NS Bumper Stickers

excuse my driving, i'm currently replying to threads on NS.com

caution: makes wide pow turns.

How's my Jibbing? 1-800-NewSchoolers.com

 
"Even my car has afterbang" and just about everything from Bangor is awesome. This entire thread is hilarious, so many freakin hilarious entries.
 
I think theres a good case to be made that five different bumper stickers would be the perfect package to represent the NS community:

-One for the jibber in us all: somethin like "i brake for handrails" or "ill lipslide your box if..."

-One for the pow days: I liked "caution: makes wide pow turns" or "drop cliffs not bombs"

-One that only skiers would get: like "I ride fat twins" or some gaper pawn

-One that pawns on our own computer lurking: one of the lines about n00bs, FIRST!?!?!?ing, or lollercoasters

-And one thats an inside NS joke: Definately "how do you get to chads..." or "cool story hansel"

I think this would be better than trying to squeeze one phrase out of this hilarious thread and you could pick one or more stickers that relate most to you. Hopefully you guys have the option to be a little flexible cause these would be dope sold as a pack!
 
I dont brake for gapers
ns.com

Vacation skiers be wary
ns.com

I brake for snow bunnies
ns.com

We rock it hard
ns.com
 
didn't look to see if this has been posted, but in some video i recently watched a video and they showed a sticker that said "when hell freezes over, i'll ski thee too."
 
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yaaaay thats mine,

or it could be, "this honor student afterbangs"

iether way, that would be so awesome if that got picked
 
I don't think "stfu noob" or "pwnd" or suff like that should be put on a bumper sticker that represents NS. THose frases didn't start here.

I like "I ride fat twins"! i'd def. buy that one!
 
you should make one like your icon. have like a skier coming up, then jumping, hand dragging the NS, and then show him/her landing. might be kinda big for a bumper sticker but im sure you could figure out how to make it.
 
(ALL of my quotes could have "newschoolers.com" or "NS" on them but i put that on only a few)

LIVE TO SKI,

SKI TO LIVE. NS

The Mountain is where we live

The Mountain is what we do.

Summer is Intermission for Ski Season.

You just got rick roll'd.

Honk if you wish it was snowing

newschoolers.com

When is doubt, resort to newschoolers.com

Shredding Gapers since '99

Cool Story Hansel

newschoolers.com

I Wish it was snowing

newschoolers.com

WTB: SNOW! -NS

Re-Creating Skiing since '99 -NS

 
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