Nipples got a girl pregnant

Imagine the conversation this girl will have to have with her family explaining how she slept with a random guy named Nipples at ski camp and got pregnant.
 
yeaaa nippsss

but... is this actually true? if so his dad is so chill about it or is trying to be cool for ns
 
shut the fuck up kid hes a better dad than u'll ever be nothing is wrong with having kids as a teen my parents were 16 and 17 when i was born and my grandparents were and are a huge part of my life so yeah good dad good grand dad and u sir are an idiot
 
while i'm all for people having kids, and i myself want kids. and i'm 20. and congrats nip's. but wow the amount of responsibility in the ski culture, actual culture in general is insanely off. As is the general lack of respect for women. I'm shocked by some of what i've read and abortion/beating of women concepts have come up.

The fact that some of you even would sugguest it joking or not is kind of sick.

but w/e

This isn't aimed at Nips/Rob, just those giving opinions leading towards abuse/disrespect.

Congrats Nips/Rob if it is true.
 
You took that wayyy too seriously. Calm down. Clothes hangar, kicking in the baby maker and stair jokes are all in good fun. No one would actually do that (unless of course fucked in the head).

This thread is jokes. So jump on the bandwagon and start with congratulations! Name her Clitoris!
 
So we are sure the baby is a girl - amazing after just a day (modern technology never ceases to amaze). Anyhoo, if the mother is latina, how about naming the baby Nipplita.
 
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Man, I'm so stoked for you dude. Its gonna be sick. Changing diapers and wiping buttholes and kissing booboos is gonna be a whole new experience for you. Props dogg :)
 
the thing about awesome stories is it doesn't even matter if it's true or not, it still is amazing. a lot of us might think it's fake, but it still is funny, and made my day x2
 
woah this thread needs to stop...sooo much hate on such a mondo joke...i think it HAS gone a little far though...i mean nipples probably hasnt even got hair on his peaches yet
 
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