New Omegle Option

[the_moderaper]

They now let you ask a question and watch as two randoms answer it and debate. Hilarity ensues.

Go for it.

 

[malonius_funk]

I just asked how to get from chad's gap from the bottom of alta and someone posted trollface.

 

[[evan]]

im doing this right now

 

[malonius_funk]

how can you answer the questions?

 

[[evan]]

They thought i was stranded at chads gap...LOL

 

[EthanH*]

Thats what I was wondering..

 

[[evan]]

did i just get rick rolled?

 

[the.cheat]

lol

dead baby pills- go

Stranger 2: Do I like them? No.

Stranger 2: Do I want them? Yes.

 

[[evan]]

im sorry, but this is beautiful

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[[evan]]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

I FUCKING PUNCHED MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THENWEWALKEDTHEDINSAUR?!?!?!

Stranger 2: OPEN THE DOOR

Stranger 2: GET ON THE FLOOR

Stranger 2: EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR.

Stranger 2: ...That is all.

Stranger 2 has disconnected

 

[aaron@summit]

i fucking love omegle hahahaha

 

[[evan]]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

I am cleverbot. You're a bitch.

Stranger 1: hey asl

Stranger 2: nice try Slenderman

 

[ryan.c]

how do you ask a questions? it just puts me into a chat with someone else

 

[ryan.c]

nvm its "spy mode"

 

[the.cheat]

Britney Spears Barbara Streisand and Sara Jessica Parker- fuck one kill one marry one

Stranger 1: ewww

Stranger 2: kill them all

Stranger 1: HAHAH

Stranger 2: and eat the corpses

Stranger 1 has disconnected

 

[Rager]

how do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger 2:[/b] uh

Stranger 1:[/b] Chad's gap?

Stranger 2:[/b] you um

Stranger 1:[/b] Sounds gay

Stranger 2:[/b] lmfao

Stranger 1:[/b] Like

Stranger 1:[/b] Chode

 

[Billy_B]

I asked

How do I answer questions?

Stranger 1:[/b] By going to the normal chat place and disconnecting.

Stranger 1:[/b] Do it enough and you'll see this beta box

Stranger 1:[/b] Good luck.

there you go!

 

[3-6-steeze]

How do you answer questions? it just makes me ask a question

 

[ryan.c]

i assume if you're talking to someone, it will ask you? havent figured that out yet.

but ive asked "do you prefer white black or yellow" and the responses have been awesome

 

[ryan.c]

Question to discuss:

what do you prefer, white black or yellow?

Stranger 1: white

Stranger 2: blue

Stranger 2: people?

Stranger 2: or

Stranger 1: BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW

Stranger 2: lolol

Stranger 2: MY PENIS

Stranger 2: IS SOOO BIG

Stranger 2: THAT WHEN U CLOSE UR EYES

Stranger 1: ah

Stranger 2: IT DISSAPEARS

Stranger 2: yellow~~

Stranger 1: white

Stranger 1: awkward...

Stranger 2: Yellow

Stranger 1: depends o what you're talking about

Stranger 1: my favorite color is orange, actually

Stranger 2: Lol I like yellow

Stranger 1:

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Stranger 1: yeloo

 

[ryano]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

can i tap dat?

Stranger 2: what?

Stranger 1: go ahead and tap that glass.

Stranger 1: the sharks wont like it.

Stranger 2: I ate the shark

Stranger 2 has disconnected

 

[ryan.c]

hmm this is fun:

Question to discuss:

in the pink, or in the stink?

Stranger 2: la pink

Stranger 1: what does this even mean?

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: think about it

Stranger 2: it took me half a second

Stranger 2: no?

Stranger 1: OH

Stranger 1: I GET IT

Stranger 2: hahahaha

Stranger 1: OH MY GOD.

Stranger 1: what the fuck?

Stranger 1: this is a gross question.

Stranger 2: yeah

Stranger 2: i agree

Stranger 2: but i've never heard it before

Stranger 2: ok bye

we should have a competition to see how many responses you get from a question you ask. ready? go! that one has 16

 

[Chubz.]

Fake boobs or real boobs?

Stranger 2: real!

Stranger 1: REAL.

Stranger 1: Well, mine are real, lmao

Stranger 2: mine too

Stranger 1: xD

Stranger 2: i like them a lot

Stranger 2: my only complaint is the hairy nipples

Stranger 2: not cool

Stranger 1: Lmao xD

Stranger 2: and plucking that shit seems to painful

Stranger 2: so i just cut the hairs with tiny miniature scissors

Stranger 1: It sounds so.

Stranger 2: but they're still there

Stranger 1: Well, go get em waxed.

LOL

 

[Chubz.]

What are the best pick up lines?

Stranger 1: Hey. Wanna fuck?

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 1: Short and simple.

Stranger 1: NO. I was answering the question.

Stranger 2: Hey lady, ever done it in a suitcase

Stranger 2: if you're a midget

 

[JWoods]

YES I JUST FOUND ONE OF YOU NEWSCHOOLERS ON THERE WITH THE CHAD'S GAP QUESTION!!! HOW DO I BECOME AN ANSWERER?

