No Fap February 2K14

still going strong. i just need to make it to valentines day. i have a fantastical date planned for this chick i know who has to at LEAST jerk me off on her face or tits or something.
 
I dont get the point of not fapping. i banged a girl the other night, and then jacked off later the next day. it feels good. so i do it.
 
I don't know what's weirder: that we're all not jerking it all month or that we're all going to be jerking it come march first.
 
lost. disappointed in myself but actually surprised i made it 10+ days, definitely felt a little more aggressive but couldn't focus for the life of me. BOOBS
 
by that logic its weird to think everybody not doing no fap feb is all fapping today, tomorrow, the next day, and twice the day after that
 
Started like a week or so before Feb 1st... I've been so aggressive around people who annoy me but at least my bouldering abilitrs have benefited from the extra testosterone levels
 
Ok guys I gotta tell you, this is is good but you won't notice any improvement whatsoever. I haven't fap since january the 2nd and yes it feels good to be able to do so but you are not going to turn into another man, as soon as february finishes you will be all horny as fuck and will masturbate the very same day, so no improvement for you, you just stopped masturbating for a month nothing else.
 
having balls doesnt mean much. i tried this no fap thing once....once. i made it 4 hours only because i was at work while i made the bet. i am obviously not master of my domain.
 
it's just dinner at an upscale restaurant where i preordered an entre that i know she loves, a bottle of her favorite wine, flowers with a card full of lolz inside jokes.

fairly standard in the technique, but i think my delivery and style points will win her heart and DAT ASSSSSSSS.
 
Kyle:

Butters,

can't you see this is wrong? You've got little boys all over school spending

all their lunch money on kisses. Boys shouldn't be paying for kisses. It's

wrong.

Butters:

Kyle,

every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you've got a

girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. You've gotta

take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listenin' to

all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. [Kyle turns

to see Stan, who's listening to Wendy over at the merry-go-round]
Why

he's gotta sit there and lsiten to her stupid motherfuckin' problems 'cause

she kisses him. If you ask me, that's a lot more than the

five dollars my company charges.
 
this is not fun
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I'm lucky my face didn't look like this after the explosion that my losing induced. Monitor, keyboard, carpet - they weren't so lucky.
 
yeah i cheated a few times. fuck. ill finish off these last 5 days strong though.

i had a bit of a fap weekend. and i had some junk food. one of those selfy weekends that just needed to happen.
 
After losing pretty much right away I made it 20 days straight but lost again last night (shit was so cash). 2 fap February is decent I guess
 
I went for like 5 days at the beginning of feb. but since then its been pretty much at least once a day I don't think I will ever seriously try this.
 
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