Kyle:
  Butters,
  can't you see this is wrong? You've got little boys all over school spending
  all their lunch money on kisses. Boys shouldn't be paying for kisses. It's
  wrong.
  Butters:
  Kyle,
  every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you've got a
  girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. You've gotta
  take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listenin' to
  all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. [Kyle turns
  to see Stan, who's listening to Wendy over at the merry-go-round] Why
  he's gotta sit there and lsiten to her stupid motherfuckin' problems 'cause
  she kisses him. If you ask me, that's a lot more than the
  five dollars my company charges.