National Masturbation Day

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HAHA well, my school is pretty liberal and this week they are celebrating National Outdoor Intercourse Day (but its a week long thing) so everyday they have scavenger hunts for condoms, friday is 'Porn and popcorn fest' and today is national masturbation day... haha i think its funny. lateralis just told me he already celebrated.

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she knew that her life had passed her by.

And she called out a warning,

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i sure did,

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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

 
hahaha i wish i went to western!

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thats pretty damn funny

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me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

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Yo that's not just your school, May 9th is National Orgasm Day, so someone at your school probably heard about that. It's cool to have a week long thing though! Cool Stuff.

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why is it so many chicks deny that they masturbate?

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they were handing out condoms and lube at my school a while back. my friends and i took like 10 tubes of lube and covered my friends dorm in it. he walked in and bailed on his face and then he couldnt get up again...i sware that shit was designed by NASA.

I (insert name here)pledge to judje wommen less on their physical appearances and more on the degree to which they put out.
 
i celebrate everyday

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

 
twice a day,ha you aint got shit on me fool,i go till i bleed

haha no no,im joking about that

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

 
Mills I ask myself the same question...thats a fucking funny week, whats tommorow

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

 
i too celebrate everyday. since i was like 13 I've missed maybe 20-25 days. theres always time to punch one off.

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yes,always time,no matter

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

 
i just had a big party

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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soxripper maybe you can answer Mills' question.

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

 
the celabrations are here as well.

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celebrating usually lasts me about 8 to 12 seconds

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

 
i just had another party

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!
 
as for girls denying that they masturbate, I don't deny that I do, but I don't go around talking about it either. I think girls are usually more quiet about their sexuality...I'm not sure why though...it's just how it is.

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halo has obviously not had the...er.. 'pleasure' of masturbating...that's why he thinks its disgusting...

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haha, halo is one of THOSE kids...

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

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Ummm your school can't have a 'national' masterbation day... because nationalm days are country wide... sorry to have to tell you that, but the day for your school is still hilarious.

~Founding Member of the NS Anti Post Whore Commitee~

 
and again, cha cha cha

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!
 
whats a condom?

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Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
and what is masturbation? what are you guys talking about?

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
I never said that girls didn't masturbate...I know I do. I don't exactly talk to my friends about it, but I know that they do it too.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
someone answer my fucking question.

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
girls masturbating is some thing i can live with, and watch.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson
 
Man your school must be fun!

Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
 
i don't know. a lot of girls, like myself don't have the need to because we/i have someone else that keeps us/me from having to. plus girls aren't like guys in needing it all the time, not like we wouldn't want to get laid numerous times a day, we can go for longer and more often than you guys, but we just don't have as much testosterone obviously. testosterone is what fuels the sex drive.

 
soxripper i think your wrong, cause i've celibrated the day 10 times already, i'm bleeding, but it was worth it

like the smooth taste of duff -

duff man

 
maybe that doesn't go for everybody. I can control my urges though, and go for a long time without masturbating. But man, I had a 'party' a few weeks ago and we were watching movies, and I was laying down next to my guy friend on the floor(he was the only guy at the party) and I looked over to see him with his hands down his pants...

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
one time i went like 2 weeks without chaffin the carrot, i filled up a 2 litre pepsi bottle!!!!!

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

 
people are so open on the net

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

 
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