NS marriages!

Aww, poor Stef. Maybe neither of you should

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
 
if this works there are going to be a whole lot of gay marriages

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
my friend went to his gay uncles wedding last night, guess who was the best man? His mom!

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine

ralph, you're on special team

YAYY!!!!
 
hey, if sarah and pete get a divorce... SHES MINE!

the-east-isnt-that-bad:Have you seriously considered laying off the cocaine for a while man?

www.nssnow.cjb.net

^go ther and support the skiing community
 
Harvey and Pebbles. Anybody remember?

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
well since sarah already got married, im gonna take oO~sKiErGirL~Oo as my bride because she has bigger skis than i do.

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
 
Wugga? Hahahaahah Chris you're awesome. Do you even know her real name? Hmm? I do!

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
 
i want to be engaged. i like sex

Hey farva, whats that resturaunt you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mossarlla sticks?....... Shenanigans, your talkin about shenanigans right?
 
I'm divorcing filmingbitch (mary) she's cheating on me! the nerve of that girl!! argh. oh well I will gourge on stacey's cakes, oh sarah, if u only u lived on Ontario u could have some...

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
I know the harlet! LOL jks jks

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
Any ladies want to marry Ryan (thats me). You, (yes you), could win a fabulous trip to ryans bedroom when his parents are out :O!. marry up now.

ONly while supplies last.

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin

 
I'm in! oh shit wait ryan, that's a guy's name, must go shower, oh so dirty

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
ok thats it sarah, if I come to alyeska we're skiing, fighting, buying me beer. wow sounds like we're married....

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
I can take you, fool. I'm badass. All big and buff and strong. I got the guns.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
 
that whole threat thing worked till big and buff, now I'm laughing, but its killing me.....

ur on!

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
if I go to alyeska we're fighting and putting money down on it. or at least making the bets interesting... I got a bet in mind...

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
i call dibs on...... damnit, everyone's taken! i call dibs on the first NS divorce!

___________________

- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

In Memory of Phrosty

N2S Media

Formerly Need2Ski69
 
mary was divorced by me but she has someone new who dont ski....

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
Hahahaha Moe... You know I'll destroy you. This is my territory up here, and I never lose

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
 
be prepared to change that never... poor choice of words since ur going up against me

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
I already won. :) There is no contest here, hehe

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
 
u won eh? how come I'm holding the gold medal, trophy, bottle of champagne and ur underwear...

scratch that last part.... hehehe jks jsk

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
so mary got divorced eh, well then. im hers. seeing as we ski together every weekend in the winter may as well be married. plus she has the biggest, fattest, juciest, pizza pockets. they are homemade, brings em for lunch everyday.

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Ontario represent.

NS Skaters Cult
 
ye but now u gotta deal with her new man. dont mess with him.

ps (i dont know him)

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
u won eh? how come I'm holding the gold medal, trophy, bottle of champagne and ur underwear...

scratch that last part.... hehehe jks jsk

You're holding the gold medal and trophy because you're waiting for me to get situated on the podium so you can give them to me... The champagne because it's gross and I let you have it (I have my own shit, hahaha)... and my underwear because you're a stalker and raided my drawer while I was out.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
 
okay so whos in line to marry the sexy me.

jon? erik?

hahaha

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BC Fusion

'Skier Tested, Mother Approved'

Check out the Website:

www.BC-Fusion.com

 
and they smell glorious sarah, jks jks

never smelled panties and for some reason cant say its on my list of things to do tonite...

oh shit the trophy is urs, its cause I've won it soo many times I'm not allowed to compete again, well enjoy ur win... even though I woulda kicked ur ass. u'll find out if I come to alyeska this december

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
the good thing is, moe, if you lose one wife, you always have another one left over!moi

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.joei.

Girls of NS represent

busted knees 4 LIFE
 
*Searches for prey*

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
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