Nipples got a girl pregnant

i honestly dont belive this, if so nipples will be the worst dad ever. ok maybe not the worst but pretty bad
 
Are you kidding? Nipples' kid will come from a long line of awesome. First, PapaSteeze/GrandpaSteeze. Then (obviously), Nipples. His spawn will only perfect previous generations of awesome.
 
well do you know nipples, cause i do. so personally i dont think he will have a clue what to do, i wouldnt
 
Well obviously I was being very, very serious. But.. seriously (really this time), he has Papasteeze as a guide. But even more seriously, yeah he would still make a terrible dad. The kid would be a riot though.
 
Haha no, but you are the only one who actually thinks Nipples knocked a girl up. Sexercised? Probably. Pregnacised? Nope...
 
newschoolers.com is to blame for this. I heard nipples approached said girl and simply used the NS greeting of "How do you get to the Chads from the bottom of Alta" and the whistler hood rat mistook his simple introduction as sexual innuendo and did the dirty deed, resulting in the production of said child.
 
I knew I would have to go back into the picture archives and find this sometime.

it's sideways, deal with it.

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nipples is all about getting nekked and crawling into bed with girls.
 
Nipples is rumored to sweat like a mother fucker while sleeping. I dont even know how that girl could handle it, kid's straight grime.
 
Do nothing except leave a link to this thread on his bed saying, "Mah Boy!"

or do the crib idea and just leave the link to the thread in it.

either way make sure he reads this.

Or maybe he's already read it?
 
nips home yet? i still cant belive he hasnt posted up his story....by the way how long was he at camp cuz if its just 1 sesh i dont believe it but if it was like 3 it totally happened. also pics of this dame are in order.
 
okay.... i think ispeak for most of NS when i say this..... we NEED......

1-nipples to give us his story

2-pics of this chick

3-pics/video/statement of parents reaction

4-dramatic reeanactment of the evil deed
 
yeah he is home now and with the time change along with making him go to work this morning at 7am (about 3am whistler time) he is asleep still recovering.. he isn't talking!

I'll have him post something tomorrow night.
 
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