New 1000 skis rider?

deelonmusk

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The 1000 team seems to be getting bigger every day. Saw them change their profile picture on IG and thought it might be a teaser for their new ski sponsor1058690.png
 
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me after watching the 57000th alex hackel 1000 ski instagram reel put to some shitty sped up tik tok song just so they can sell 1 extra pair of skis to some kid in finland
 
Every day I log onto Newschoolers and tell my cool friends about how absolute CRINGE these instagram skiers are.

I spend hours a day combing instagram reels to pick out a couple of 6 second clips that I can shit on. My eyes are bloodshot, I have no more adderall left, my heart rate is bordering medical emergency levels, but it’s always worth the thumbs up my good friends on Newschoolers give me.

I have spent the last 7 weeks trying to hack these uncool skiers instagram pages, but alas, I have no luck. I know what would be best for the industry, and these guys sponsored by jerry brands simply don’t get it. They don’t know what the skiers want. Sure, thousands of people who might never have gave skiing a second thought might be interested now - BUT THEY ARENT COOL PEOPLE!!!

We’re the only ones that understand acting like we are gang members in a historically privileged sport is what brings outsiders in. I once sold a guy an eighth of weed on the lift in Colorado (yea it’s legal here, but still).

If you aren’t core this is probably all gonna fly over your head, and that’s okay. Catch ya on the mountain, brotha (I’m easy to find, I only wear all blue or all red if you catch my drift)

**This post was edited on Dec 20th 2022 at 5:13:47pm
 
14492289:WabbleDee said:
Every day I log onto Newschoolers and tell my cool friends about how absolute CRINGE these instagram skiers are.

I spend hours a day combing instagram reels to pick out a couple of 6 second clips that I can shit on. My eyes are bloodshot, I have no more adderall left, my heart rate is bordering medical emergency levels, but it’s always worth the thumbs up my good friends on Newschoolers give me.

I have spent the last 7 weeks trying to hack these uncool skiers instagram pages, but alas, I have no luck. I know what would be best for the industry, and these guys sponsored by jerry brands simply don’t get it. They don’t know what the skiers want. Sure, thousands of people who might never have gave skiing a second thought might be interested now - BUT THEY ARENT COOL PEOPLE!!!

We’re the only ones that understand acting like we are gang members in a historically privileged sport is what brings outsiders in. I once sold a guy an eighth of weed on the lift in Colorado (yea it’s legal here, but still).

If you aren’t core this is probably all gonna fly over your head, and that’s okay. Catch ya on the mountain, brotha (I’m easy to find, I only wear all blue or all red if you catch my drift)

**This post was edited on Dec 20th 2022 at 5:13:47pm

TL:DR
 
I was going to make a separate thread about this but I'll just say it here.

1000 skis are getting shit on and I can't figure out why. I've skied 31 days so far and have a total of 5 edge cracks.

By this time last year I know I was missing inches of edge on my vishnus.
 
14492510:Lippamani said:
I was going to make a separate thread about this but I'll just say it here.

1000 skis are getting shit on and I can't figure out why. I've skied 31 days so far and have a total of 5 edge cracks.

By this time last year I know I was missing inches of edge on my vishnus.

how did your vishnus take so much damage 31 days in?
 
14492510:Lippamani said:
I was going to make a separate thread about this but I'll just say it here.

1000 skis are getting shit on and I can't figure out why. I've skied 31 days so far and have a total of 5 edge cracks.

By this time last year I know I was missing inches of edge on my vishnus.

Do you detune your edges tf you doing to your skis bro

**This post was edited on Dec 21st 2022 at 12:36:31pm
 
14492510:Lippamani said:
I was going to make a separate thread about this but I'll just say it here.

1000 skis are getting shit on and I can't figure out why. I've skied 31 days so far and have a total of 5 edge cracks.

By this time last year I know I was missing inches of edge on my vishnus.

you crazy lmaoo. I have vishnus that i've had for 2 full seasons and they are looking great
 
Yes I detune all my skis and my friends I'm actually great at it. Let me ask how you think a bunch of pro riders can get together and not make something sick? Like a movie or a ski. I've personally seen a snapped jetski riden 10 days and one 1000 ever.
 
CspliffffDo you detune your edges tf you doing to your skis bro

**This post was edited on Dec 21st 2022 at 12:36:31pm



Proof I detune

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14492676:skierman said:
You're lying because they never looked great.

nah they're durable. more durable than k2, armada and line from my personal experience. 4frnt only comes close.
 
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