My piss smells like bacon

5m0k3we3d

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So I took a piss this morning and it smelled REALLY strongly like bacon so of course I didn't flush my toilet because bacon is awesome and went to work. So I just got off work and my entire apartment smells like awesome bacon. The only problem is now I cant flush my toilet or use it unless I want the bacon smell to leave.

Thoughts?
 
• get all your stuff, including your house

• put it in a bag

• go and climb in the toilet, with your stuff

• close the lid, forever

• ?????

• profit
 
-Take two cups of the bacon piss-Leave on a sunny window ledge

-When all the water evaporates you will be left with a fine bacon piss powder

-Combine with charcoal, glue, and wood shavings and smear a thin coat around a wood skewer to make 4 dozen sticks of bacon piss incense

-Use for weddings, socials, family dinners, and love making

 
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