New Omegle Option

So I ask a question and watch a 15 year old guy get excited about meeting a 15 year old girl on Omegle only to watch his desperate hopes and dreams get crushed as he is forced to deal with "noo , can yhuu plz explainn" So he simply calls her a bitch, turns into a dragon and rips her head off out of boredom.
 
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

newschoolers?

Stranger 2:[/b] me

Stranger 1:[/b] what does that even mean?

Stranger 2:[/b] its a ski thing

Stranger 2:[/b] i don't know why so many people have been referencing it though

Stranger 1:[/b] hmm

Stranger 1:[/b] i think they think it's just the opposite of "oldschoolers", as in people that do stuff hard-assedly?

Stranger 2:[/b] lol, maybe

Stranger 2 has disconnected

 
HAHAHA

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

newschoolers username!?

Stranger 2: Wtf

Stranger 1: yourmom12345

Stranger 2: Wttf

Stranger 2: Wtf

Stranger 2: Wtf

Stranger 2: Wtf

Stranger 2: Wtf

Stranger 1: WTF

Stranger 2: Wtf

Stranger 1: WTF

Stranger 1: WTF

Stranger 2: Ftw

Stranger 2: Ftw

Stranger 1: FTW

Stranger 2: Ftw

Stranger 1: FTW

Stranger 1: FTW

Stranger 2: Ftw

Stranger 2: Fml

Stranger 2: Fml

Stranger 2: Fml

Stranger 2: Fml

Stranger 1: IDK

Stranger 2: Fml

Stranger 1: IDK

Stranger 1: IDK

Stranger 2: Fml

Stranger 1: IDK
 
Can't sleep. Guess I'll get on omegle until I find one of you fuckers.

Productivity at it's finest right here.
 
all in the same chat

Stranger 2: I fucked ur mom

Stranger 1: YAY

Stranger 2: Lol !

Stranger 1: did you slap that bitch?

Stranger 2: With my cock

Stranger 1: FUCK YEAH!

Stranger 2: She liked it

Stranger 1: she likes when i do that too

Stranger 2: & then I came all over the flooor & mader lick. It up

Stranger 1: you should have made her make you a sammich

Stranger 2: & wordd u shudda woke up. Then we cudda had a tag tem

Stranger 2: & does. She make good sanwhiches ?

Stranger 1: dam, next time wake me up for that shit

Stranger 1: yes, she makes bomb ass sammiches

Stranger 2: Aightt bro. Damn u missed out

Stranger 2: Her pussy was good not guna lie

Stranger 2: U can check. Outt the. Vid on. Pornhub

Stranger 1: you bet it is

Stranger 1: aww sweet

Stranger 1: she shaves it

Stranger 2: U cudda been on it with us !

Stranger 2: Lmfao ! I. Know

Stranger 1: so, are you bi?

Stranger 1: TAG TEAM!

Stranger 2: Um. Noo ... I'm straight ... Are u bi ?

Stranger 1: No, im straight

Stranger 1: as a circle

Stranger 1: xD

Stranger 2: So u gay lol

Stranger 1: no dude, im bi

Stranger 2: Ohh then u straight

Stranger 2: As a uturn

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 1: nice talkin to you dude, but i got to go fuck your mom now, see ya

Stranger 1 has disconnected
 
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Competition. Who can troll the hardest? GO

Stranger 1:[/b] ..

Stranger 2:[/b] trollface

Stranger 2:[/b] I win

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Stranger 1:[/b] I win, sorry.

Stranger 2:[/b] FUCK

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I am still on, Currently discussing what I would do if I was in a plane plummeting to earth. I have already established that the plane is 3.8 million Km from earth and moving extremely slowly so by the time we hit we will have died from old age so there is no reason to panic. Oh and the plane is that wicked awesome cruise ship from Wall-e
 
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Women's sports

Stranger 1:[/b] football

Stranger 2:[/b] hahahahahahahahaahahhaahahahaah

Stranger 1:[/b] in the kitchen

Stranger 2:[/b] watching the wnba makes the special olympics look like sex

Stranger 1:[/b] hahaha

Question to discuss:

Women's sports

Stranger 1:[/b] sex

Stranger 2:[/b] kitchen

Stranger 1: sex in the kitchen

Stranger 2: that concludes that subject

 
Howdy! No though, if you want to talk, go to normal text chat and talk to someone for like 30 seconds and next them. Then it pops up with a notification that says you can try out their new thingy.
 
