

Matt

Member 2912

2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
 
^will you marry me?

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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
 
^lol that was aimed to shortskichick... lol

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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
 
yeah dude i'm definitely up for that...but i dunno about marrying you..because you're like from new hampshire...and i dunno if my family would like that...like we don't have your kind of religion here...

- Patrick·patproductions.com

Looks like rain to me.
 
yeah dude i'm definitely up for that...but i dunno about marrying you..because you're like from new hampshire...and i dunno if my family would like that...like we don't have your kind of religion here...

- Patrick·patproductions.com

Looks like rain to me.
 
sickos

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
Hahahah Sara, you're engaged to like 6 people now, geez.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
 
Ohh, gotcha. So who are you REALLY married to?

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
 
but we have the same posts

Matt

Member 2912

2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
 
ooooooo shit! well you have 1000 more posts than me

Matt

Member 2912

2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
 
pat can't marry pat. pat melvin's family doesn't allow marriages... outside of the family.

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
how about Sara and Sarah are married, now that is good

Matt

Member 2912

2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
 
me and filmingbitch are gonna get hitched. but not cause right now she's like 15. in a few years the gap wont seem as large and then maybe...

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
can i be the guy that fucks the bride the night before the wedding?

NS.com has officially hit a new low!

This crying, this screaming, my voice is being born!

Leader of the Silent Army

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
^^that's my job sorry bro

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My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
 
the interesting thing is that male overpopulate this site...so in order for no onee to overlap partners...the guys must indeed face the fact that they are gonna be hitched together

oh well

if anyone needs a maid of honor...ill do it

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'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes

CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*

-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor

representin Northeast***

im UNDerGRouND

 
eeeet's ok me sancho

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My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
 
I call nrthfacer for my second wife cause she's sounds smart.

although she didn't rule out the possibility that some women may get hitched together, and in some cases some women might get killed cause noone on here would ever want to marry them. I think we all know the sisters I'm talking about

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
hahhaa....this is turning out to be like a nightmare out of Salt Lake City...acting a little mormon are we? two wives?!?! (no, im not dissing the mormons...they cool)

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'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes

CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*

-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor

representin Northeast***

im UNDerGRouND

 
no its like in the Hunt for the Red October.

I need one in Canada, and one in the States

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
hahhaha alright...sounds good

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'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes

CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*

-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor

representin Northeast***

im UNDerGRouND

 
ill be ur best man, the best mans always the one she cheats on u with first, right?

the-east-isnt-that-bad:Have you seriously considered laying off the cocaine for a while man?

www.nssnow.cjb.net

^go ther and support the skiing community
 
I dont share my women. I need all the time I have with my wives. when I'm with nrthfacer or filmingbitch there wont be a free moment LOL

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
Hahahaha yeahhhhhh Jo! Can I be your maid of honor! I'll help you plan it and pick out your dress! You two will make a great couple!

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
 
me and 221 are already, we eloped a couple months but we had some altercations already about which color we should paint the kitchen, we had to go with his magenta color, you know who wants to wear the pants now eh, stupid hoe

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
err... yes. well, i give the best sex here so line up (men too).

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Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
 
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