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my other ride is a chairlift.

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ahaha:

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skiing is like a drug.

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skiing is like a drug. get some.

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props to skibumsmith for that one.

skiing is like crack. get your rocks off.

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...... i disturb myself sometimes.
 
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better than porn.

pornski

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(probably can't use these two, but hell:)

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black where it counts.

ski porn!

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Bishop 6:9 - Thou shalt newschoolers.com

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tickles in a funny place.
 
Check out my kangaroo flip attempt
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Get off my ass, you karma whore
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No that wasnt a backflip, Gaper.
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Newschoolers.com, wheres your nature valley.

I'd rather be on Newschoolers.

Yes my fat twins have two tails
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My fat twins will go both ways
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WWWD?

what would wallisch do.....pretzle that shit

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the fat twins ones are sick

gaper control unit

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NS.com...

more G than (insert rapper here)

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cause cali p is way better than (insert rapper here)

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cause bishop said so

frustrated? lonely? need to talk?

LM can help with that

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My skis have more rocker in them than ac/dc

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cause if u ride one plank ur gay

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cause if u ride one plank your obviously compensating for something

Legalize handrails

give the cops other things to do like protect and serve

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I survived the april fools rickroll of 2008

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I survived the site crash of (i forget the year)

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cause runescape died

watch my bumper jib your windshield

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i put on my robe and wizard hat, then pee in her butt

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"wanna get high? ride your twins with pride" newschoolers.com

" freeskiing because most sports only require one ball" ns.com

"im rad, your rad lets ski" ns.com

"huge pants, wide stance, fat skis, cork 3s" ns.com

"when you cant shred it, air it, stomp it and AFTERBANG!" ns.com

"riding switch since 98'' ns.com

 
My skis cost more than this car.

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My skis are fatter than yours.

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better than sex

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Newschoolers first

Homework later

When your ski movies get boring cause you've seen them a thousand times

consider Newschoolers.com

Looking for a good time?

Don't get a prostetute.

instead Newschoolers.com

Wanna start an argument with someone you don't know about something stupid.

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I like pie.

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JIB THE SHIT

my fat twins dont go down...

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id hit it

NO POOLS... NO BRAKES!!!

skiing is like sex.. when its good its good
when its bad, its still fuckin good

Searchbar! get schooled NS.com

(girls) yeah, im exprerienced

i post my pics on NS

all wth an NS logal before after or above obviously
 
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I've got a die cut anon on my back window, a die cut freeskier on my left trunk window, might as well put a die cut ns sticker on the right drunk window
 
how about this?

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Because racing was never that fun

Got afterbang?

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makin winter last since '99

 
IF HELL FREEZES OVER, ID SKI THAT TO!

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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS SNOWBOARD

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iSKI

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SKIER ON BOARD

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