Do babies really come out of a

womans private parts????

Stranger 1: nope

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Do babies really come out of a

womans private parts????

Stranger 1: Yes,

Stranger 2: yepp

Stranger 1: its called a Vagina btw

Stranger 2: sounds like this person needs a new sex ed teacher lol

Stranger 1: Hey stranger

Stranger 1: Nah

Stranger 1: Hes probably jacking off to this

Stranger 2: probally lol

Stranger 1: Thats how he gets his pleasure

Stranger 2: yea thinking bout lil babies

Stranger 1: Good talk. See ya!

Stranger 2: peace
 
I was earlier, but I've been off for a while now so must've been someone else. Still cant sleep though, guess I'll go back.
 
For a second I thought I was talking to emilyiscool:

Stranger: I'm a lesbian

You: no, youre an attention whore

Stranger: wow strong I like it

You: when youre right, youre right

Stranger: but seriously I am a lesbia

Stranger: lesbian*

You: uh huh, im sure you are.

Stranger: fine I'm bi

You: oh see, now youre bi

You: next youll be a straight, then a virgin, then youll be male.

Stranger: I was lying about being a lesbian

You: indeed.

Stranger: can we just have omegle sex and move one

You: only if you can answer one thing

Stranger: fine

You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger: fuck this I'm outta here

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Making strangers fight... awesome

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

stranger pokemon fight.... gogogo

Stranger 2: WILD STRANGER APPEARS

Stranger 1: m

Stranger 1: there?

Stranger 2: DUMBASS USED M

Stranger 2: IT MISSES COMPLETELY

Stranger 2: WILD STRANGER USED MEAN LOOK

Stranger 2: DUMBASS WAS ROOTED TO THE SPOT

Stranger 1: enna da solra thevidiya paiya...

Stranger 2: DUMBASS USED METRONOME

Stranger 2: WILD STRANGER WAS CONFUSED

Stranger 1: fucking ass hole

Stranger 2: WILD STRANGER USED FURY SWIPES

Stranger 2: IT HIT FOUR TIMES!

Stranger 2: CRITICAL HIT

Stranger 1: spank ur ass

Stranger 2: DUMBASS USED TAUNT

 
I hed it takes a crane to mattress out of a swimming pool

Stranger 2: wat

Stranger 2: 3 pigs

Stranger 1: O.o

Stranger 2: i heard it takes a matress to crane out a pig

Stranger 2: 4chan.org/b
 
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

What ur NS username?

Stranger 1: ns?

Stranger 1: what are this

Stranger 2: whats ns?

Stranger 2: =))

Kangbang is Homo

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 2: i hope so
 
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger 1: ns

Stranger 1: yaaa

Stranger 2 has disconnected

 
I feel like some of you would love this, others are going t =o feel retarded.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

What is the true meaning of the word, space?

Stranger 2: :D

Stranger 2: Incredible.

Stranger 1: Huh. Defined by negation

Stranger 1: in essence

Stranger 2: Sure.

Stranger 1: No aether or phlogiston

Stranger 2: Yeah, totally.

Stranger 2: I was just thinking that, myself.

Stranger 1: but since it's related to space and gravity, I suppose I should have a better definition.

Stranger 2: ...

Stranger 2: I wish I was as intelligent as you are.

Stranger 2: I can't even comprehend your level of intelligence.

Stranger 2: :P

Stranger 1: I think you overestimate you.

Stranger 1: *me.

Stranger 1: See my point?

Stranger 2: I just threw you. ;)

Stranger 1: You overestimate me.

Stranger 2: But yeah. I don't even understand wtf you're talking about.

Stranger 2: But I'd love to hear more. :D

Stranger 1: Oh, before einstein scientists thought space was made of/had "Aether" which was what light traveled through.

Stranger 1: it was invisible and everywhere. Turned out to be bullshit.

Stranger 2: I see

Stranger 2: So if it's not something, then it's just nothing.

Stranger 1: Well, not entirely. You see, space is malleable, it's not solid and everything with mass bends space. You are bending space around you.

Stranger 2: Bending how.

Stranger 1: So, gravity bends space.

Stranger 2: Or, bending what.

Stranger 1: If you take a bowling ball and put it on a trampoline

Stranger 1: it bends the trampoline.

