National Masturbation Day

i am a professional masturbater

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
WHAT THE FUCK IS MASTURBATIONS?

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
What do you mean people are so open on the internet!? hahaha...j/k

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
HAHAHAHAHAHA not funny....only it is.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
im always open. a very straight forward guy. im about to go wank it. c ya later

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
i had this sticker that said in bold red letters 'WARNING! TOLLBOOTH OPERATOR IS FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING!' and it showed the motion of a hand going up and down and we drove up the the tollway on the road and i stuck it right on his window, it was hilarious. just thought i'd share

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
of course im open on the net,i dont care,what are my chances of ever seeing anyone in person

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

 
^^ good one ryan.

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*Official Minister of Fisheries for the NS Secret Council*

the walrus is in the barn - brad holmes
 
good point

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

 
i shove hair brushes in my ass.......bristles first!

see no one will care nor take that seriously

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

 
lATERALLIS you do that too? i thought i was the only one. good. i am glad. Aryton, thanks :P

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
i agree with soxripper.. and my school is in western washington. but i thought you guys would get a kick out of the thread.

*brooke*

'What's so wrong with being happy?

Kudos to those who see through sickness.

When she woke in the morning

she knew that her life had passed her by.

And she called out a warning,

'Don't ever let life pass you by.''- Incubus

 
I'Ll celebrate l8er

I don't think I'm close mind in life face at face

I don't care i'M the same on internet I think

PAG
 
you just have to follow the 24 hour rule: at least once every 24 hours.

'Oh my god. it happened again! i got better looking' Boyd
 
has it ever happened that you spankin it, and your just about to bust a nut and your cat walks by, but you can't hold it and so you blow a fat load on your cats ass?? anyone? no? ok, mabey thats just me...

I (insert name here)pledge to judje wommen less on their physical appearances and more on the degree to which they put out.
 
what's worse is when your wacking it and you hear the car pull up, and you have like 10 videos playing and 50 pup-ups....and then you ahve to finish the job in the bathroom and pretend you're taking a shist

Dee-ahs
 
^hahahahaha..that has hapened a couple times to me....but if i go more then like 48 hrs. without whackin it, i will get very horny and start humpin random things. such as, poles, tables, cars, crossing guards, etc. as a matter of fact, i jus finished jerkin it.

aaaaahhhhh...i feel refreshed

haha

-john

 
o yea, and about the girl masturbation thing, i try to get girls to admit they do it all the time in skool. i jus go up to them and be like 'i kno u finger yourself, stop lieng!!!'

and they will be like 'no i dont' and get all red..its great...i only do that to the girls i dont care about ever doin anything with..the girls that i do care about doin stuf with, i do it for them

-john

 
i was at this party once after all the other girls had left,the rest of the guys and I started talking about masturbating...lol I thought guys only needed to do it once a month...omg, I made a complete fool of myself..now they make fun of me all the time. When they pass me they're like 'once a month Christine, once a month'

 
my brother goes to western, his roomates a fag, yes erich im talking about you. joking off course.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
i wank with my gf sometimes,its fun,i go solo and so does she

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

 
i wanna watch amber masturbate. she said she would let me

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
jeesus fucking christ youe people are regodamndiculous, get some ladies and stop whackin it all the time, ill admit i jerk it from time to time but c'mon now you people sound obsessed.

'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'

-Mitch Hedburg
 
if u go to long without wankin it u get major ball slap, it cant get so bad that running down stairs is a painful experience

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
i just relised that shortskichiks icon is a rabbit...just thought you should know.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
23% of men who have been laid in a bathtub have pretended their penises were lighthouses - The Man Show

|B|r|y|a|n|

www.|S|a|S| films.com

www.zealoptics.com
 
it's not a rabbit either...it's a squirrel..

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
Line - i bet you masturbate way way way more than I do. so if i did it for you, then it'd be special and itd be like a holiday, if you did it for me, it'd be like a normal day in the life of Line...i think it might be a no go lol

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
they pretended there dick was a light house? i dont get it...

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
the man show is my favorite show ever! i brought a tear to my eye when i found out this was there last season. But the play boy mansion section of the last show rocked

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
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