 

[icyburr]

K, so i just impregnated my sister. Should i kill my cousin and make my parents watch?
Have yet to get a response

 

[Owl]

they're ruthless!

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

how to tie shoes

Stranger 1:[/b] loop loop pull through pull tight

Stranger 1:[/b] u know

Stranger 2:[/b] yes i know

Stranger 1:[/b] me too

Stranger 2:[/b] its simple

Stranger 1:[/b] dumbass poster doesn't tho

Stranger 1:[/b] fuckin 12 yr old cunts.

 

[Dwarftosser1]

Question to discuss:

Is it wrong to have sex with your cousin, like ecb?

Stranger 1: No.

 

[JWoods]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

K, so i just impregnated my sister. Should i kill my cousin and make my parents watch?

Stranger 1:[/b] YES.

Stranger 2:[/b] yes!

Stranger 1:[/b] THAT'S HOT.

Stranger 2 has disconnected

 

[Mavrck]

yesssss awesome

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

would your rather haymaker Beiber in the jugular or the girl from the "friday" song?

Stranger 1: Rebbecca Black

Stranger 2: yeah

Stranger 1: I rather suck Justin Beiber's dick then listen to friday

Stranger 2: or my moment

 

[Owl]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

best place to hide a body? (in a rush)

Stranger 1:[/b] ocean

Stranger 1:[/b] idk

Stranger 1:[/b] im a virgin

Stranger 1:[/b] cant even hide my penis

Stranger 1:[/b] in a body

Stranger 1 has disconnected

 

[JWoods]

So whenever I ask people how to get a girl pregnant they just tell me to pee in her butt, is that really how it works?

Stranger 2:[/b] yes.

Stranger 1:[/b] yes

Stranger 2:[/b] trust me.

Stranger 1:[/b] it has happened to me

Stranger 2:[/b] your urine will impregnate her.

Stranger 1:[/b] thats how i got my gf pregnant with our triplets

Stranger 2:[/b] Oh...I see.

Stranger 1:[/b] but then she aborted them

Stranger 2:[/b] :O

Stranger 1:[/b] with my dick

Stranger 2:[/b] ah.

Stranger 1:[/b] giggdy

Stranger 2:[/b] giggidy.

 

[Dwarftosser1]

Question to discuss:

Do you know who Tammy Wallnuts is?

Stranger 2: No, but I know who Jimmy Gofuckyourself is

Stranger 1 has disconnected

 

[Mavrck]

alot of these people are miserable. Like lighten up a bit. I've been doing a bunch of would you rather questions and mad people are like neither thats dumb or in response to the "marry fuck kill" ones he responds with i dont have a wife. YEAH probably cause your a fuckin miserable person idiot.

 

[3-6-steeze]

Go to text chat, and after a while you can do it

 

[ryan.c]

ha so someone just asked newschoolers? and both of us strangers were on here....thought that was pretty awesome

 

[cbeebzthasteeze]

So there is a solid 7 that is pretty fucking rich right? She wans u. But this MOTHERFUCKING 10 you know smang it wans ur dick too. who do you smang?

WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT??!?!?!

 

[J-Evs]

this

is

AWESOME

 

[pmw]

i lol when kids think newschoolers is the origin of everything i mean....the 1-10 scale has been around for a lot longer then that thread......

 

[cbeebzthasteeze]

Yeah, but how many other forums have a solid 7 thread?

 

[k-rob]

all of them you fucking idiot.

 

[icyburr]

should i torture this small infant with a needle and pliers?Stranger 1:[/b] sureStranger 2:[/b] why notStranger 1:[/b] can I fuck it while you do that?

 

[cbeebzthasteeze]

 

[holy.shep]

i asked skiing or snowboarding and someone went NEWSCHOOLERSS

REVEAL YOURSELF

 

[k-rob]

lemme guess, you think this meme started on ns too.

 

[icyburr]

Question to discuss:If you had to burn someone with HCL, would it be santa claus, or jesus?Stranger 2:[/b] santa claus is more tangibleStranger 1:[/b] you didn't tell me how strong the hcl isStranger 1:[/b] i'd throw the hcl in a pool then use that on jesusStranger 1:[/b] and then use the full strength one on santa clausStranger 1:[/b] fucker hasn't given me presents in yearsStranger 2:[/b] but jesus is already dead it would be pointlessStranger 2:[/b] besides he would just heal himselfStranger 1:[/b] trueStranger 1:[/b] looks like santa gets the double dose of acid to the faceStranger 2:[/b] you could find saint nicholas' grave and throw it on his bonesStranger 1:[/b] wait what?Stranger 2:[/b] oh hell yeahStranger 1:[/b] HE'S DEAD?Stranger 1:[/b] WHY WASN'T I INVITED TO THE MURDERStranger 2:[/b] dead people ruining our days since the bibleStranger 2 has disconnected

 

[cbeebzthasteeze]

lemme reply, no.

 

[*Bird]

WHO WAS THIS???????!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!??!/!?!?!?!?!?

 

[cbeebzthasteeze]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

 

[Jahrassicpark]

well right on I was gonna go to bed, and some of these questions are so damn stupid

 

[JWoods]

That was me haha, the other guy just said b4 or something like that thats proof