Nipples got a girl pregnant

hahahahaha nipples you stupid fuck. I'm so happy i just watched the original nipples video...that week at camp was one of the funniest weeks of my life, we're all so fucking young!

I hope this shit isn't true
 
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Papasteeze if its true just hope the girl was a hotty..at loon when we went we got some girls and i cock blocked nips so bad...they were beat and the one wanted him...but i said no and did all that i could..now that kid would have looked like it had down syndrome...the girl was a beast and ugly...
 
haha..by the end of the trip..nipples was telling her "bitch shut up", "get out of the car whore", "your ugly", "why don't you just go home". "Who the hell invited you", "Shut up whore and never talk again", and a couple more "your ugly's".

probably the funniest quote of the trip

"Bitch you look like a moose, get out of the car and stand infront of the moose crossing sign so i can take your picture"
 
i cant believe i just read this entire fucking thread and i have a few thingds to say, A) yes sex is better without a rubber, which is why if u have a steady gf with chill parents, get her to tell them if they dont put her on birthcontrol they are gonna be grandparents, B) congrats nips, i dont know you, but props for losing it as a 14 year old, C) nips that sucks she might be knocked up, D) your famous!, E) YOUR GONNA BE A DADDY!!!!, F) your also kinda retarded, but oh well....

so yeah

and i really wanna hear this story
 
Yeah but just think how epic this would be if it was real. The kids life would be on NS from even before he/she is born
 
truth! haha it would be great, as soon as she/he would learn how to read it reads this thread HAHA
 
well itd be kinda a dick move to show the kid this thread. i mean showing your dads reaction when your born being the middle finger to a kid is even worse than knowing yor a mistake. haha would be funny though
 
No no no... this thread is for when he hits puberty. It would scar him for life any time before then. Even at puberty it would be pretty damaging but it has to happen some time.
 
Ok so I've thought long and hard about what i should name my child and i have came across the name EHEATH or something along tho lines. Now the rumor is that their TWINS!!!!!!!!!
 
is your kid going to be a fat postwhore faggot? no offense eheath, just saying...

btw nipples your the man
 
HAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahaahhaahahahahahhaahahhaahhaahahha that is the best thing i have heard since someone wrote a "ban eheath" post threads in non-ski gabbar
 
^Hahahahaha yes... next time I'm on NS I want Knocked Up: Nipples Edition to be on the front page with a picture of the lucky lady and a full interview with both parties. Or at least one with Nipples.
 
Where the hell does a 14-year-old kid at summer camp meet a girl who isn't also at summer camp? Kid must have legendary game.
 
if you read the thread you would figure it out. basicaly nipples is grandpasteeze's son and hes insane at skiing and partying , all of this at a young age
 
you have it all wrong.

napples is the long lost son of tom walnuts who lost him on a trip to find chads gap.

napples is credited with railing a girl while at summer camp, inventing the cotton gin, and bringing freestyle skiing to the west coast.
 
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