Stranger 1: If you then throw a tennis ball on it, it will "orbit" around those bends, it won't move as though the bowling ball isn't there.

Stranger 1: the only difference is the trampoline is in two dimension, but gravity bends space in three dimensions.

Stranger 2: I've never understood how we can be here.. in this point in existence.. yet somehow at a depth to us there is.. I just can't wrap my mind around the concept.

Stranger 1: You are made of stardust.

Stranger 2: Yes.

Stranger 1: An astronomer is the universe looking at itself. An astronomer is the universes' mirror. This is why looking up at the sky is one of the most primitive and beautiful things humans can do.

Stranger 2: Yes, it's quite beautiful.

Stranger 1: The iron that carries the oxygen in your blood was the deathnail of a star. Within milliseconds of nuclear fission creating iron in a star, the star explodes, spewing all its elements out.

Stranger 1: It died, and so now you live.

Stranger 1: Wrapping one's mind around this is fascinating, and involves a lot of science and philosophy, but I believe it to unfold the beauty of reality before us, which is a treasure to behold.

Stranger 2: It makes me sad to think that so many people will never even begin to contemplate the nature of reality..

Stranger 2: We're all so incredibly lucky.

Stranger 1: Well, you can live your life rationally and generously; by doing so well, others are inspired to as well. I wouldn't be so enamored with reality without Feynman, Sagan, Hawking, Tyson, and they wouldn't without Einstein, Plank, etx.

Stranger 1: *Etc.

Stranger 1: We are, indeed.

Stranger 2: So what do you do?

Stranger 1: I'm currently jobfree, and I spend a lot of time with my wife and daughter.

Stranger 1: She's in my lap watching "Here comes science" by They Might Be Giants. Which i strongly recommend.

Stranger 1: my daughter, not my wife.

Stranger 2: :D She's very lucky.

Stranger 1: I can't wait until she's older. I'm going to take her to the desert for astronomy and gold panning.

Stranger 2: I figured you had to be doing something interesting to know so much.. What is it that you'd like to be doing?

Stranger 1: Tough question. I'd like to build robots that build algorithmic architecture at high densities.

Stranger 1: Funding for this is scant at the moment.

Stranger 2: It's a shame.

Stranger 1: Yeah, it'd solve a lot of problems.

Stranger 2: I would love to see the things this age of technology could create if we had the funding of decades past. :\

Stranger 1: well, I have to go, kiddo needs her nap.

Stranger 2: Figures. :(

Stranger 2: The one interesting person on omegle to chat with.

Stranger 2: Do you have msn by chance?

Stranger 1: There's more out there.

Stranger 1: Actually I'm morally opposed to microsoft.

Stranger 1: But rubedujour@gmail.com

Stranger 1: feel free to drop me a line.

Stranger 2: I sure will. Have a nice afternoon. :)

Stranger 2 has disconnected
 
Question to discuss:chicken or wafflesStranger 1:[/b] chickenStranger 2:[/b] bothStranger 1:[/b] you fucking nigger.Stranger 2:[/b] im whiteStranger 1:[/b] niggerStranger 2:[/b] but chicken and waffles are amaznigStranger 1 has disconnected
 
best was "i am a pizza delivery boy and you are a lonely girl"

me: I pay for my pizza and give you a mediocre tip due to the long wait.

me: then you leave

stranger; lol! u win the internet

stranger has disconected
 
i was asking "have you ever seen 2 girls share 1 cup?"

anyone see that? some pretty good responses. i also stayed up about 3 hours later than expected because of this and chatroulette
 
click try the beta where you ask questions. then after asking a few questions click switch to text or whatever, and after you have 1 or 2 convo's it'll ask if you want to be asked questions.
 
gunna bump with this one

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Is this the krusty krab

Stranger 2:[/b] NO

Stranger 1:[/b] no, this is patrick

Stranger 2:[/b] THIS IS PATRick

 
you ain't got shit on meYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

Have you guys seen dreamcast 2?

You:[/b] no

Stranger:[/b] have you seen propane?

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Stranger:[/b] winrar?>

You:[/b] by far

Stranger:[/b] lol i had a question

Stranger:[/b] one is a unicorn one is dragon

Stranger:[/b] other guy got unicorn

Stranger:[/b] before me

Stranger:[/b] i was like fuck

Stranger:[/b] but want to know what I spit?

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Stranger:[/b] lolz were ha

Stranger:[/b] had

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